Current Events > I was just at club liv for DJ Khaled's birthday. And boy was my night lame

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Trippie Red, 21 Savage, Busta Rhymes, Young Thug, all these rappers were there. It cost $100 per person to get in.

I didn't wanna go but this chick I met the other day on the beach really wamted me to go with her. We smoked earlier and she gave me $150 to get some dress shoes and to get in. I resisted my urge to pocket the money and showed up.

The chick was shitfaced drunk as soon as i met up with her in the club. She sloshes her wine on me then goes to the bathroom. After that she never comes back.

I text her wya and she says "im in the bathroom" "I wanna leave" so i say cool and ask her if she's feeling sick. After that I don't hear anything else from her or see her in the club at all.

The club was lit af but I felt weird as hell there by myself and even tho i got some vibes from a few chicks the whole night was pretty lame.

The drinks were expensive as all hell so I just kinda chilled and smoked my oil pen. DJ Khaled got on stage and performed a bit but he was pretty cringy tbh. With the when i say "DJ" you say "Khaled" nonsense, and also him yelling at the crowd "sing it!" randomly during each song

I'm in a Uber now. Overall lame night. I would have never paid 100 of my own dollars to come to this shit. Yeah i got to see some famous people and some amazingly fine women/asses, but I guess I just don't "get" the club.
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Man, sounds just like my first LAN party, except no one was drunk and there were no girls.

Does sound lame man. I don't miss the days of being invited to these kinds of lame ass nights that cost too much money and you have to pretend to be having a good time at because no one likes a downer.

But eventually you realise that standing in the dark unable to talk because it's so loud, smelling other people's terrible body odour and waiting 20 minutes for a drink that cost you $10+ and is little more than vodka and colour is a terrible, terrible way to spend a night.

I used to think the above was a neckbeardy point of view but really it's just wisdom. Clubs are pretty lame unless you're thirsty as fuck, and even then they're still lame.
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bknight posted...

Man, sounds just like my first LAN party, except no one was drunk and there were no girls.

lol!
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The club is where all dem girls who good on the outside and utter nightmares on the inside go
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bknight posted...

Man, sounds just like my first LAN party, except no one was drunk and there were no girls.

xd
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pinky0926 posted...

Does sound lame man. I don't miss the days of being invited to these kinds of lame ass nights that cost too much money and you have to pretend to be having a good time at because no one likes a downer.

But eventually you realise that standing in the dark unable to talk because it's so loud, smelling other people's terrible body odour and waiting 20 minutes for a drink that cost you $10+ and is little more than vodka and colour is a terrible, terrible way to spend a night.

I used to think the above was a neckbeardy point of view but really it's just wisdom. Clubs are pretty lame unless you're thirsty as fuck, and even then they're still lame.

Dude this is like exactly my view on the club at this point. Probably because I'm approaching 30 but still
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