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pinky0926
11/20/18 3:38:54 PM
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I was looking up dialogue choices for a Witcher 3 quest. I couldn't remember the name of the quest so I just googled the dialogue I could see on screen. Note that I didn't google "witcher 3 [dialogue snippet]", I just googled "[dialogue snippet]"

Google pulls up several articles with walkthroughs on the specific witcher quest I'm on, but here's the kicker: none of the articles featured any of the dialogue I googled. Not anywhere on the page was any reference to the dialogue option I searched for. So it managed to find the right game and associated side quest but not from the actual text I performed a search query on.
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Sunhawk
11/20/18 3:39:34 PM
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Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?
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DarthAragorn
11/20/18 3:39:43 PM
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spyware
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ArchiePeck
11/20/18 3:39:45 PM
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Algorithms and stuff.
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Hairy-man
11/20/18 3:40:12 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?


Lmao
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 3:40:53 PM
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What was the dialogue?
It's done because people are letting Google archive all their data.
So you didn't type it in but several thousand probably did type in the dialogue and then the quest or witcher 3 or something like that so the AI knows to match it up

It's like the Amazon AI rejecting women applications because of the data it had, saw that women's colleges and so on where related to resumes not being hired
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Kitt
11/20/18 3:41:02 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

Of course he's having sex. You're always on his dick.
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spudger
11/20/18 3:41:23 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

Creepy
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Guy_Fieri
11/20/18 3:41:23 PM
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There goes sunhawk jacking it to pinky's posts again!!!
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teepan95
11/20/18 3:41:29 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

@TarElessar

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EscapeFromHell
11/20/18 3:42:25 PM
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Kitt posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

Of course he's having sex. You're always on his dick.

Snap...
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TarElessar
11/20/18 3:43:01 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

TarElessar

Siehst du was ich meine?


lmao
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Space_Man
11/20/18 3:44:22 PM
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Probably pulled the captions from a video on YouTube then guessed that's what you wanted.
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pinky0926
11/20/18 3:45:25 PM
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Oh hey my topic has lots of replies let's see what people have been saying

*reads*

Ok that's probably enough internet today
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 3:46:13 PM
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Yeah so, Yahoo! was like this when it tanked as well. Basically they had an algorithm built in that gathered metadata on your search results and fed you ads related to the most prominent metadata instead of relevant search results. Google replaced them of course, and Yahoo never recovered.

I'm hoping DuckDuckGo replaces google, or something similar.
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 3:48:01 PM
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Google won't die unless the Chinese/Indianas come up with better AI
Google rules the English speaking world for internet.
It's ingrained in so, so many things including sites and apps thinking their captcha is for security (it's not, it's only to train their AI)

You won't replace it
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 3:49:23 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Google won't die unless the Chinese/Indianas come up with better AI
Google rules the English speaking world for internet.
It's ingrained in so, so many things including sites and apps thinking their captcha is for security (it's not, it's only to train their AI)

You won't replace it

And yet Yahoo was part of the dot com bubble.
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Romulox28
11/20/18 3:52:11 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hey pinky, why haven't you been talking about sleeping with girls recently? Have you still got half a dozen girls on the go? Or have you lost interest in sex?

lolol
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 3:52:34 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
And yet Yahoo was part of the dot com bubble.

Yahoo hasn't ingrained itself in every facet possible of tech.

Outside of India/China, no country has enough population to fuck with Google. Europe fines them and it's a drop of rain in an ocean. Phone/tablet wise you compete with Apple. Apple cannot hold a candle to the infestation of Android in every country.

The only thing they're not winning on are chromebooks
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Alpha218
11/20/18 3:53:27 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Oh hey my topic has lots of replies let's see what people have been saying

*reads*

Ok that's probably enough internet today

At least he didnt do this in the clothing topic
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Romulox28
11/20/18 3:57:18 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
The only thing they're not winning on are chromebooks

google has the education market cornered in the US with chromebooks + google classroom
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 3:58:05 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
And yet Yahoo was part of the dot com bubble.

Yahoo hasn't ingrained itself in every facet possible of tech.

Outside of India/China, no country has enough population to fuck with Google. Europe fines them and it's a drop of rain in an ocean. Phone/tablet wise you compete with Apple. Apple cannot hold a candle to the infestation of Android in every country.

The only thing they're not winning on are chromebooks

The ISP industry proved this wrong. As have other industries Google has failed to break into.
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 3:58:12 PM
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Romulox28 posted...

google has the education market cornered in the US with chromebooks + google classroom

Only a small drop though
they're not going to replace windows laptops

They probably never will
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 3:59:47 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
The ISP industry proved this wrong. As have other industries Google has failed to break into.

Failing to breaking into isn't what I'm talking about
The things they aim for are things they dominate in
There are plenty of areas they haven't and probably ever get into.
But the things they do dominate are key areas that people are using more and more of in daily life
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teepan95
11/20/18 4:00:42 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
sites and apps thinking their captcha is for security (it's not, it's only to train their AI)

My understanding was that it was both

Why would it not help secure a site?
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 4:00:53 PM
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Yeah well, remember when geocities was a thing?
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emblem boy
11/20/18 4:02:46 PM
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Actually, I'd like to hear more about Pinky's sexual life as well
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 4:04:03 PM
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teepan95 posted...

My understanding was that it was both

Why would it not help secure a site?

It is. But the overall reason it was done by Google is to train AI.
It's secondary thing was to prevent spam
P4wn4g3 posted...
Yeah well, remember when geocities was a thing?

Yes. What is your point?
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teepan95
11/20/18 4:05:24 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
It is. But the overall reason it was done by Google is to train AI.
It's secondary thing was to prevent spam

Fair enough
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 4:06:17 PM
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Just saying, there were companies with hardware on their side that completely flopped.
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 4:07:59 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Just saying, there were companies with hardware on their side that completely flopped.

What?

Google is going for software domination. They're aware that hardware is harder to do.
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P4wn4g3
11/20/18 4:11:02 PM
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The only area they are truly doing well in as far as software goes is open source software, and open source software is difficult to make a consistent profit with. And as has been pointed out, their officially licensed things now have this ad creep running rampant, not to mention whatever nonsense Google wants to push. Google+ caved and that's telling. It does show just how much they can afford to lose on these bad projects though, which to your point is a considerable amount.
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hotcegaI
11/20/18 4:13:38 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
The only area they are truly doing well in as far as software goes is open source software, and open source software is difficult to make a consistent profit with. And as has been pointed out, their officially licensed things now have this ad creep running rampant, not to mention whatever nonsense Google wants to push. Google+ caved and that's telling. It does show just how much they can afford to lose on these bad projects though, which to your point is a considerable amount.

They're dominating the one thing that's constantly growing: internet
They have advertising locked down. They have AI locked down almost. They have YT.
Facebook, Amazon, Apple and Google are the big four. MS too if you want to count Windows.

Facebook is losing traction. Amazon is still depending on shopping. Apple is tied to hardware and Macs are slowly getting worse and worse.
Google keeps going because it has YT, Google in general and Android. And controls the advertising and AI market.
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