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UnholyMudcrab
12/17/18 2:13:53 PM
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masterpug53
12/17/18 2:18:07 PM
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Have we ever seen Sand People open fire? It's always possible that they're just that much worse by comparison.
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 2:19:54 PM
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s0nicfan
12/17/18 2:20:20 PM
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DevsBro
12/17/18 2:23:52 PM
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I'm sure there's an entire EU book devoted to resolving this minor inconsistency. I dunno, maybe Han Solo's uncle snuck on the Death Star and used Force Inaccuracy on everyone or something.
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 2:25:01 PM
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DevsBro posted...
I dunno, maybe Han Solo's uncle snuck on the Death Star and used Force Inaccuracy on everyone or something.

Plot Armor.
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UnholyMudcrab
12/17/18 2:25:06 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Have we ever seen Sand People open fire? It's always possible that they're just that much worse by comparison.

They snipe a podracer in TPM
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DevsBro
12/17/18 2:26:51 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
DevsBro posted...
I dunno, maybe Han Solo's uncle snuck on the Death Star and used Force Inaccuracy on everyone or something.

Plot Armor.

I know it and you know it but you're seriously underestimating how seriously the EU takes every single line of dialog and facial expression in the OT.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/17/18 2:26:51 PM
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They missed on purpose because they let them get away to follow them to the rebel bsse.

They kicked ass in Empire

They intentionally missed in Return cause the Ewoks were too cute to kill
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UnholyMudcrab
12/17/18 2:27:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.mathsisfun.com/accuracy-precision.html

Well, the line is immediately preceded by "too accurate for Sand People" so it sounds like Ben was a bit confused
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RiderofHogs
12/17/18 2:28:25 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
They missed on purpose because they let them get away to follow them to the rebel bsse.

They kicked ass in Empire

They intentionally missed in Return cause the Ewoks were too cute to kill

Pretty much this for the most part.
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 2:29:56 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
They intentionally missed in Return cause the Ewoks were too cute to kill

Well... there was that one ewok that got dead, and Lucas made damn sure we knew it.
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synth_real
12/17/18 8:03:22 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
DevsBro posted...
I dunno, maybe Han Solo's uncle snuck on the Death Star and used Force Inaccuracy on everyone or something.

Plot Armor.

I know it and you know it but you're seriously underestimating how seriously the EU takes every single line of dialog and facial expression in the OT.

You know, I was having a chuckle to myself about The Glove of Darth Vader earlier today
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averagejoel
12/17/18 8:07:30 PM
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people generally have worse accuracy when aiming for other people because, on a subconscious level, most people don't want to kill other people
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