Poll of the Day > You ever farted so hard that it hurt?

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I swear my cheeks feel like they exploded...

Gotta work on them anus stretches to help stop that.
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Of course.
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My cheeks hurt? Nope. Arsehole? Absolutely.
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I haven't felt pain from farting, but sometimes I do while pooping. Sometimes my poops hurt so bad that I could swear that they were coming out sideways.

Yeah, any time I sneeze and fart at the same time.

rogerskg1979 posted...

I haven't felt pain from farting, but sometimes I do while pooping. Sometimes my poops hurt so bad that I could swear that they were coming out sideways.

Oh don't get me started on the massive shits that rip my arsehole apart!
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rogerskg1979 posted...

I haven't felt pain from farting, but sometimes I do while pooping. Sometimes my poops hurt so bad that I could swear that they were coming out sideways.

And then look at the poop and see it's not that big and you realize why a lot of girls are against anal.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

And then look at the poop and see it's not that big and you realize why a lot of girls are against anal.

Are you saying anal is like taking a massive dump? I wasn't aware you've tried it to be honest.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

I haven't felt pain from farting, but sometimes I do while pooping. Sometimes my poops hurt so bad that I could swear that they were coming out sideways.

And then look at the poop and see it's not that big and you realize why a lot of girls are against anal.

I read an article about people doing anal. Well, from a porn star. He said, You might eyeball a guy's dong and think "He's not that big," and then he puts it in your ass and you realize just how large the head is. Here's a bit of folksy wisdom: You never know what something's going to feel like in your butt until it goes in your butt. There you go, kids: That's the new YOLO.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Are you saying anal is like taking a massive dump? I wasn't aware you've tried it to be honest.

I was gonna run with it and say hellz yeah or something but i'm sure someone would take me seriously :P
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wwinterj25 posted...

darcandkharg31 posted...

And then look at the poop and see it's not that big and you realize why a lot of girls are against anal.

Are you saying anal is like taking a massive dump? I wasn't aware you've tried it to be honest.

Actually, you are apparently suppose to push out like youre taking one when its going in. Thats what Ive read, and that what I tell you bottoms if they are having a bit of trouble. I also get anal numbing lube, which they say it works...
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darcandkharg31 posted...

I was gonna run with it and say hellz yeah or something but i'm sure someone would take me seriously :P

I don't judge.

LinkPizza posted...

Thats what Ive read, and that what I tell you bottoms if they are having a bit of trouble.

I don't imagine myself being a bottom. Although the thought has crossed my mind. Either with a guy, girl or both. Still I do however like knowledge.
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wwinterj25 posted...

I don't imagine myself being a bottom. Although the thought has crossed my mind. Either with a guy, girl or both. Still I do however like knowledge.

Apparently, some straight guys like it. Though, while some are ok with dildos, some are only ok with fingers. But its not for everyone. You can always try with small dildo (or long, thin one) to try it out though. I heard hitting the prostate feels pretty good.
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Yep
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LinkPizza posted...

Apparently, some straight guys like it. Though, while some are ok with dildos, some are only ok with fingers. But its not for everyone. You can always try with small dildo (or long, thin one) to try it out though. I heard hitting the prostate feels pretty good.

Oh I can see the appeal. I too hear quite a few guys like at least a finger. Nothing wrong with any of this though and maybe one day I'll put this curiosity into action.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Oh I can see the appeal. I too hear quite a few guys like at least a finger. Nothing wrong with any of this though and maybe one day I'll put this curiosity into action.

Yeah. I agree. Exploring you body and trying new things is not bad at all. And can be quite fun, as well.
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LinkPizza posted...

Yeah. I agree. Exploring you body and trying new things is not bad at all. And can be quite fun, as well.

I'd say providing it's not hurting anyone it's fine but eh some folk like being hurt in the bedroom apparently.
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