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Blade-wolf posted...

Recently the chick who on the third date showed up to the movies in her bed-clothes, no makeup, just sloppy

Terrible
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@EnragedSlith i'd be interested to hear ur story
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Parappa09 posted...

@EnragedSlith i'd be interested to hear ur story

I honestly dont even remember anymore. When I did online dating, there were always the women that looked nothing like their pictures, which was awkward and annoying.

Worst ones otherwise were just having a lack of a connection. Nothing in particular stands out like a horror story, just people who come off as extremely dull and annoying through no fault of their own
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was at a bar with a girl from tumblr who was a self-harmer, she had bandages on both her arms at the bar, she was not very attractive and only half-interesting, so I got as drunk as I could and then we went back to the hotel i was staying at, we did the deed and then she left at 11pm to go home (I was very drunk to make the 'date' bearable so I probably didn't perform as well as I should), then there was blood on the bed sheets.

Was the only time in my life I did not enjoy sex and vaguely remember thinking "I can't wait for this to be over"
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TreyFlowers posted...

then there was blood on the bed sheets.

Did you get charged for it at checkout?
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Chick I went on a two dates with last year used to date an NBA player. Apparently they dated for several years and she used to do his PR. I never asked who but it was someone that played in LA for either the Clippers or Lakers.

Anyway, because of this in general, she has met a lot of famous people, knows a lot of famous people, etc. She would NOT stop talking about all the famous people she'd met/hungout with, etc. Like she was trying to show off how many people she knew, which I was not the slightest bit impressed by.

She also just ended up being kinda overall annoying and entitled so I just didn't call her back after the second date. I doubt that bothered her TBH.

Edit: Now I remember more about the 2nd date now that I think about it. I was with her and her friend, we went to two bars. At the first bar I paid for myself, she paid for herself. At the second bar, we had about $30 worth of drinks/food, I went ahead and paid for it. She then ordered another drink, when the bill came she just handed it to me. That annoyed me, and I did not pay it. I gave it back to her, and I could tell by her expression/tone that she was not happy about that, despite her not actually saying it.
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Another chick I went on a date with was about as boring as it gets. Trying to extract a conversation out of this girl was like pulling teeth. You asked her a question and she didn't expand upon it at all, nor did she ever ask questions herself. At first I thought maybe she was just nervous so I went on a second date. It became pretty obvious that it's just her personality. On top of this, she was constantly making jokes about me being a potential stalker (Like, I'd ask "what part of town do you live in" and she'd reply "why, you trying to stalk me? You gonna follow me home?"). And that was within minutes of meeting her. She would make a snarky/sarcastic remark about pretty much everything I said, and boy did that get old fast. After that I put no effort in trying to see her again.
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Some time late last year. I went out with this hot ass Pakistani girl who for some reason, got off on insulting me, and trying to brag about how well traveled she was. She kept trying to make me play this game where she'd name a country, and I'd have to name the capital, just to show how well traveled she was. Even when we went to a second bar, she kept with the insult. "Wow, a vodka soda? You might just be the most basic guy I've ever met. What's next? You gonna order a pumpkin spice latte?" I kept my cool but stopped talking to her after the date.

I went out with this one chick from Brooklyn who was like that some years ago. Bohemian chick, owned her own clothing store. She thought because she traveled here and there she was ultra worldly and sophisticated. Little did she know I'm a geopolitics pro. I dominated her verbally despite her attitude but figured to save myself the headache. Never called her back
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I got set up on a blind date, and about five minutes after meeting her at the restaurant she started hysterically crying because her dog died. Over a year before. I just stood up and walked out.

Another girl spent almost two hours talking about her big brother. In a "I want to fuck my brother but I won't say that" way.

The best date I've ever been on, while being the worst for someone else, was a double date with my fiance and a couple she was friends with. Partway through dinner, this big black guy walked over to the table and kissed the other girl. Turns out, she'd been cheating on her boyfriend of five plus years with this guy, had been leading the black guy on, and he decided to burn every bridge he could find when he saw her at dinner. The rest of the night was the girl weeping, the guy setting the record for most N bombs I've heard in a day, and my fiance smirking at me while I almost laughed myself to death.
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omega cookie posted...

I got set up on a blind date, and about five minutes after meeting her at the restaurant she started hysterically crying because her dog died. Over a year before. I just stood up and walked out.

Another girl spent almost two hours talking about her big brother. In a "I want to fuck my brother but I won't say that" way.

The best date I've ever been on, while being the worst for someone else, was a double date with my fiance and a couple she was friends with. Partway through dinner, this big black guy walked over to the table and kissed the other girl. Turns out, she'd been cheating on her boyfriend of five plus years with this guy, had been leading the black guy on, and he decided to burn every bridge he could find when he saw her at dinner. The rest of the night was the girl weeping, the guy setting the record for most N bombs I've heard in a day, and my fiance smirking at me while I almost laughed myself to death.

That last one gives me anxiety. Fuckin' hate cheaters. Fuck her. Why do people cheat for? Just end the damn relationship if you're wanting some strange.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Nothing big. Was having a really nice time and then at the end of the date she made me feel cheap by making it feel all about getting some dick. She ended up making me feel like I owed her something so I just let her get her way. I've felt different about myself ever since that day tho

Sounds kinda hot. Details.
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Was out on a first date with a girl and she was telling me all the stories of times she knocked herself unconscious. Sporting events she was participating in, car wrecks, etc. Like there were MULTIPLE times she has been hit and lost consciousness.

Also, you should know i'm awkward af.

"Wow, I'm surprised you're not some form of mentally impaired (but used the r word)"

Yeah, soon as I said I was like dammit.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

Was out on a first date with a girl and she was telling me all the stories of times she knocked herself unconscious. Sporting events she was participating in, car wrecks, etc. Like there were MULTIPLE times she has been hit and lost consciousness.

Also, you should know i'm awkward af.

"Wow, I'm surprised you're not some form of mentally impaired (but used the r word)"

Yeah, soon as I said I was like dammit.

LOL. That's as dumb as something I would say. I remember making a Holocaust joke to a girl I liked and it obviously went terribly wrong. She stared at me and slowly repeated the joke, then she turned away and ignored me the rest of the camping trip. It wasn't a date but it was still pretty bad.
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