Poll of the Day > Today I passed my kidney stone and pooped for the first time since Saturday

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Today was a glorious day

my mom had a kidney stone and said she'd rather give birth to me again. I called her a damn liar because I was a c-section and punched her in the stomach.

Part of this story isn't true.

Do kidney stones stop poop from happening
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I had a friend that I had to drive to the ER for a kidney stone one time. He was in such immense pain he almost threw up

I always believed in you buddy.


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You're more than a man now.

You're a tough old man.
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Mead posted...

Do kidney stones stop poop from happening

This is my second time passing one and it made me constipated both times. And its really the only two times I can ever remember being constipated.

OhhhJa posted...

I had a friend that I had to drive to the ER for a kidney stone one time. He was in such immense pain he almost threw up

I have puked probably about fifty times since Thursday. This is not an exaggeration.

darcandkharg31 posted...

I always believed in you buddy.

Firewood18 posted...

You're more than a man now.

You're a tough old man.

I feel older because of it. Like I aged at least three years.

Good job
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Guys

Its too much

Too much poop

Somebody help

Welcome to the 2 kidney stones club
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I'm glad you're past that. I can't imagine the pain involved :(
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GanglyKhan posted...

I'm glad you're past that. I can't imagine the pain involved :(

The funny thing about pain is it only hurts when its happening. Like I was in so much fucking pain all week and now its gone and everything is fine.

I dont know what any of that meant

Also, according to my ct scan I have at least four more coming eventually shoot me please

MICHALECOLE posted...

Also, according to my ct scan I have at least four more coming eventually shoot me please

Holy shit, what a way to send off the year o_O

I take it's too late to vaporize them? or are they just too small or something, I don't know the exact qualifications they have to shoot them.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

GanglyKhan posted...

I'm glad you're past that. I can't imagine the pain involved :(

The funny thing about pain is it only hurts when its happening. Like I was in so much fucking pain all week and now its gone and everything is fine.

I dont know what any of that meant

I remember something like that. My finger got infected and swelled up. It hurt to even touch it. My stepdad poked a hole and squeezed. It was super painful. But as soon as all the infection puss and blood was out, the pain immediately stopped...
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darcandkharg31 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Also, according to my ct scan I have at least four more coming eventually shoot me please

Holy shit, what a way to send off the year o_O

I take it's too late to vaporize them? or are they just too small or something, I don't know the exact qualifications they have to shoot them.

They said they only do that if its over a certain size, because that doesnt get rid of them, it just breaks them up. You still have to pass them after that.

They also said they have no idea when theyre gonna fall out of my kidney, they literally said could be two weeks, could be two months, could be two years

I am terrified of kidney stones. and I am now in the age range where most men get them, supposedly

I'm happy for you that everything came out ok.
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Did you save the kidney stone?

OmegaM posted...

Did you save the kidney stone?

Nah its too small to save and it shot out like a bullet. 2 mm is like nothing

not a kidney stone but one time my dad stubbed his toe and the entire big toe nail came off.

I thought it was cool that he saved it because I always liked growing my nails and cutting huge chunks off and this was an entire nail.

but my mom threw it out because she thought it was a corn chip.

argonautweakend posted...

not a kidney stone but one time my dad stubbed his toe and the entire big toe nail came off.

I thought it was cool that he saved it because I always liked growing my nails and cutting huge chunks off and this was an entire nail.

but my mom threw it out because she thought it was a corn chip.

everything about this story was unpleasant to read.
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A woman i work with had kidney stones, when she first went to the doctors before she knew they asked her and her partner if one of them has been cheating as they believed it was an STI.

jkdarlow posted...

A woman i work with had kidney stones, when she first went to the doctors before she knew they asked her and her partner if one of them has been cheating as they believed it was an STI.

Sounds like a soap opera... Did one of them confess to cheating, by any chance?
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LinkPizza posted...

jkdarlow posted...

A woman i work with had kidney stones, when she first went to the doctors before she knew they asked her and her partner if one of them has been cheating as they believed it was an STI.

Sounds like a soap opera... Did one of them confess to cheating, by any chance?

Nope, knowing both i dont think either of them would ever cheat, they've since had a baby too.

Im not sure how you could mix up an STI and kidney stones i guess the areas of pain and type of pain could be similar i guess.

jkdarlow posted...

A woman i work with had kidney stones, when she first went to the doctors before she knew they asked her and her partner if one of them has been cheating as they believed it was an STI.

Thats super weird.. they wouldnt tell me what mine was originally even though it was obvious and everybody knew based on where it was hurting, but since it COULD have been something else they had to figure it out first. Or they just wanted to do more shit so they could charge me out my constipated ass.

Seems super unprofessional to put them in that position. Maybe the way she described her pain sounded like symptoms of a common std

MICHALECOLE posted...

jkdarlow posted...

A woman i work with had kidney stones, when she first went to the doctors before she knew they asked her and her partner if one of them has been cheating as they believed it was an STI.

Thats super weird.. they wouldnt tell me what mine was originally even though it was obvious and everybody knew based on where it was hurting, but since it COULD have been something else they had to figure it out first. Or they just wanted to do more shit so they could charge me out my constipated ass.

Seems super unprofessional to put them in that position. Maybe the way she described her pain sounded like symptoms of a common std

That does seem weird. I would definitely try to make sure before immediately asking them that. And together, at that. Haha.
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