Current Events > We don't need gun control, we need fart control.

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FartyMcFartface 12/01/18 2:42:20 PM #1:	Realistically, you're not likely to get shot when walking down the street. Yes, some tragedies occur, but overall - even with the widespread prevalence of guns in the United States - you are very unlikely to get shot. What is likely though, is that at some point in your life, someone will smack you up the nose with the smell of their putrid fart. And this is what we really need to address. Did you know that the United States of America does not have a single law regulating this deadly gas weapon of ass destruction? Anyone can just go buy and eat some beans, brew up a fart, and blast it into the noses of innocent men, women and non-binary people. And this is not okay, CE. --- I am the master of the fart. You are nothing to me. <cite>FartyMcFartface posted [p:913364589] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote>Realistically, you're not likely to get shot when walking down the street. Yes, some tragedies occur, but overall - even with the widespread prevalence of guns in the United States - you are very unlikely to get shot. What is likely though, is that at some point in your life, someone will smack you up the nose with the smell of their putrid fart. And this is what we really need to address. Did you know that the United States of America does not have a single law regulating this deadly gas weapon of ass destruction? Anyone can just go buy and eat some beans, brew up a fart, and blast it into the noses of innocent men, women and non-binary people. And this is not okay, CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/01/18 2:44:03 PM #2:	Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one. --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:913364678] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote>Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 12/01/18 2:44:44 PM #3:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one. --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:913364720] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 12/01/18 2:44:53 PM #4:	Hairy-man posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one. --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png <-- Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. https://tinyurl.com/dtlamulana2 <-- La-Mulana 2 LP <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:913364727] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairy-man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 12/01/18 2:44:53 PM #5:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:913364728] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 12/01/18 2:45:39 PM #6:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:913364766] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Go back to the drawing board. This isn't the one.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 12/01/18 2:47:02 PM #7:	This is a new level of shitposting. It's like combining the shittiness of Michael Bay's directing with a very low budget. --- i9-9900K 5.0GHz \| Gigabyte RTX 2080 Ti 11GB \| MSI MPG Z390 \| G.SKILL 16GB DDR4 RAM \| Samsung 970 EVO 1TB SSD \| Seagate 6TB HDD \| Seasonic 850W Focus+ Gold <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:913364831] in We don't n... [t:77258465]...</cite> <quote>This is a new level of shitposting. It's like combining the shittiness of Michael Bay's directing with a very low budget.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > We don't need gun control, we need fart control.