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Duncanwii
12/14/18 6:53:03 PM
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He only passed the final exam by cheating. How can we look up to someone like that?
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PhazonReborn
12/14/18 6:57:28 PM
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Have you ever realized that nobody will ever look up to you?
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__aCEr__
12/14/18 6:58:23 PM
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Dude is busy banging space babes while everyone on the away team not named Spock or McCoy dies.
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SpiralDrift
12/14/18 7:00:33 PM
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The Abramsverse version of that scene was so hokey and lame.
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HylianFox
12/14/18 7:04:56 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
The Abramsverse version of that scene was so hokey and lame.

Especially since one of the parameters of the test is that you can't fire on the Klingon ships, since that's an act of war.

You have to figure out how to rescue the other vessel without engaging them in combat.

and yet, Kirk just blows them up and everyone acts like he's so amazing
I remember seeing that and going "dude, you just failed the test, you're not supposed to open fire"
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/18 7:05:16 PM
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Captain Kirk is gay
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EternalDivide
12/14/18 7:07:29 PM
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All of the Abramsverse can take a flying leap.
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