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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 10:42:17 PM #1: |
Yes I know it's CE but let's just have this topic to get a little plastered and spill our guts on the floor with laughter and puke.
Come one come all and catch me before I fall into the wall! --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 10:45:37 PM #2: |
Well, here are my options, in increasing order of disaster:
Guinness Jagermeister Absinthe Of course, the potential catastrophe here is crawling out of bed sometime sunday after having gone through all of it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 10:50:18 PM #3: |
Oh man I can't drink with you. I HATE Guinnes and despise Jager. Absinthe does have a ridiculous amount of alcohol in it though, so that gets a pass.
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:01:48 PM #4: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I HATE Guinnes Well... okay. More for me, then. I'll put the stuff on cornflakes, instead of milk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/30/18 11:02:56 PM #5: |
Brooklyn Brewery's Oktoberfest. Last case in the store.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:05:20 PM #6: |
Guide posted...
Brooklyn Brewery's Oktoberfest. Last case in the store. Oktoberfest? It's Winter Ale time now. But tis the season for Puerto Rican Rum too... *starts unloading an 18 wheeler loaded with it* --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 11/30/18 11:07:12 PM #7: |
Currently moving on 9 from a 24pk of Stella.
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:07:14 PM #8: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oktoberfest? Clearance oktoberfest is best oktoberfest. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 11/30/18 11:07:30 PM #9: |
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:08:20 PM #10: |
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Damn, you drinkers get all the fun. For now, yeah. Tomorrow isn't going to be very fun. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:10:03 PM #11: |
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Damn, you drinkers get all the fun. Join us. Unless you're underage which I don't condone that. /disclaimer. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:12:01 PM #12: |
So... absinthe and seltzer.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:13:24 PM #13: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
So... absinthe and seltzer. I'm not snooty at all with booze. I just dislike the taste of Guinness and Jager. Jussssst about anything else goes. Even a very few select cheap beers. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 11/30/18 11:17:59 PM #14: |
Nah no drinking for me. Time for another break.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:18:40 PM #15: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Nah no drinking for me. Time for another break. Nah nah nah, come on sit down and let ollllll Johnny pour you a quadruple, then i'll help you break things. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:20:51 PM #16: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm not snooty at all with booze. I just dislike the taste of Guinness and Jager. Jussssst about anything else goes. Even a very few select cheap beers. I don't have any tolerance for sour beers. Fuck you, Tank 7. It's like drinking a 9-volt battery. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:23:56 PM #17: |
What exactly is a sour beer? I put a slice of lime in some good Mexican beer. Is that what you're talking about?
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Guide 11/30/18 11:24:50 PM #18: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...Oktoberfest? damn fucking skippy it is --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:25:15 PM #19: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What exactly is a sour beer? I put a slice of lime in some good Mexican beer. Is that what you're talking about? It's the stuff that really does taste like a 9-volt battery. Definitely more of a "wet cardboard" beer fan. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 11/30/18 11:26:50 PM #20: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...I'm not snooty at all with booze. I just dislike the taste of Guinness and Jager. Jussssst about anything else goes. Even a very few select cheap beers. I like Guinness for it's obvious coffee taste. I burnt myself off of piney IPAs. But mostly now I just like stuff that cold and crisp. Stella, Yuengling, Heineken. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:27:46 PM #21: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...What exactly is a sour beer? I put a slice of lime in some good Mexican beer. Is that what you're talking about? Huh.... can't remember the last time I drank out of a 9-volt battery. I'll keep an eye out though. But I am getting sick of these microbreweries pumping out perfectly good beer and adding in shit flavors like apple, chile, and pecan. Ughhhhh GOD. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/30/18 11:28:26 PM #22: |
Like if lemons came in beer flavor, basically. I haven't had too many, but there was.. I forget the name, I have it somewhere, but it was brewed from cactus fruit. Sharp, sour, funky, strong hints of ash tray, but in a good way.
If you're ever in Puerto Rico, get Ocean Lab on tap. Shit is kino. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:28:29 PM #23: |
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
But mostly now I just like stuff that cold and crisp. Have you tried Honey Brown Lager? It's one the best low-mid tier beers out there. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 11/30/18 11:28:49 PM #24: |
Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings.
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:29:29 PM #25: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
But I am getting sick of these microbreweries pumping out perfectly good beer and adding in shit flavors like apple, chile, and pecan. Ughhhhh GOD. Neat tip: If the beer sucks, add cinnamon. If it still sucks, add more. eggcorn posted... Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. That shit is just weird. I honestly have no idea if I like it or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeuralLaxative 11/30/18 11:30:12 PM #26: |
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:30:32 PM #27: |
eggcorn posted...
Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. See this is the kinda shit i'm talking about. The idea is to get drunk off of real beer and then MAYBE eat a peanut butter sandwich, not DRINK one. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/30/18 11:30:37 PM #28: |
eggcorn posted...
Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. No, though I had oatmeal cookie stout, and that has opened me to wanting to try things like a pb milk stout. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MACisBack 11/30/18 11:31:10 PM #29: |
Keep the party going
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Guide 11/30/18 11:31:25 PM #30: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
eggcorn posted...Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. Gain culture, friend. Appreciation and depth of the rabbit hole are one and the same. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:31:43 PM #31: |
NeuralLaxative posted...
Im gettin married tomorrow boys, have a round on me! Then you should be EXTREMELY drunk right now. After all, the joy in your life is about to be ripped to shreds. But i'm sure you love each other and it'll..... *chuckle* alll work out. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeuralLaxative 11/30/18 11:32:32 PM #32: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...Im gettin married tomorrow boys, have a round on me! Weve been dating 10 years i think well be fine --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eat More Beef 11/30/18 11:32:34 PM #33: |
Just about done polishing off a litre of wine with my wife. We played Gauntlet for a few hours. Now gonna watch some tv before sleeping as I gotta work in about 8 hours.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:33:19 PM #34: |
NeuralLaxative posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...NeuralLaxative posted...Im gettin married tomorrow boys, have a round on me! That's what I said once too. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:34:09 PM #35: |
Guide posted...
eggcorn posted...Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. I had a bunch of pumpkin spice stout over halloween that was so potent that I've forgotten what even tasted like. 11% or so. That reminds me that I need to pick up some Samichlaus for Christmas. 14%!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 11/30/18 11:35:42 PM #36: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Yeah it's like, is this good, or do I just want a peanutbutter cup? Johnny_Nutcase posted... eggcorn posted...Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. I was joking about it at the grocery store because it's the type of thing my girl would like then she bought it so free beer is free. It's not too bad though just really....weird. Guide posted... eggcorn posted...Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. That's one I'll tell my girlfriend about I might get some more free beer... --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeuralLaxative 11/30/18 11:37:42 PM #37: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...NeuralLaxative posted...Im gettin married tomorrow boys, have a round on me! Sooo you make a topic about not being negative, and then proceed to be pretty fuckin negative. The fuck, dude --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 11/30/18 11:38:20 PM #38: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...But mostly now I just like stuff that cold and crisp. Doubt I'd find it here in NC. Another recent find was something local called Thousand Smiles. Has a picture of some quintuplets on the bottle that might trip people out when looking at it after more than a few. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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prettyprincess 11/30/18 11:38:28 PM #39: |
fuck I got drunk and forgot to shitpost today
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kingdrake2 11/30/18 11:38:44 PM #40: |
we're all negative tonight.
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Kisai 11/30/18 11:38:44 PM #41: |
That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:38:49 PM #42: |
I guess that's something you can tell a date.... "Heyyyy come on over i'm making dinner"
"Yeahhhh so you have to drink it but it's riddled with alcohol!" *gets laid* *wakes up smelling peanut butter but realizes there is no peanut butter in the house* "honey did you fart?" "no I threw up" --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/30/18 11:39:31 PM #43: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Guide posted...eggcorn posted...Anyone ever had peanutbutter milk stout? I have mixed feelings. Damn, is that even beer anymore? I'll have to check it out. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 11/30/18 11:39:49 PM #44: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I guess that's something you can tell a date.... "Heyyyy come on over i'm making dinner" -___- --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:40:50 PM #45: |
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Doubt I'd find it here in NC. Dundee Brewing is on the east coast. If I can get it in the midwest, you can get it in the carolinas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:41:03 PM #46: |
eggcorn posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...I guess that's something you can tell a date.... "Heyyyy come on over i'm making dinner" Yeah ....I admit it wasn't that good but i'm too busy drinking get off my case. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:42:26 PM #47: |
A really bad absinthe night is also awful, especially if you've got long hair. That licorice smell lingers for several weeks.
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Guide 11/30/18 11:43:51 PM #48: |
My grandma left me an absinthe set. The whole 9 yards, with weird glassware and the funky not-spoon. Always wondered about her life before grandmahood.
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Johnny_Nutcase 11/30/18 11:45:29 PM #49: |
Guide posted...
My grandma left me an absinthe set. The whole 9 yards, with weird glassware and the funky not-spoon. Always wondered about her life before grandmahood. How old is/was she? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/30/18 11:45:35 PM #50: |
Guide posted...
Always wondered about her life before grandmahood. It was illegal in America until 2007, so that's something to think about. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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