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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:05:10 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yESC2Fk-gAU" data-time="


"How many here tonight are under the age of 30? 20 somethings? Let me hear it from the 20 somethings."

(Crowd cheering)

"These are the dumbest people I've met in my life."
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Sunhawk
12/11/18 3:08:16 PM
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Boomers.

Don't even waste time talking about them.

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rikasa
12/11/18 3:09:54 PM
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damn i hate stand up comedy but reading that made me lol
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Quicksilver
12/11/18 3:10:12 PM
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Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8" data-time="

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Damn_Underscore
12/11/18 3:12:05 PM
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Not really that funny but I appreciate the non-vulgar comedy.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 3:12:16 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8" data-time="

This is why feminism must be stopped.
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SK8T3R215
12/11/18 3:12:29 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8" data-time="

damn good counter-post
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t_paynes_ghost
12/11/18 3:12:30 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

Wow this is really, _really_, a special kind of bad.
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bobbaaay
12/11/18 3:27:26 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8" data-time="


This is even worse than the op
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bobbaaay
12/11/18 3:29:06 PM
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The record comment is dumb. Counter cultures never stopped using records -- and now it's even coming back to the mainstream.
Would've made more sense in the 80s during the tape trading era
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Monolith1676
12/11/18 4:33:07 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
Meanwhile a Millennials idea of stand up comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8" data-time="


That was fucking awful.
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DevsBro
12/11/18 4:33:49 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yESC2Fk-gAU" data-time="


"How many here tonight are under the age of 30? 20 somethings? Let me hear it from the 20 somethings."

(Crowd cheering)

"These are the dumbest people I've met in my life."

lmao
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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/18 4:41:49 PM
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Do people really think they're making a valid statement when they seek out bad examples of stuff and then generalize the entire thing using their one video?
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Wedge Antilles
12/11/18 4:43:36 PM
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Old guy was legit funny. Google history vid made me want to knock myself out.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:45:45 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Old guy was legit funny. Google history vid made me want to knock myself out.

Imagine thinking some boomer, who is equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up at Thanksgiving, is legit funny.
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electricbugs2
12/11/18 4:47:52 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up

So you.
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SK8T3R215
12/11/18 4:48:34 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Wedge Antilles posted...
Old guy was legit funny. Google history vid made me want to knock myself out.

Imagine thinking some boomer, who is equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up at Thanksgiving, is legit funny.


Imagine being ageist.
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/18 4:51:40 PM
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Aren't boomers getting about the age where sit-down comedy becomes a thing?
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AlecSkorpio
12/11/18 4:52:38 PM
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My dad loves bitching about how dumb his millennial co workers are.

My dad also has to call me every five minutes to fix something on his flip phone, tell him the proper spelling of something, or explain any number of stupid things for him (the most recent was how to "fold down" a pop up christmas card)

That being said, I'd never use that story above for comedy. It's not funny.
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Hulkasaurusrex
12/11/18 4:52:42 PM
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Boomers 1
Mellenials 0
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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/18 4:55:52 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
My dad loves bitching about how dumb his millennial co workers are.


Bitching is universal. Look how much bitching people of all ages do here. If the thing that someone is bitching about didn't exist, it's not like they would just stop bitching all together. They'd move on to the next thing to suck energy out of.
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Krojen
12/11/18 4:57:18 PM
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Dad's google history was kinda funny, even if the execution was a bit.. out there.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 4:59:28 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up

So you.

I have you tagged as "Dated underage girl"
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electricbugs2
12/11/18 4:59:56 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
equivalent to a family member who doesn't know when to shut up

So you.

I have you tagged as "Dated underage girl"

She was legal, but you do you champ.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:31:03 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
lmfao the boomer guy was good

I don't blame boomers for thinking millenials are stupid, and annoying. Most millenials would agree.

I think boomers are low-IQ, personally. They get scammed out of thousands by ransomware.
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clearaflagrantj
12/11/18 5:32:22 PM
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Boomers: *have millennial children, raise them*

Also Boomers: "man our kids fucking suck, why are they like this?"
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Medussa
12/11/18 5:32:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Aren't boomers getting about the age where sit-down comedy becomes a thing?


best joke in the entire topic.
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DarkRoast
12/11/18 5:33:27 PM
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Haha we spent all your money before you were born AND left you our tab!

Pull yourselves up by the Gap bootstraps and eat at Applebee's like normal people!
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Orlando_Jordan
12/11/18 5:35:22 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Boomers: *have millennial children, raise them*

Also Boomers: "man our kids fucking suck, why are they like this?"

Boomers are the grandparents of Millennials, not parents. WTF?
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andel
12/11/18 5:36:45 PM
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that was a pretty funny joke tbh...just a joke jeez
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clearaflagrantj
12/11/18 5:37:44 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Boomers: *have millennial children, raise them*

Also Boomers: "man our kids fucking suck, why are they like this?"

Boomers are the grandparents of Millennials, not parents. WTF?

Boomers are roughly 60 years old and millennials are roughly 30 years old.
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DarkRoast
12/11/18 5:38:43 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Boomers: *have millennial children, raise them*

Also Boomers: "man our kids fucking suck, why are they like this?"

Boomers are the grandparents of Millennials, not parents. WTF?


Greatest Generation - > Boomers
Silent Generation -> Gen X
Boomers -> Millennials
Gen X -> Gen Z
Millennials -> No naming consensus for this cohort yet
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DarkRoast
12/11/18 5:39:31 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
WhinyZach posted...
lmfao the boomer guy was good

I don't blame boomers for thinking millenials are stupid, and annoying. Most millenials would agree.

I think boomers are low-IQ, personally. They get scammed out of thousands by ransomware.


millennial's were eating tide pods


Gen Z

Millennials are in the mid-20s to mid-30s

The teenagers streaming shit on YouTube and Twitch are Gen Z
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clearaflagrantj
12/11/18 5:39:55 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
WhinyZach posted...
lmfao the boomer guy was good

I don't blame boomers for thinking millenials are stupid, and annoying. Most millenials would agree.

I think boomers are low-IQ, personally. They get scammed out of thousands by ransomware.


millennial's were eating tide pods

No that was Gen Z
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DarkRoast
12/11/18 5:42:28 PM
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Millennials basically created early social media and a lot of the precursors to modern Gen Z memes.

Angry Video Game Nerd (Millennials) was the precursor to Twitch streaming and Let's Plays.

Homestar Runner basically created an entire genre.

Facebook was invented while most Millennials were in college or high school.
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Amatsukaze
12/11/18 5:42:37 PM
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KobeSystem
12/11/18 5:54:25 PM
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Eh the boomers standup got alright when he started talking about phones. Started awful but it wasnt bad towards the end

That one feminist chick was fucking DREADFUL
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The Wheelman1
12/11/18 6:09:49 PM
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The old guy is right though.
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