Current Events > If Scotty Pippen made money off of other people's bodies he'd be Scotty Pimpin'.

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If Scotty Pippen beats his sex workers he'd be Scotty Pimp Hand.
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if scotty pippen broke his leg he'd be scotty limpin
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If Scotty Pippen ripped a man in half, he'd be Scotty Rippen
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If Scotty Pippen was British he'd be Scotty Pip Pip Cheerio
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If Scotty Pippen was the smelliest player of all time, he'd be Scotty Pigpen.
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If Scotty Pippen was eating delicious nuggets with BBQ sauce, he'd be Scotty Dippen
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If Scotty Pippen ate a turd, he's be Scotty Turdeateren
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If Scotty Pippen was either a plumber or a porn star, he'd be Scotty Piping
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If Scottie Pippen were walking on ice he'd be Scottie slippin
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If Scottie Pippen was a bird, he'd be Scottie Pigeon

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If Scottie Pippen were walking on ice he'd be Scottie slippin

It's sad that it took 9 posts for someone to spell his name right.
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