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brotrrwinner
11/28/18 8:56:41 PM
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Post results here
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September 21st, 2008
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powerman1426
11/28/18 8:57:24 PM
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Sabram
11/28/18 8:59:48 PM
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Well she already has a strap on, close enough
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/28/18 9:00:44 PM
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I've already told my wife if she had a dick/grew one overnight, I'd totally give her a blowjob once we determined it operated similar to any other human penis.
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monkmith
11/28/18 9:06:29 PM
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nope, i know how that would end.
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legendarylemur
11/28/18 9:06:58 PM
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Sword fight~
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Unknown5uspect
11/28/18 9:07:25 PM
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"I know."
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Garioshi
11/28/18 9:07:53 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I've already told my wife if she had a dick/grew one overnight, I'd totally give her a blowjob once we determined it operated similar to any other human penis.

what conversation lead to this
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"I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018
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LordMarshal
11/28/18 9:07:53 PM
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I wish you had a one too

I knew shed say that.
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There can be only one.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/28/18 9:08:36 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I've already told my wife if she had a dick/grew one overnight, I'd totally give her a blowjob once we determined it operated similar to any other human penis.

what conversation lead to this


A topic previously on CE a month ago or so?
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vocedelmorte
11/28/18 9:09:28 PM
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nope, i know how that would end.

Sword fight~
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Nuffinz0rz
11/28/18 9:09:33 PM
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someone find me a girlfriend first
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Rikiaz
11/28/18 9:09:56 PM
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Sabram posted...
Well she already has a strap on, close enough

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Space_Man
11/28/18 9:10:29 PM
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Nuffinz0rz posted...
someone find me a girlfriend first

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There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous!
I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye!
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HashtagTartarus
11/28/18 9:10:32 PM
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008Zulu
11/28/18 9:10:37 PM
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I don't need a dick, I own yours.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/28/18 9:12:28 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
I've already told my wife if she had a dick/grew one overnight, I'd totally give her a blowjob once we determined it operated similar to any other human penis.

what conversation lead to this


Whichever conversation starts after the 6th beer
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Vicious_Dios
11/28/18 9:13:12 PM
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In which she replies: "Sometimes I wish you had a dick too."
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Guide
11/28/18 9:16:56 PM
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[9:13:47 PM] DL: sometimes i wish you had a dick
[9:15:36 PM] H H: >>
[9:15:49 PM] H H: I knew this day would come
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Prestoff
11/28/18 9:22:16 PM
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My wife replied "r u on drugs again?"

So yeah thanks tc.
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IdiotMachine
11/28/18 9:26:23 PM
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"So I can give you a better handjob?"
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Spidey5
11/28/18 9:29:37 PM
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"About that..."
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QwelzaarKane
11/28/18 9:30:11 PM
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"Who is this?"
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brotrrwinner
11/28/18 9:58:07 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
I wish you had a one too

I knew shed say that.

https://imgur.com/FVgfRhb
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Stagmar
11/28/18 11:32:56 PM
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Neither I nor my hand have a cellphone.
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