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LordMarshal
12/05/18 9:16:42 AM
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-Physically beat wild animal.
-Capture animal.
-Life of obeying its master.

Its for kids!
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DarkRoast
12/05/18 9:18:10 AM
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Ten year old wandering through dark woods alone and taking down the mafia.
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iClockwork
12/05/18 9:20:56 AM
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Mom sending her son out in the wild on his own just so she can get DICKED DOWN by Prof. Oak.
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Mistere Man
12/05/18 9:21:41 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Mom sending her son out in the wild on his own just so she can get DICKED DOWN by Prof. Oak.

The dont call him Oak for nothing you know.
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LordMarshal
12/05/18 9:23:30 AM
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"Here, young child, an enslaved mouse that can cause electrical storms at your will. Go enslave other animals with it and get the fuck out of town while your at it."
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DarkRoast
12/05/18 9:25:28 AM
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I like how Black and White started to bring up this moral dilemma and then quickly abandoned it entirely when it became clear that it had no good counterpoint.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/05/18 9:29:07 AM
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where do ghost pokemon come from

are they born or are they dead pokemon and/or humans
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LordMarshal
12/05/18 9:37:09 AM
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Why cant i capture a pokeyman thats fainted? Thats the perfect time to do so.
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Solar_Crimson
12/05/18 9:40:21 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
I like how Black and White started to bring up this moral dilemma and then quickly abandoned it entirely when it became clear that it had no good counterpoint.

Black/White are grossly underappreciated. It was also the last time I feel Game Freak actually tried before they started phoning it in (well, much moreso than before).
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Genocet_10-325
12/05/18 9:40:55 AM
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Official word is that Pokemon don't mind being captured and they like battling. This is further evidenced by the fact many Pokemon could easily kill the shit out of their owners if they wanted to.
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Guide
12/05/18 9:42:25 AM
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They don't bring up pokemon's desire to fight often enough. The devs need to was Digimon Tamers.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/05/18 9:43:42 AM
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if they don't mind being captured then why do they struggle when they get pokeball'd


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Guide
12/05/18 10:27:19 AM
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Because you gotta prove yourself worthy, you ingrown human. This is instinct for all honorable entities.

Look at Skarmory, and the bitch of a catch rate it maintains. It learns the worth of the struggle from how it's raise It is born into a world of thorns and spikes, scratched and stabbed from the very moment of its birth. That's how they get so tough, and if you can't deal with that toughness, you are unworthy, pretender.
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DarkRoast
12/05/18 10:56:24 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
DarkRoast posted...
I like how Black and White started to bring up this moral dilemma and then quickly abandoned it entirely when it became clear that it had no good counterpoint.

Black/White are grossly underappreciated. It was also the last time I feel Game Freak actually tried before they started phoning it in (well, much moreso than before).


Black and White felt like a series reboot in a lot of ways. Better visuals, totally different urban setting, morally ambiguous villains, no previous Pokemon until post-game.
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LordMarshal
12/05/18 11:16:09 AM
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Guide posted...
They don't bring up pokemon's desire to fight often enough. The devs need to was Digimon Tamers.


And to be literally owned?

Why dont thry kill the shit out of each other in the wild?
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PBusted
12/05/18 11:20:42 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
if they don't mind being captured then why do they struggle when they get pokeball'd


To make sure the balls that are certified theirs (like with all the tools you have in the modern games like changing abilities and bottle caps for perfect IVs you can't change them into cooler balls even if you wanted to) isn't made out of shit material.
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rikasa
12/05/18 11:23:40 AM
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I mean, humanity in general is about that. We made tools and we invented husbandry. Two of the main reasons our species rose above all others. Pokemon is the sanitized, G-rated version of that. It's not some twisted take on a peaceful reality where that doesn't happen.
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LordMarshal
12/05/18 1:57:01 PM
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rikasa posted...
I mean, humanity in general is about that. We made tools and we invented husbandry. Two of the main reasons our species rose above all others. Pokemon is the sanitized, G-rated version of that. It's not some twisted take on a peaceful reality where that doesn't happen.


So your saying enslaving things against their will had its time and place.
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Guide
12/05/18 3:41:18 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
Guide posted...
They don't bring up pokemon's desire to fight often enough. The devs need to was Digimon Tamers.


And to be literally owned?

Why dont thry kill the shit out of each other in the wild?


They do? Pokedex entries cover predator and prey relationships, even if the anime and other media sources are getting lighter on the wild aspect.

Actually, for the first time you can witness it in Pokemon Sun/Moon. Sometimes a Toxapex will show up if you encounter a Corsola and fucking murder that bitch cold. Same with Carbink getting rekt by Sableye.

Also, Zangoose and Seviper literally exist to kill the shit out of each other.
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Behaviorism
12/05/18 4:07:41 PM
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Goats posted...
tbh oh no! The thing causing all this trouble in a tower full of dead Pokemon is... The spirit of a dead pokemon! electabuzz

I don't get how ghost pokemon aren't top tier pokemon. It's a freaking ghost. How is it getting damaged by a pickachu?
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Guide
12/05/18 4:13:24 PM
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Fucking magnets, how do they work? That's how.
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