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frozenshock
12/16/18 11:46:13 PM
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If you're currently leaving in that city, you have 24 hours to leave before it blows up

Deal?

Also the money is tax free
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L0Z
12/16/18 11:49:08 PM
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What a scam. You do realize the USA isnt even 8000mi wide?
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Mareen
12/16/18 11:52:15 PM
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$500 but the entire US blows up*
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frozenshock
12/16/18 11:55:31 PM
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Mareen posted...
$500 but the entire US blows up*


Yeah but you get a 24 hour notice to escape tho
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Mareen
12/16/18 11:57:57 PM
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I wouldn't even take one billion if it meant the entire country gets eradicated. Plus the damages to Canada and Mexico. Never mind a mere 500.
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Irony
12/16/18 11:59:00 PM
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Deal
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/18 11:59:27 PM
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lmao wtf
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frozenshock
12/17/18 12:00:15 AM
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Irony posted...
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Don't eat my topic. It doesn't taste good. Needs salt.
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Vicious_Dios
12/17/18 12:00:32 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Mareen posted...
$500 but the entire US blows up*


Yeah but you get a 24 hour notice to escape tho


This is where I laughed the hardest.
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Kineth
12/17/18 12:00:34 AM
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24 hours to travel 4001 miles. Oh gee.
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catboy0_0
12/17/18 12:01:59 AM
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frozenshock posted...
If you're currently leaving in that city, you have 24 hours to leave before it blows up

I'd lose a house with 3 way ownership. Maybe if it was a million I'd consider it.
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DarkChozoGhost
12/17/18 12:02:12 AM
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That would probably mean the extinction of a great deal of species, probably most vertebrates (and probably humans).
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Vicious_Dios
12/17/18 12:02:22 AM
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Kineth posted...
24 hours to travel 4001 miles. Oh gee.


Oh come on, that's $500 we're about here.
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RIPVyseCity
12/17/18 12:10:33 AM
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If the US doesnt exist your $500 still worth anything?
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frozenshock
12/17/18 12:12:29 AM
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RIPVyseCity posted...
If the US doesnt exist your $500 still worth anything?


Yes, since you get it in Zimbabwean dollars

jPv8dab
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A_Good_Boy
12/17/18 12:13:36 AM
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Can I schedule a flight before I take the deal?
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Kineth
12/17/18 12:15:59 AM
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frozenshock posted...
RIPVyseCity posted...
If the US doesnt exist your $500 still worth anything?


Yes, since you get it in Zimbabwean dollars

jPv8dab


Literally worth less than the paper.
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sktgamer_13dude
12/17/18 12:16:33 AM
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Not even enough to get a ticket to get 8000 miles away.
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UnholyMudcrab
12/17/18 12:16:54 AM
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The worst part of this topic is how TC put the dollar sign after the amount
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frozenshock
12/17/18 12:17:49 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
The worst part of this topic is how TC put the dollar sign after the amount


Do you say "five hundred dollars" or "dollars five hundred"?
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Vita_Aeterna
12/17/18 12:19:03 AM
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$500 but TC gets permanently banned.

Who's taking this one?
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catboy0_0
12/17/18 12:19:37 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
$500 but TC gets permanently banned.

Who's taking this one?

but I don't want him to be banned...
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A_Good_Boy
12/17/18 12:19:47 AM
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frozenshock posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
The worst part of this topic is how TC put the dollar sign after the amount


Do you say "five hundred dollars" or "dollars five hundred"?

TCs got a point. We don't say percent 10 either.
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frozenshock
12/17/18 12:19:53 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
$500 but TC gets permanently banned.

Who's taking this one?


I already made this topic and offered 10 billion dollars

Some people did vote to forego the money and allow me to stay on CE
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uwnim
12/17/18 12:26:48 AM
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So everything in a 4k mile radius is gone. Yeah, that's wiping out all of north america and pushing away a large part of the pacific ocean. Humanity is fucked if I accept this. >_>
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L0Z
12/17/18 9:52:49 AM
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24 hour notice. A plane ticket for over 8000 miles last minute would be like 1500 one way 4000 miles would be like 1k
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