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YoshitoKikuchi
12/15/18 10:03:42 PM
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You have to repopulate the world
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Albel-Nox
12/15/18 10:04:39 PM
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Perfection.
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Irony
12/15/18 10:05:10 PM
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We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world
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RiderofHogs
12/15/18 10:06:17 PM
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Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.
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Irony
12/15/18 10:06:35 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.

No
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/15/18 10:20:13 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.

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thronedfire2
12/15/18 10:25:22 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.


lol
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ChainedRedone
12/15/18 10:28:05 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.


Muh fairy tales
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rikasa
12/15/18 10:28:25 PM
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I'm probably not gonna do that. I feel like, at best, I'd just be condemning a few hundred sickly humans to a gruesome fate
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DarkChozoGhost
12/15/18 10:29:30 PM
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Well if she's the perfect girl, she'd have DNA that would be very resistant to genetic disorders. Also would probably have twins and triplets every time.
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SpiralDrift
12/15/18 10:32:05 PM
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The low key dream scenario for incest fetishists.

But aside from that I could be happy with just my girl. We would just have to think long and hard about whether having children is worth it.
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UnholyMudcrab
12/15/18 10:51:56 PM
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glitteringfairy
12/15/18 11:06:11 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Irony posted...
We'll have constant sex, but 2 people can't repopulate the world

Two people populated it just fine before.

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StickFigures720
12/16/18 3:55:37 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
That is not how repopulation works

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Cookie Bag
12/16/18 4:03:25 AM
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008Zulu
12/16/18 4:04:46 AM
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Me: I guess the two of us will have to repopulate the world.
Her: Are you a doctor? Because unassisted births have a high mortality rate. And are you going to have sex with your daughters? Because you risk degenerative disorders by inbreeding. No. When we have sex, it will be anal only.
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SpiralDrift
12/16/18 4:27:45 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Me: I guess the two of us will have to repopulate the world.
Her: Are you a doctor? Because unassisted births have a high mortality rate. And are you going to have sex with your daughters? Because you risk degenerative disorders by inbreeding. No. When we have sex, it will be anal only.

This is probably the most realistic scenario.

And if you did manage to have kids the Oedipus/Electra Complexes would be absolutely off the scale. I wouldn't want to live in that household.
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