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Muffinz0rz
12/17/18 10:51:52 PM
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Fuck me it hurts
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BuckVanHammer
12/17/18 10:52:35 PM
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Explain heel please
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shnangyboos
12/17/18 10:54:26 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Explain heel please


Hit yourself in the balls with your heel.

I have, and it sucks.
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BuckVanHammer
12/17/18 10:57:20 PM
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How does this happen?
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Vodkarade
12/17/18 10:57:46 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
How does this happen?
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RiderofHogs
12/17/18 10:58:00 PM
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No, but I have Belvedere'd myself.
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SchoolForAnts
12/17/18 11:01:22 PM
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No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public.

Imagine trying to pretend youre not in excruciating pain. It sucks
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lww99
12/17/18 11:02:40 PM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public.

Imagine trying to pretend youre not in excruciating pain. It sucks


This
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RiderofHogs
12/17/18 11:04:18 PM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public.

Imagine trying to pretend youre not in excruciating pain. It sucks

That is the Belvedere.
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Link43130
12/17/18 11:08:11 PM
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accidentally?
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Completion
12/17/18 11:35:47 PM
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Vodkarade posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
How does this happen?


You have to be sitting in a certain position

You know how you sit where your legs are shaped like an M? It's like that, but one of your legs is "flipped" and your heel is right in front of your crotch
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DarthGravid
12/17/18 11:36:29 PM
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A few weeks ago, I slipped on some ice, my cane caught a crack in the sidewalk, and my 300 lbs falling forward caused the handle to be driven straight into my sack, and then flipped me forward and over the cane onto my shoulder and back.
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Muffinz0rz
12/17/18 11:36:38 PM
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Completion posted...
Vodkarade posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
How does this happen?


You have to be sitting in a certain position

You know how you sit where your legs are shaped like an M? It's like that, but one of your legs is "flipped" and your heel is right in front of your crotch

Something like that

Sitting on the couch with my legs tucked up beneath a blanket or w/e put your heel right by your nards
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Gafemage
12/17/18 11:38:12 PM
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I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.
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SchoolForAnts
12/18/18 12:52:18 AM
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Zurkon posted...
No but Ive hit myself in the balls with a lint roller multiple times. I have 2 dogs and a cat so I always use the roller to get any hair off my pants before I leave. When youre rushing, and quickly moving it up and down in your inner thighs, your balls are very vulnerable to getting smacked by it. It hurts pretty bad.


True.

The balls are so fucking stupid. A woman wouldnt even think twice about lint rolling her meat wallet at full speed.

How did ancient men survive with these stupid things dangling and waiting to provide excruciating pain at any chance?
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RiderofHogs
12/18/18 12:55:24 AM
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Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.
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Gafemage
12/18/18 1:05:31 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could jack off. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.
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RiderofHogs
12/18/18 4:17:14 AM
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Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could jack off. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

Dove soap and milk. Works well for pepper spray.
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Muffinz0rz
12/18/18 10:19:48 AM
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Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could deed. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing.
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Superlinkbro
12/18/18 10:42:33 AM
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I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though.
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SchoolForAnts
12/18/18 10:47:14 AM
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Superlinkbro posted...
I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though.


Did you drop right there on the spot? Did anyone help you?
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Superlinkbro
12/18/18 10:49:13 AM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though.


Did you drop right there on the spot? Did anyone help you?

It wasn't too bad. My friend asked if I was alright and I said yeah and we still played
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SageHarpuia
12/18/18 10:51:18 AM
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No but I've hooved myself in the balls before
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SchoolForAnts
12/18/18 10:54:10 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
No but I've hooved myself in the balls before


Gotta leave those goats alone man
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RiderofHogs
12/18/18 2:57:28 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could deed. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing.

I don't do it in public but yeah, it is pretty common to just "fondle" yourself when just sitting watching TV or something.
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SchoolForAnts
12/19/18 10:26:00 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could deed. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing.

I don't do it in public but yeah, it is pretty common to just "fondle" yourself when just sitting watching TV or something.


You mean just having your hand there, or actually grabbing your nuts or sausage?
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Muffinz0rz
12/20/18 10:51:28 PM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could deed. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing.

I don't do it in public but yeah, it is pretty common to just "fondle" yourself when just sitting watching TV or something.


You mean just having your hand there, or actually grabbing your nuts or sausage?

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SchoolForAnts
12/21/18 12:45:30 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.

Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything.

Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could deed. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn.

I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing.

I don't do it in public but yeah, it is pretty common to just "fondle" yourself when just sitting watching TV or something.


You mean just having your hand there, or actually grabbing your nuts or sausage?
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shnangyboos
12/21/18 1:32:02 AM
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I just chill on the couch with my dick in my hand. I don't know why, I don't even think about it, I'll just realize I've got my hand down my pants holding my dick at some point.
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SchoolForAnts
12/21/18 8:31:21 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
I just chill on the couch with my dick in my hand. I don't know why, I don't even think about it, I'll just realize I've got my hand down my pants holding my dick at some point.


I believe there is a French term for that. Let poulet dans la main.

@DarthWendy is that the french term?
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SpiralDrift
12/21/18 8:34:16 AM
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I have accidentally injured them but never accidentally healed them.
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SchoolForAnts
12/21/18 8:40:28 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I have accidentally injured them but never accidentally healed them.


You need special skills to heal anything or anyone ;)
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VTBM
12/21/18 8:46:16 AM
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Spooking posted...
No, my balls are faces, they would never turn on me like that.


lol
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 10:07:13 AM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
Let poulet dans la main

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