Current Events > Your reaction: You discover that your son's girlfriend is an atheist.

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UnfairRepresent 11/20/18 1:50:16 PM #1:	You're having Sunday lunch one day with your wife, son and his girlfriend by the coast. When your wife says "So Makoto, what church did you say you go to again?" To which she causally replies while helping herself to a second helping of carrots "Oh, I don't go to church. I'm an atheist." then eats some peas. How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912743752] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>You're having Sunday lunch one day with your wife, son and his girlfriend by the coast. When your wife says "So Makoto, what church did you say you go to again?" To which she causally replies while helping herself to a second helping of carrots "Oh, I don't go to church. I'm an atheist." then eats some peas. How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 11/20/18 1:50:50 PM #2:	i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:912743783] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 11/20/18 1:50:51 PM #3:	I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (5-6): https://imgur.com/keaWhP1 <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:912743785] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 11/20/18 1:54:34 PM #4:	Not really something I'd react about, I mean I don't really believe in anything and definitely wouldn't go to church. I think a better topic would be to ask what would you do if she was a really into it fundamentalist. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:912743973] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Not really something I'd react about, I mean I don't really believe in anything and definitely wouldn't go to church. I think a better topic would be to ask what would you do if she was a really into it fundamentalist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 11/20/18 1:55:49 PM #5:	I make a topic on GameFAQs. <cite>Killmonger posted [p:912744039] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I make a topic on GameFAQs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/20/18 1:58:07 PM #6:	Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:912744155] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/20/18 2:02:23 PM #7:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family dude.... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912744387] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family</quote> dude....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 11/20/18 2:02:35 PM #8:	I fuck her. The girl in that picture. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:912744395] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I fuck her. The girl in that picture.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/20/18 2:21:19 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family dude.... EAT YOUR FUCKIN POTATOES, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:912745497] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her if that means they do anal in front of the whole family</quote> dude....</quote> EAT YOUR FUCKIN POTATOES, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/20/18 3:34:36 PM #10:	LordMarshal posted... I fuck her. The girl in that picture. That's your son's girlfriend --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912749616] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>I fuck her. The girl in that picture.</quote> That's your son's girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus 11/20/18 3:41:07 PM #11:	Everybody is entitled to their view. Got no problem with atheists. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:912749955] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Everybody is entitled to their view. Got no problem with atheists.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/20/18 3:55:40 PM #12:	Why isn't she a big black British man named Wesley? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:912750723] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Why isn't she a big black British man named Wesley?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 11/20/18 3:57:52 PM #13:	uwnim posted... Not really something I'd react about, I mean I don't really believe in anything and definitely wouldn't go to church. I think a better topic would be to ask what would you do if she was a really into it fundamentalist. This --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:912750830] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>uwnim posted...</cite> <quote>Not really something I'd react about, I mean I don't really believe in anything and definitely wouldn't go to church. I think a better topic would be to ask what would you do if she was a really into it fundamentalist.</quote> This</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 11/20/18 3:58:37 PM #14:	Muffinz0rz posted... I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:912750871] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 11/20/18 4:05:55 PM #15:	I ask her to sit down and ask her if she's heard the good news. <cite>bknight posted [p:912751221] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I ask her to sit down and ask her if she's heard the good news.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 11/20/18 4:08:56 PM #16:	Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:912751388] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/21/18 3:03:30 AM #17:	Pitlord_Special posted... Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal you carry s fedora with you at all times? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912781289] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pitlord_Special posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal</quote> you carry s fedora with you at all times?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 11/21/18 3:39:37 AM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... Pitlord_Special posted... Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal you carry s fedora with you at all times? No, that's why I have to get it out of my closet I only wear it when I'm feeling especially euphoric --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:912782080] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pitlord_Special posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal</quote> you carry s fedora with you at all times?