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FFVII_REMAKE
05/09/19 11:25:53 PM
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For years my parents and relatives have been trying to convince me to find a woman and get married so that I can pass down my genes and family name. The thing is, I don't want a woman or kids. I'm happy be single and being able to do whatever the fuck I want and whenever while my married friends have family problems that need to be tended to. I work, pay my bills, and enjoy leisure at my own discretion.

But then I get word from one of my relatives from asia a few minutes ago that they've finished a ritual with a village Shaman and that in order for me to guarantee a 100% success with finding a woman to marry, I would need to pay his ass $2500 and only then he can reveal the exact date and time to be there. My relatives are begging me to pay this absurd amount of money. I'd rather pay Square enix to give me the release date of FFVII remake.
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LastTomorrow
05/09/19 11:36:22 PM
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Don't pay. It's a scam and if you do follow through break the curse by not going on that date
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yunalenne10
05/09/19 11:36:27 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
My relatives are begging me to pay this absurd amount of money.


How can they be that superstituous?
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Darmik
05/09/19 11:45:20 PM
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Can he predict if you're not going to pay him?
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hockeybub89
05/09/19 11:46:09 PM
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Shablagoo
05/09/19 11:46:10 PM
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tag
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obeseexplosive
05/09/19 11:48:34 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
What fucking year is it?

2019

My village shaman took 3 fatted calves and 2 suckling pigs

I miss the good old days
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