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JONICS 12/01/18 6:15:15 AM #1: |
Checkmate gaytheists
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MabusIncarnate 12/01/18 6:18:49 AM #2: |
What if God is black man ass?
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JONICS 12/01/18 6:19:41 AM #3: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
What if God is black man ass? Then bare ass would be legal on gamefaqs --- Most User Ever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 12/01/18 6:21:07 AM #4: |
If God didn't want people to have gay sex then why did he make it feel so good to have the prostate stimulated?
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shnangyboos 12/01/18 6:21:44 AM #5: |
I imagine it would be explained either by the devil, or it's a test for people to suppress their immoral desires.
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Fossil 12/01/18 6:30:58 AM #6: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
If God didn't want people to have gay sex then why did he make it feel so good to have the prostate stimulated? Why does stretching first thing after waking up feel so good? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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known2FAIL 12/01/18 6:34:11 AM #7: |
shnangyboos posted...
I imagine it would be explained either by the devil, or it's a test for people to suppress their immoral desires. Why is God testing people that he created with clear flaws? This kind of talk is why my faith in God as fell by a huge margin. I'm starting to believe he doesn't exist because so many things don't make sense. --- I don't know why I'm playing Destiny 2... but I am... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 6:35:49 AM #8: |
Homosexuality is not a sin. Sodomy is.
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/01/18 8:12:39 AM #9: |
Well if you believe homosexuality is a choice then you could say that God didn't make them gay and they "chose to stray from God's light".
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 8:24:37 AM #10: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Well if you believe homosexuality is a choice then you could say that God didn't make them gay and they "chose to stray from God's light". We strayed from God's light when we started eating pork and shellfish, and didn't quarantine women for two weeks at a time when menses happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/01/18 8:26:25 AM #11: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...Well if you believe homosexuality is a choice then you could say that God didn't make them gay and they "chose to stray from God's light". That's Old Testament stuff and most Christians see the OT as just backstory for the "actual" Bible (New Testament). Basically OT is the Jewish Bible, and they have to read it because Christianity is based upon Judaic lore. Call it some aggressive fanfiction or a long awaited sequel developed by those who grew up with the original. Basically Judaism was as old then as Christianity is now, so imagine something like Mormonism becoming "the new one" later on whereas today people are like "you're crazy and blasphemous". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MakoReizei 12/01/18 8:28:08 AM #12: |
Comparing it to eating pork and shellfish seems a little disingenuous
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 8:30:07 AM #13: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...RoboLaserGandhi posted...Well if you believe homosexuality is a choice then you could say that God didn't make them gay and they "chose to stray from God's light". Some day, I will die. At my final judgment, my only question will be, "what is gravity, really?" Then I'll either bask in the glory of heaven or burn in hell, but at least I'll know how gravity works. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fossil 12/01/18 8:31:15 AM #14: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...RoboLaserGandhi posted...Well if you believe homosexuality is a choice then you could say that God didn't make them gay and they "chose to stray from God's light". That's because most Christians are stupid and only choose to hear what they agree with. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 12/01/18 8:32:50 AM #15: |
because God lost a deal with the devil, so He had to make souls for the devil to torment
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_Lyonidias 12/01/18 8:35:07 AM #16: |
so hed have something to be mad about kinda like how people here make shit up about me for the same reason lmao
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 8:51:41 AM #17: |
catboy0_0 posted...
because God lost a deal with the devil, so He had to make souls for the devil to torment Yahweh stopped giving a fuck around 4BC or so, which was the whole point of Yeshua ben Nazareth. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 12/01/18 8:53:24 AM #18: |
Religion and religious texts are both entirely man-made so I wouldn't obsess too much over it. Hell, Krishna (an avatar of Vishnu, one of the three main gods) in Hinduism actually goes out of his way to extol prostate stimulation...which I'm sure isn't gonna sway a lot of guys to go through with it but regardless.
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catboy0_0 12/01/18 8:54:04 AM #19: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
catboy0_0 posted...because God lost a deal with the devil, so He had to make souls for the devil to torment imagine going to hell because you committed homosexual acts before god stopped giving a shit and people after that point who did the same thing you did go to heaven instead XD --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelSeven 12/01/18 8:54:32 AM #20: |
Because the people who made up God are the ones who made the rules.
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 8:56:10 AM #21: |
catboy0_0 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...catboy0_0 posted...because God lost a deal with the devil, so He had to make souls for the devil to torment Supposedly, Moses got some sort of exception or something. Really, I have no idea, and I'm just going with that gravity thing in the end. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 12/01/18 8:57:20 AM #22: |
_Lyonidias posted...
so hed have something to be mad about kinda like how people here make shit up about me for the same reason lmao Lol wtf? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 12/01/18 8:59:05 AM #23: |
Woah now, you cant question this stuff or else you're a fedora tipping euphoric edgelord. No criticism allowed!
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 9:00:31 AM #24: |
God hates figs.
We've just been misspelling it for a couple thousand years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_the_fig_tree ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsukasa1891 12/01/18 9:04:06 AM #25: |
God made hell and he's damn well going to see it used.
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RickyTheBAWSE 12/01/18 9:07:20 AM #26: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
God hates figs. makes sense. those things have dead wasp in them --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 12/01/18 9:07:50 AM #27: |
Tsukasa1891 posted...
God made hell and he's damn well going to see it used. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/01/18 9:10:25 AM #28: |
AngelSeven posted...
Because the people who made up God are the ones who made the rules. The people who made up God likely had kids who wouldn't take "because I said so" for an answer and kept asking "why" so they went "OKAY there's a magical all powerful being who watches your every move and he'll WHOOP YOUR ASS if you do this, THAT'S WHY!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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