Current Events > Worst thing to say to a cop after getting pulled over?

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Frostmourne 11/27/18 3:35:57 PM #1:	<_< hmm. --- Frostmourne hungers. <cite>Frostmourne posted [p:913135484] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote><_< hmm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/27/18 3:37:45 PM #2:	Self incriminating statement <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:913135575] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Self incriminating statement</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/27/18 3:39:07 PM #3:	idk, are we allowed to link to Dawkins' youtube? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:913135644] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>idk, are we allowed to link to Dawkins' youtube?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 11/27/18 3:39:49 PM #4:	From an old dennis then menace comic strip "you only caught up because i ran out of gas" --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:913135683] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>From an old dennis then menace comic strip "you only caught up because i ran out of gas"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 11/27/18 3:40:08 PM #5:	"For some reason those whiskey shots were going down like water tonight" --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:913135698] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"For some reason those whiskey shots were going down like water tonight"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer 11/27/18 3:40:42 PM #6:	Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this? --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Formerly known as: LIsJustice <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:913135719] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Nintendo Master 11/27/18 3:41:11 PM #7:	In college, I practiced saying the alphabet backwards until I could do so as fast as I can do it forwards, always joked that if I got pulled over and asked to recite the alphabet, not only would I be able to do it forwards, I would be able to do it backwards. A year after I graduated, I was pulled over for not having my lights on at night (was a new car, previous one was a Subaru and lights would go on/off automatically), just so happened I had had less than a glass of wine earlier, so the cop asks me to recite the alphabet, and it was everything I could do not to recite it backwards. I said it forwards, but I always wonder what he would have done had I actually gone through with it. --- He who laughs last thinks slowest. <cite>The Nintendo Master posted [p:913135744] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>In college, I practiced saying the alphabet backwards until I could do so as fast as I can do it forwards, always joked that if I got pulled over and asked to recite the alphabet, not only would I be able to do it forwards, I would be able to do it backwards. A year after I graduated, I was pulled over for not having my lights on at night (was a new car, previous one was a Subaru and lights would go on/off automatically), just so happened I had had less than a glass of wine earlier, so the cop asks me to recite the alphabet, and it was everything I could do not to recite it backwards. I said it forwards, but I always wonder what he would have done had I actually gone through with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 11/27/18 3:41:56 PM #8:	"I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks." --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:913135790] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/27/18 3:45:46 PM #9:	I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister back in your car, before I pump your guts full of lead! --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:913135990] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister back in your car, before I pump your guts full of lead!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vicedungwinsgam 11/27/18 3:51:46 PM #10:	Last time i got pulled over i was wearing a sweatshirt i wore the night before at a concert not realizing beer had spilled all over the entire right arm of my sweatshirt As soon as I hand the guy my stuff, he smells it. He admits the smell is of stale ass beer. Ended up wasting a troopers time with sobriety tests while I was 100% sober. If only he brought in the breathalyzer to see me blow null, that wouldve been awesome. --- gee <cite>vicedungwinsgam posted [p:913136291] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Last time i got pulled over i was wearing a sweatshirt i wore the night before at a concert not realizing beer had spilled all over the entire right arm of my sweatshirt As soon as I hand the guy my stuff, he smells it. He admits the smell is of stale ass beer. Ended up wasting a troopers time with sobriety tests while I was 100% sober. If only he brought in the breathalyzer to see me blow null, that wouldve been awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 11/27/18 3:53:28 PM #11:	"What seems to be the officer, problem?" <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:913136374] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"What seems to be the officer, problem?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/27/18 4:01:35 PM #12:	"Hey, sexy" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:913136787] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, sexy"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thaddeus_J_Pibb 11/27/18 4:02:46 PM #13:	"Yeah I was speeding to get to my slam pieces house before her idiot husband gets home. He's a cop lmao." <cite>Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted [p:913136839] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"Yeah I was speeding to get to my slam pieces house before her idiot husband gets home. He's a cop lmao."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/27/18 4:02:56 PM #14:	Im black --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:913136851] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Im black</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prettyprincess 11/27/18 4:03:54 PM #15:	Im a sovereign citizen --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:913136905] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Im a sovereign citizen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/27/18 4:07:56 PM #16:	Under breath while officer approaches window: "Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk." --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:913137158] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Under breath while officer approaches window: "Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk. Please don't search my trunk."