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Manocheese
12/05/18 1:40:07 AM
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https://wqad.com/2018/12/04/high-school-football-players-suspended-for-running-naked-with-oreos-wedged-in-buttocks/

BYRON, Illinois Administrators at an Illinois high school suspended ten football players for stripping naked and running across the field with Oreo cookies between their buttocks last month, according to The Rockford Register Star,

Dubbed the Oreo run, the streaking incident was voluntary and not related to hazing, according to Byron High School officials, who reportedly interviewed almost 30 players and all of the coaches.

According to a letter to parents obtained by the paper, the incident happened on Oct. 26th but school officials did not learn about it until Nov. 8th. Parents were called the next day.

Its unclear if the students were suspended from class.

The report was promptly relayed to me and I immediately directed that an investigation take place, said volunteer assistant Sean Considine. (They) interviewed all nine football coaches. They also interviewed nearly 30 members of the varsity football team, many in the presence of one or more parent. They also accessed and examined footage from various security cameras at or near the stadium.

The three games that the players missed included the Class 3A state championship game in which Byron lost 24-20. That was the teams only loss of the season.

This is why you should always check that a package of Oreos is sealed before eating them.
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DrizztLink
12/05/18 1:40:30 AM
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Irony
12/05/18 1:41:54 AM
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Why
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sktgamer_13dude
12/05/18 1:42:15 AM
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Axiom
12/05/18 1:45:58 AM
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slimfizzle2
12/05/18 1:47:01 AM
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Did they eat the Oreos afterwards?
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ohnoitschris
12/05/18 1:47:05 AM
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YukihoHagiwara
12/05/18 1:55:09 AM
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how many oreos do you have to have inbetween your buttcheeks before it's actually visible to someone that would just be a glancing observer?
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CloudCollection
12/05/18 1:55:59 AM
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Was it racist or something?
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Manocheese
12/05/18 1:56:19 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
how many oreos do you have to have inbetween your buttcheeks before it's actually visible to someone that would just be a glancing observer?

5 for Single Stuf and 4 for Double Stuf.
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bknight
12/05/18 2:00:06 AM
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football players, for being the most alpha of heteros, sure do like butt play
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YukihoHagiwara
12/05/18 2:00:51 AM
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Manocheese posted...
YukihoHagiwara posted...
how many oreos do you have to have inbetween your buttcheeks before it's actually visible to someone that would just be a glancing observer?

5 for Single Stuf and 4 for Double Stuf.

what about mega stuf
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Blue_Inigo
12/05/18 2:16:34 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Did they eat the Oreos afterwards?

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OwlRammer
12/05/18 2:19:26 AM
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omega cookie
12/05/18 2:23:39 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Thad?

The best first post I've ever seen.
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WesternMedia
12/07/18 4:54:07 AM
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@byron what are you doing
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