Current Events > $1 billion, but you have to be Amish.

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Orlando_Jordan 12/04/18 6:48:02 PM #1:	You're also not allowed to quit the Amish lifestyle...ever. --- i9-9900K 5.0GHz \| Gigabyte RTX 2080 Ti 11GB \| MSI MPG Z390 \| G.SKILL 16GB DDR4 RAM \| Samsung 970 EVO 1TB SSD \| Seagate 6TB HDD \| Seasonic 850W Focus+ Gold <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:913548500] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>You're also not allowed to quit the Amish lifestyle...ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LRodC 12/04/18 6:48:44 PM #2:	No, then theres a limit on what I can use it for <cite>LRodC posted [p:913548544] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>No, then theres a limit on what I can use it for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 12/04/18 6:48:45 PM #3:	I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.) --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png <-- Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. https://tinyurl.com/dtlamulana2 <-- La-Mulana 2 LP <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:913548545] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 12/04/18 6:49:01 PM #4:	Literally useless --- I need a sig:/ http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:913548561] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>Literally useless</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 12/04/18 6:49:26 PM #5:	1 billion but you can only spend it on cows and gardening tools --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:913548581] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>1 billion but you can only spend it on cows and gardening tools</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 12/04/18 7:04:48 PM #6:	DarkTransient posted... I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.) Yes, they just go to a special room to do all their "interacting with modern society" shit and then pretend like it doesn't exist the rest of the time. --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:913549506] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote>I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.)</quote> Yes, they just go to a special room to do all their "interacting with modern society" shit and then pretend like it doesn't exist the rest of the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vita_Aeterna 12/04/18 7:07:51 PM #7:	I become an Amish movement reformer and use my money to political influence other Amish on what being an Amish means. Eventually I'd modernize the Amish movement and virtually make their traditional life obsolete. --- "Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities." <cite>Vita_Aeterna posted [p:913549670] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>I become an Amish movement reformer and use my money to political influence other Amish on what being an Amish means. Eventually I'd modernize the Amish movement and virtually make their traditional life obsolete.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 12/04/18 7:10:14 PM #8:	Bananana posted... Literally useless --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:913549818] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bananana posted...</cite> <quote>Literally useless</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 12/04/18 7:10:56 PM #9:	BewmHedshot posted... DarkTransient posted... I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.) Yes, they just go to a special room to do all their "interacting with modern society" shit and then pretend like it doesn't exist the rest of the time. Sounds to me like that's a case of them not following the rules, rather than the rules allowing for it, though. Which wouldn't be relevant under this deal. --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png <-- Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. https://tinyurl.com/dtlamulana2 <-- La-Mulana 2 LP <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:913549850] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote><cite>BewmHedshot posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote>I don't see how $1bil would be very useful with such a lifestyle. Heck, can the Amish even use modern banks and shit? Cause having a billion in cash would in and of itself likely cause some pretty big problems. (I'm not really sure exactly what their rules are.)</quote> Yes, they just go to a special room to do all their "interacting with modern society" shit and then pretend like it doesn't exist the rest of the time.</quote> Sounds to me like that's a case of them not following the rules, rather than the rules allowing for it, though. Which wouldn't be relevant under this deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/04/18 7:12:21 PM #10:	What's the point to being filthy rich if you can't even enjoy life? --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:913549928] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>What's the point to being filthy rich if you can't even enjoy life?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 12/04/18 7:13:50 PM #11:	Living in an Amish Paradise. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:913550008] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>Living in an Amish Paradise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leebul 12/04/18 7:14:28 PM #12:	BEEN SPENDIN' MOST OUR LIVES, LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE! ~~caps~~ --- I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is i like to poke things with a stick R.I.P WOWP October 12 2007-January 6 2012. This great show will never be forgotten. <cite>leebul posted [p:913550051] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>BEEN SPENDIN' MOST OUR LIVES, LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE! caps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 12/04/18 7:15:16 PM #13:	leebul posted... BEEN SPENDIN' MOST OUR LIVES, LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE! ~~caps~~ Pfft, just replace one of the capital i's with a lowercase L like a normal person instead of this "caps" crap. --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png <-- Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. https://tinyurl.com/dtlamulana2 <-- La-Mulana 2 LP <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:913550088] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote><cite>leebul posted...</cite> <quote>BEEN SPENDIN' MOST OUR LIVES, LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE! caps</quote> Pfft, just replace one of the capital i's with a lowercase L like a normal person instead of this "caps" crap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/04/18 7:16:17 PM #14:	Can I give the money to my family then I live as an Amish? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:913550127] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>Can I give the money to my family then I live as an Amish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 12/04/18 7:34:51 PM #15:	I guess I could have hella acres with that money <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:913551119] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>I guess I could have hella acres with that money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 12/04/18 7:39:27 PM #16:	Could raise a lot of barns for that kinda scratch. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:913551375] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>Could raise a lot of barns for that kinda scratch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 12/04/18 7:43:47 PM #17:	HighOnSolar posted... 1 billion but you can only spend it on cows and gardening tools No problem buy a million cows and surround and conquer the surrounding areas with your cows. Annoying children? Surround with cows. Police getting up your Amish ass? Surround with cows. Neighbors giving ya trouble? Surround with cows. --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:913551574] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote><cite>HighOnSolar posted...</cite> <quote>1 billion but you can only spend it on cows and gardening tools</quote> No problem buy a million cows and surround and conquer the surrounding areas with your cows. Annoying children? Surround with cows. Police getting up your Amish ass? Surround with cows. Neighbors giving ya trouble? Surround with cows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel 12/04/18 7:47:11 PM #18:	Are Amish men allowed to have multiple wives? --- Only a cuck would read this sig. <cite>EliteLevel posted [p:913551762] in $1 billion... [t:77268650]...</cite> <quote>Are Amish men allowed to have multiple wives?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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