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lordofmud 11/27/18 4:11:26 PM #17:	I'm a sovereign citizen. I do not recognize your right to stop me. I refuse to answer questions. I do not consent to searches. Or be black and say: I am carrying a firearm. It is on my right hip. I have a permit. --- I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides <cite>lordofmud posted [p:913137340] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>I'm a sovereign citizen. I do not recognize your right to stop me. I refuse to answer questions. I do not consent to searches. Or be black and say: I am carrying a firearm. It is on my right hip. I have a permit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 11/27/18 4:12:13 PM #18:	Hold my beer --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:913137388] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Hold my beer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 11/27/18 4:50:29 PM #19:	Worst would be anything that might get you shot dead. Like, I have a gun in my door and I'm going to grab it on the count of three. One... --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again Something was said. <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:913139514] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Worst would be anything that might get you shot dead. Like, I have a gun in my door and I'm going to grab it on the count of three. One...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 11/27/18 4:53:27 PM #20:	"Is Tim Horton's closed?" --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:913139697] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"Is Tim Horton's closed?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 11/27/18 4:55:38 PM #21:	One of my friends from high school became a cop, said cops are much more likely to ignore lesser infractions if you can make them laugh. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:913139818] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>One of my friends from high school became a cop, said cops are much more likely to ignore lesser infractions if you can make them laugh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 11/27/18 4:56:26 PM #22:	i dindu nuffin --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley https://imgur.com/4GzX1 <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:913139859] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>i dindu nuffin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 11/27/18 4:57:39 PM #23:	Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted... "Yeah I was speeding to get to my slam pieces house before her idiot husband gets home. He's a cop lmao." rofl --- https://i.imgtc.com/SwFVGXd.gif https://i.imgtc.com/7cRdqpS.gif https://i.imgtc.com/a9Tqrnx.gif https://i.imgtc.com/TBqV79s.gif <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:913139927] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted...</cite> <quote>"Yeah I was speeding to get to my slam pieces house before her idiot husband gets home. He's a cop lmao."</quote> rofl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/27/18 4:58:47 PM #24:	"Would you like to see my penis?" --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:913139993] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"Would you like to see my penis?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 11/27/18 5:00:47 PM #25:	"How's your day going, ossifer?" --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:913140084] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"How's your day going, ossifer?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 11/27/18 5:20:16 PM #27:	Were_Wyrm posted... I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister back in your car, before I pump your guts full of lead! And then he hits you with a paint can on a string. --- This is my new sig. It sucks compared to my old one because apparently gfaqs mods have never seen cleavage before. GG. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:913141166] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote><cite>Were_Wyrm posted...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister back in your car, before I pump your guts full of lead!</quote> And then he hits you with a paint can on a string.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
anth0ny 11/27/18 5:23:12 PM #28:	"it's because of my shitty forum" --- moo <cite>anth0ny posted [p:913141349] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"it's because of my shitty forum"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 11/27/18 5:23:12 PM #29:	Here, hold my beer while i grab my license for you --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:913141350] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Here, hold my beer while i grab my license for you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SophieLuvsTofu 11/27/18 5:24:01 PM #30:	Am I being detained or am I free to go? <cite>SophieLuvsTofu posted [p:913141404] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Am I being detained or am I free to go?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 11/27/18 5:24:29 PM #31:	"That body was already in the trunk when I got in the car" --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:913141439] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"That body was already in the trunk when I got in the car"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HenryAllbright 11/27/18 5:26:43 PM #32:	PokemonExpert44 posted... "I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks." Yeah it's not smart to say you've had anything to drink. If you really have only had 2 drinks, then you should be fine if he happens to give you a breathalyzer. --- All points of view and perspectives exist for a reason. There is no such thing as evil. <cite>HenryAllbright posted [p:913141577] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote><cite>PokemonExpert44 posted...