Current Events > Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark

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This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin you gon' probably crawl
And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf
And my prediction is you gon' probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinnin'
You're beginning to think women are swimmin' in pink linen
Again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
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I can't believe the little girl from that LP is hot now.

Friendly reminder that Marky Mark was a PoS, and it's a damn good thing he left that behind.
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