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Damn_Underscore
12/29/18 9:26:48 PM
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Bring a very sensitive tape recorder to your wedding.

Then when the priest says "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" say "I do.... not" but only say not so the tape recorder can hear you.

Then when your wife tries to divorce you and get alimony, just bring out your wedding tape to reveal that you NEVER actually agreed to marry her in the first place!
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Kombucha
12/29/18 9:28:33 PM
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This is a well written guide.
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LockeMonster
12/29/18 9:28:40 PM
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Yeah, because the altar is what legalizes marriage.
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REMercsChamp
12/29/18 9:28:54 PM
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I don't think it works like that
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Kombucha
12/29/18 9:29:41 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
I don't think it works like that


There's only one way to find out (no, it's not asking a lawyer).
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CookieMarvin
12/29/18 9:30:33 PM
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holy shit this is brilliant
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Zack_Attackv1
12/29/18 9:30:48 PM
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