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LordMarshal
12/08/18 7:09:17 PM
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She was awesome before they gave her a whore suit and literal daddy issues....
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creativerealms
12/08/18 7:10:03 PM
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Well other M never happened so she's not.
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SauI_Goodman
12/08/18 7:10:13 PM
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They gotta keep up with the times and make her relatable to 2018. This ain't the 80's anymore man. There's money to be made.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/08/18 7:10:41 PM
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list BBC sluts in gaming
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 7:10:58 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Well other M never happened so she's not.


Id be fine with this.

Hell if you deleted ALL story from other M and only kept gameplay itd be MUCH better.
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TrumpTrain
12/08/18 7:11:03 PM
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I liked Samus before they nerfed her boobs in Smash 5.
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FursonaNonGrata
12/08/18 7:13:57 PM
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Imagine hating women so much that your brain calibrates itself to think this way
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Pogo_Marimo
12/08/18 7:14:59 PM
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FursonaNonGrata posted...
Imagine hating women so much that your brain calibrates itself to think this way

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_Lyonidias
12/08/18 7:21:15 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
FursonaNonGrata posted...
Imagine hating women so much that your brain calibrates itself to think this way

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Ivynn
12/08/18 7:22:46 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Well other M never happened so she's not.

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1337toothbrush
12/08/18 7:24:59 PM
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I liked Ax Battler before they gave him a blue underwear whore suit and daddy AND mommy issues.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 7:29:26 PM
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FursonaNonGrata posted...
Imagine hating women so much that your brain calibrates itself to think this way


Yeah those tits, ass, and spandex and dependency on men gave her the backstory and respect she deserved.

Before she was just a man.
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creativerealms
12/08/18 8:08:39 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
They gotta keep up with the times and make her relatable to 2018. This ain't the 80's anymore man. There's money to be made.

Only what he was talking about happened nearly ten years ago and was forgotten.
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SpiralDrift
12/08/18 8:10:36 PM
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She has way bigger mommy issues than daddy issues.
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HylianFox
12/08/18 8:11:40 PM
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I can accept Other M being before the main series and thus Samus still hasn't quite become the independent badass yet

but it's still a sucky game
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DarkTransient
12/08/18 8:13:17 PM
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Imagine hating women so much that you feel the need to deflect to other people doing it the second they criticise the way a fictional female character was developed.
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008Zulu
12/08/18 8:26:24 PM
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FursonaNonGrata posted...
Imagine hating women so much that your brain calibrates itself to think this way

I tried, and now I have a headache.
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SpiralDrift
12/08/18 8:27:09 PM
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They gave Lara daddy issues as well.
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ImmatureContent
12/08/18 8:32:06 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
Imagine hating women so much that you feel the need to deflect to other people doing it the second they criticise the way a fictional female character was developed.

Imagine that making any fucking sense.
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SpiralDrift
12/08/18 8:33:11 PM
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I think it really just started off as a subtle metaphor for how girls grow up and break free of the psychological control of their mothers but it got a little assbrained as it went on. Metroid 1-3 is basically about a girl trying to break free of her mother's brain but can't do it until she has a child of her own.

Once that story was told it's like where can they go from there? Just some random crap and not so subtle M:OM references.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:40:25 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
Imagine hating women so much that you feel the need to deflect to other people doing it the second they criticise the way a fictional female character was developed.


Imagine tying this to all woman when its just one dumbass video game character.

Try harder.
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Roxborough4Ever
12/08/18 8:42:59 PM
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you hate woman, its that simple.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:44:08 PM
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Roxborough4Ever posted...
you hate woman, its that simple.


But i love your mom or say that to make the sex less awkward.
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ImmatureContent
12/08/18 8:44:11 PM
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Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:45:03 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.
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ImmatureContent
12/08/18 8:46:14 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:47:19 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.


I cant hear you from up on your high horse, and your bright white armor hurts my eyes.
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IHeartRadiation
12/08/18 8:47:31 PM
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That never happened at any point, even in that pile of ass Other M.
If you're going to be crude, at least get the wording right.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:47:55 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
That never happened at any point, even in that pile of ass Other M.
If you're going to be crude, at least get the wording right.


I did.
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ImmatureContent
12/08/18 8:51:09 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.


I cant hear you from up on your high horse, and your bright white armor hurts my eyes.

Mixing your metaphors there.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:52:07 PM
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Zero Suit is made of, though it appears to be comprised of some sort of firm polymer that allows Samus to stretch in different positions

WHORE suit.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 8:52:35 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.


I cant hear you from up on your high horse, and your bright white armor hurts my eyes.

Mixing your metaphors there.


Your mothers distracting me..
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008Zulu
12/08/18 10:22:49 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
Zero Suit is made of, though it appears to be comprised of some sort of firm polymer that allows Samus to stretch in different positions

WHORE suit.

So by your "logic", all sexy women are whores?
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 11:17:58 PM
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008Zulu posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Zero Suit is made of, though it appears to be comprised of some sort of firm polymer that allows Samus to stretch in different positions

WHORE suit.

So by your "logic", all sexy women are whores?


Your moms not sexy at all so i guess not.
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dave_is_slick
12/08/18 11:22:00 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.


I cant hear you from up on your high horse, and your bright white armor hurts my eyes.

That's not even white knighting. You just hate women.
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LordMarshal
12/08/18 11:25:23 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Using terms like "whore suit" when referring to the way a female character dresses is so obviously sexist I am not even sure why you try to deny it.


Thats literally a whore suit. No offense.

No offense taken. I am only offended by people if I find them even remotely worthy of respect.


I cant hear you from up on your high horse, and your bright white armor hurts my eyes.

That's not even white knighting. You just hate women.


So are we just parroting hating women for not liking whore suits? What a time.
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averagejoel
12/08/18 11:29:12 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
She was so modest in Metroid Prime that Mike Pence could be spotted in the same room. They're just making up for lost time.

this was a good post that didn't get acknowledged, and I am only posting here to acknowledge it
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DevsBro
12/09/18 12:05:51 AM
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I mean in 2018, a human who had a decent father is less relatable than one who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
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LordMarshal
12/09/18 12:47:09 AM
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Conflict posted...
lmao this fuckin topic

TC is going all out


Hes having a meltdown over hating women.
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Webmaster4531
12/09/18 12:53:10 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
Conflict posted...
lmao this fuckin topic

TC is going all out


Hes having a meltdown over hating women.

You forget to switch accounts?
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/18 12:54:30 AM
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list BBC sluts in gaming
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LordMarshal
12/09/18 12:56:58 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Conflict posted...
lmao this fuckin topic

TC is going all out


Hes having a meltdown over hating women.

You forget to switch accounts?


No, mocking him. I didnt expect you to understand so, going as intended.
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Webmaster4531
12/09/18 12:58:50 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Conflict posted...
lmao this fuckin topic

TC is going all out


Hes having a meltdown over hating women.

You forget to switch accounts?


No, mocking him. I didnt expect you to understand so, going as intended.

Who do you think I am?
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LordMarshal
12/09/18 12:59:45 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Conflict posted...
lmao this fuckin topic

TC is going all out


Hes having a meltdown over hating women.

You forget to switch accounts?


No, mocking him. I didnt expect you to understand so, going as intended.

Who do you think I am?


A sexy beast, of course.
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