Current Events > A genie grants you the power to be a Boomer for one day. What do you do?

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Romulox28 12/18/18 9:50:11 AM #1:	You're a Boomer for a day. What do you do? - Results (5 votes) Watch cable news 0% (0 votes) 0 Eat at as many chain restaurants as possible 40% (2 votes) 2 Complain about kneeling in the NFL 20% (1 vote) 1 Go shopping for fabric softener and bars of soap 0% (0 votes) 0 Call up your local representative to suggest racially-charged legislation 0% (0 votes) 0 Retire to Florida with the $500k profit you made selling your house you bought for $30k back in 1960 0% (0 votes) 0 Watch reruns of NCIS as you wait for your children to call you 20% (1 vote) 1 Go shopping for a new beige Buick or Cadillac 0% (0 votes) 0 Vomit bile all over the Survivors, blurring their vision and enabling the Common Infected to swarm & overwhelm them 20% (1 vote) 1 Fire rockets at Marcus Fenix, Baird, Cole, and Dom before getting gibbed by a shotgun blast 0% (0 votes) 0 i think i covered all the bases --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:914327973] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote> You're a Boomer for a day. What do you do? - Results (5 votes) Watch cable news 0% (0 votes) 0 Eat at as many chain restaurants as possible 40% (2 votes) 2 Complain about kneeling in the NFL 20% (1 vote) 1 Go shopping for fabric softener and bars of soap 0% (0 votes) 0 Call up your local representative to suggest racially-charged legislation 0% (0 votes) 0 Retire to Florida with the $500k profit you made selling your house you bought for $30k back in 1960 0% (0 votes) 0 Watch reruns of NCIS as you wait for your children to call you 20% (1 vote) 1 Go shopping for a new beige Buick or Cadillac 0% (0 votes) 0 Vomit bile all over the Survivors, blurring their vision and enabling the Common Infected to swarm & overwhelm them 20% (1 vote) 1 Fire rockets at Marcus Fenix, Baird, Cole, and Dom before getting gibbed by a shotgun blast 0% (0 votes) 0 i think i covered all the bases</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/18/18 9:50:50 AM #3:	Drop bombs at the Hoover Dam --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:914327995] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Drop bombs at the Hoover Dam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 12/18/18 9:52:05 AM #4:	Go into an office building and ask every person, individually, why they are working here instead of at their dream job. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:914328045] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Go into an office building and ask every person, individually, why they are working here instead of at their dream job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/18/18 9:52:19 AM #5:	Complain how Millennials do not appreciate my favorite things and are killing them off. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:914328058] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Complain how Millennials do not appreciate my favorite things and are killing them off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 12/18/18 9:54:48 AM #6:	Goats posted... Bomb the fuck out of some NCR positions breloom Irony posted... Drop bombs at the Hoover Dam this still applies --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:914328140] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote><cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>Bomb the fuck out of some NCR positions breloom</quote> <cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Drop bombs at the Hoover Dam</quote> this still applies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 12/18/18 10:02:46 AM #7:	Go to Sears and attempt to get a discount on something by complaining to the manager --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:914328417] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Go to Sears and attempt to get a discount on something by complaining to the manager</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 12/18/18 10:09:10 AM #8:	Withdraw my pension funds and then wire them across to regular me. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:914328660] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Withdraw my pension funds and then wire them across to regular me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 12/18/18 10:14:47 AM #9:	Take my early retirement package and laugh at all the now jobless millennials because other millennials killed the industry we worked in. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:914328861] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Take my early retirement package and laugh at all the now jobless millennials because other millennials killed the industry we worked in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/18/18 10:15:31 AM #10:	Get a boat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg_EyrD27o" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhM1-4i9SkA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:914328903] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Get a boat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg_EyrD27o" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/18/18 10:16:58 AM #11:	Own a house --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:914328970] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Own a house</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 12/18/18 10:17:00 AM #12:	Most of the people on this site are fucking Boomers already. <cite>iClockwork posted [p:914328972] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Most of the people on this site are fucking Boomers already.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 12/18/18 10:20:51 AM #13:	The fat zombie from Left 4 Dead? --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:914329136] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>The fat zombie from Left 4 Dead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/18/18 10:23:24 AM #14:	Go to a store with a coupon that expired 5 years ago and argue with the clerk that I should have it "honored" because I'm a "good customer" and ask to speak with the manager for 30 minutes while there is a long line behind me. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914329254] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Go to a store with a coupon that expired 5 years ago and argue with the clerk that I should have it "honored" because I'm a "good customer" and ask to speak with the manager for 30 minutes while there is a long line behind me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NameMeWhatever 12/18/18 10:26:38 AM #15:	I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything? <cite>NameMeWhatever posted [p:914329399] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/18/18 10:27:34 AM #16:	NameMeWhatever posted... I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything? User Since: Dec 2018 Karma: 3 Active Posts: 2 Total Badges: 0 --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914329434] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote><cite>NameMeWhatever posted...</cite> <quote>I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything?</quote> User Since: Dec 2018 Karma: 3 Active Posts: 2 Total Badges: 0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/18/18 10:28:50 AM #17:	catboy0_0 posted... NameMeWhatever posted... I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything? User Since: Dec 2018 Karma: 3 Active Posts: 2 Total Badges: 0 Veteran User Since: Apr 2018 Karma: 178 Active Posts: 189 Total Badges: 0 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:914329482] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NameMeWhatever posted...</cite> <quote>I am already a Boomer, can I just be a millinnial so I can be self-righteous, entitled, lazy and complain about everything?</quote> User Since: Dec 2018 Karma: 3 Active Posts: 2 Total Badges: 0</quote> Veteran User Since: Apr 2018 Karma: 178 Active Posts: 189 Total Badges: 0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/18/18 10:29:54 AM #18:	Badges? I don't need no stinkin' badges. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914329531] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Badges? I don't need no stinkin' badges.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 12/18/18 10:30:55 AM #19:	Props to TC for including the l4d option. That's the first thing that came to mind and I was legitimately confused by the other options for a second. --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:914329577] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Props to TC for including the l4d option. That's the first thing that came to mind and I was legitimately confused by the other options for a second.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 12/18/18 10:36:17 AM #20:	imagine being able to own a house in a good city those boomers are lucky --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:914329802] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>imagine being able to own a house in a good city those boomers are lucky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 12/18/18 10:44:27 AM #21:	Shoot ~~Adama~~ twice. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:914330154] in A genie gr... [t:77313380]...</cite> <quote>Shoot Adama twice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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