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Damn_Underscore
05/09/19 11:07:30 PM
#1:


what do you do?
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thronedfire2
05/09/19 11:07:55 PM
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Fruit is an important part of a balanced diet
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Im_A_Dog
05/09/19 11:08:23 PM
#3:


Shove it up her gina.
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TreyFlowers
05/09/19 11:19:59 PM
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Who told me not to eat it
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Damn_Underscore
05/09/19 11:21:28 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Who told me not to eat it


some important guy
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Mistere Man
05/09/19 11:22:48 PM
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First wonder when I got a wife.

Second my parents taught me never to take things from strangers, and any women that would marry me, well they dont get much stranger than that.
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The Nintendo Master
05/09/19 11:24:18 PM
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Ever consider her legs wouldn't have been shaved?
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obeseexplosive
05/09/19 11:38:48 PM
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Eat her forbidden fruit naw what I mean
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/09/19 11:39:26 PM
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Duncanwii
05/09/19 11:39:49 PM
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The forbidden fruit was all about control. God was pretty much an abusive parent who after his kids made one mistake was hell bound to send everyone to hell. It's not a good moral tbh.
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