Poll of the Day > Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie

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TheWorstPoster
12/27/18 3:41:13 PM
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But no pants?
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LinkPizza
12/27/18 3:42:06 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
But no pants?

Wearing a tie means hes a professional...
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OhhhJa
12/27/18 3:44:25 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
But no pants?

Wearing a tie means hes a professional...

I've actually got a Donkey Kong costume in my closet. Well, I still gotta write DK on it
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Lokarin
12/27/18 3:47:21 PM
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It's so he can hang his DK out
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Dmess85
12/27/18 4:14:23 PM
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What silverback gorilla does not wear a tie?
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ernieforss
12/27/18 4:16:11 PM
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because he's in a monkey suit.
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HelIWithoutSin
12/27/18 5:02:31 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
But no pants?


Why do you wear tighty whities but no bra?
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RoboXgp89
12/27/18 7:27:42 PM
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he's an anti-superman
meaning he's popular and everyone likes him for who he is
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Blorfenburger
12/27/18 10:32:52 PM
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He's a classy bitch
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green dragon
12/28/18 12:47:06 AM
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Because he has a job
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