</cite> <quote>"I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks."</quote> Yeah it's not smart to say you've had anything to drink. If you really have only had 2 drinks, then you should be fine if he happens to give you a breathalyzer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/27/18 5:27:19 PM #33:	"Why are you sweating me? Can't find any black people to shoot?" --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:913141611] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"Why are you sweating me? Can't find any black people to shoot?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/27/18 5:34:28 PM #34:	HenryAllbright posted... PokemonExpert44 posted... "I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks." Yeah it's not smart to say you've had anything to drink. If you really have only had 2 drinks, then you should be fine if he happens to give you a breathalyzer. Yeah, this... unless you have open containers or are underage. If not, you're unlikely to be over the legal limit. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:913142015] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote><cite>HenryAllbright posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PokemonExpert44 posted...</cite> <quote>"I'm not drunk, I only had 2 drinks."</quote> Yeah it's not smart to say you've had anything to drink. If you really have only had 2 drinks, then you should be fine if he happens to give you a breathalyzer.</quote> Yeah, this... unless you have open containers or are underage. If not, you're unlikely to be over the legal limit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 11/27/18 5:35:43 PM #35:	Whatever Squader says.... ever --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:913142068] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Whatever Squader says.... ever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joelypoely 11/27/18 5:38:13 PM #36:	What's the officer, problem? --- https://philoetryblog.wordpress.com/ <cite>Joelypoely posted [p:913142210] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>What's the officer, problem?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/27/18 5:42:44 PM #37:	Sorry officer I dropped my license in the trunk next to the body, please hold my beer and gun whilst I go retrieve it. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:913142454] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Sorry officer I dropped my license in the trunk next to the body, please hold my beer and gun whilst I go retrieve it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 11/27/18 5:44:12 PM #38:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i26-iBmq-Ps" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/C630whm <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:913142529] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i26-iBmq-Ps" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 11/27/18 5:45:00 PM #39:	Quoting the lyrics to Cop Killer. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:913142570] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Quoting the lyrics to Cop Killer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 11/27/18 5:48:07 PM #40:	"This better be good." --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:913142730] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"This better be good."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 11/27/18 5:52:22 PM #41:	I identify as a black male --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:913142965] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>I identify as a black male</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/27/18 5:54:36 PM #43:	"sup bitch" --- 9 inches <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:913143107] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"sup bitch"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 11/27/18 5:55:01 PM #44:	"You know where to get any blow?" --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida <cite>Kineth posted [p:913143130] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"You know where to get any blow?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frostmourne 11/27/18 5:56:13 PM #45:	ha. Good ones. --- Frostmourne hungers. <cite>Frostmourne posted [p:913143192] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>ha. Good ones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nesplayer 11/27/18 5:56:27 PM #46:	want a doughnut ? --- RIP Off-topic Flair May 17, 2017-May 18, 2017 ModestJ 5/20/2018 3:43:14 PM#98 Safe to turn this game off now. Back to Bar Rescue. <cite>nesplayer posted [p:913143203] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>want a doughnut ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/27/18 5:58:08 PM #47:	How black was I going back there? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:913143287] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>How black was I going back there?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HenryAllbright 11/27/18 5:59:06 PM #48:	I know a guy who used to always say "What the hell did you pull me over for?" whenever he got pulled over lol. Always got a ticket too. --- All points of view and perspectives exist for a reason. There is no such thing as evil. <cite>HenryAllbright posted [p:913143339] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>I know a guy who used to always say "What the hell did you pull me over for?" whenever he got pulled over lol. Always got a ticket too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TES_Nut 11/27/18 6:19:46 PM #49:	"What are you doing out here?" "Looking for some coke" Was getting soda and got lost. --- The ending of the word is ALMSIVI <cite>TES_Nut posted [p:913144551] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>"What are you doing out here?" "Looking for some coke" Was getting soda and got lost.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheY2AProblem 11/27/18 6:36:03 PM #50:	Dont you have actual crimes to investigate? Like the mystery of the missing sprinkled doughnut? --- If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1217-the-angry-dome <cite>TheY2AProblem posted [p:913145545] in Worst thin... [t:77245269]...</cite> <quote>Dont you have actual crimes to investigate? Like the mystery of the missing sprinkled doughnut?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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