</quote> No, that's why I have to get it out of my closet I only wear it when I'm feeling especially euphoric</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 11/21/18 3:50:57 AM #19:	Muffinz0rz posted... I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:912782294] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 11/21/18 4:00:36 AM #20:	Paper_Okami posted... i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay <cite>Mareen posted [p:912782500] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote>i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 11/21/18 4:03:13 AM #21:	Send my thoughts and prayers to her. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:912782538] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Send my thoughts and prayers to her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/21/18 4:54:34 AM #22:	Prestoff posted... Send my thoughts and prayers to her. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912783444] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Prestoff posted...</cite> <quote>Send my thoughts and prayers to her.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 11/21/18 5:44:59 AM #23:	kick him and that heathen out then and there. NO BLASHPEMY IN MY HOUSE!!! <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:912784372] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>kick him and that heathen out then and there. NO BLASHPEMY IN MY HOUSE!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 11/21/18 5:55:29 AM #24:	I'd ask her where her moral values come from and watch her sputter while unable to answer. My son would realize she holds none and is nothing more than a husk. She'd be excused from the table and residence and upon her leaving we'd say a prayer for her. <cite>iClockwork posted [p:912784585] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask her where her moral values come from and watch her sputter while unable to answer. My son would realize she holds none and is nothing more than a husk. She'd be excused from the table and residence and upon her leaving we'd say a prayer for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 11/21/18 6:19:45 AM #25:	Paper_Okami posted... i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay Muffinz0rz posted... I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart Killmonger posted... I make a topic on GameFAQs. LordMarshal posted... I fuck her. The girl in that picture. All 4 of those things, in that order. If my son is bad ass enough, he'll foil my attempt at #4 & I'll be proud as hell. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:912785049] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote>i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay</quote> <cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart</quote> <cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I make a topic on GameFAQs.</quote> <cite>LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>I fuck her. The girl in that picture.</quote> All 4 of those things, in that order. If my son is bad ass enough, he'll foil my attempt at #4 & I'll be proud as hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/21/18 6:22:32 AM #26:	pfh1001 posted... Paper_Okami posted... i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay Muffinz0rz posted... I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart Killmonger posted... I make a topic on GameFAQs. LordMarshal posted... I fuck her. The girl in that picture. All 4 of those things, in that order. If my son is bad ass enough, he'll foil my attempt at #4 & I'll be proud as hell. He'll go to the other end and put it in her mouth and this will start playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0" data-time="&start=10 <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:912785109] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>pfh1001 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Okami posted...</cite> <quote>i mean i'm an atheist too... so, okay</quote> <cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>I praise my son for picking someone so hot and smart</quote> <cite>Killmonger posted...</cite> <quote>I make a topic on GameFAQs.</quote> <cite>LordMarshal posted...</cite> <quote>I fuck her. The girl in that picture.</quote> All 4 of those things, in that order. If my son is bad ass enough, he'll foil my attempt at #4 & I'll be proud as hell.</quote> He'll go to the other end and put it in her mouth and this will start playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0" data-time="&start=10</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ozai_Was_Right 11/21/18 6:26:35 AM #27:	Burn the heretics! --- https://v.redd.it/86ceyc7dmcx11/DASH_4_8_M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UDRYDiZzsM <cite>Ozai_Was_Right posted [p:912785205] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Burn the heretics!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 11/21/18 6:50:50 AM #28:	Ozai_Was_Right posted... Burn the heretics! While we're at it we could use a new crusade. Deus vult! --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:912785657] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ozai_Was_Right posted...</cite> <quote>Burn the heretics!</quote> While we're at it we could use a new crusade. Deus vult!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zombiexdeathx 11/21/18 7:23:36 AM #29:	if my hypothetical son was dating a atheist ide be pleased --- (Modern) feminism is nothing but a misandrist hate cult <cite>zombiexdeathx posted [p:912786313] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>if my hypothetical son was dating a atheist ide be pleased</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 11/21/18 7:26:06 AM #30:	Who cares? --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:912786365] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Who cares?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/21/18 7:26:10 AM #31:	Pitlord_Special posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Pitlord_Special posted... Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal you carry s fedora with you at all times? No, that's why I have to get it out of my closet I only wear it when I'm feeling especially euphoric i hate that this made me lol --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:912786367] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pitlord_Special posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pitlord_Special posted...</cite> <quote>Excuse myself from the table as if I had to use the restroom, then dig out my fedora from the closet, put it on, and walk back out and tip it to her with a mlady and proceed to wear the fedora at the table for the rest of the meal</quote> you carry s fedora with you at all times?</quote> No, that's why I have to get it out of my closet I only wear it when I'm feeling especially euphoric</quote> i hate that this made me lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/21/18 7:49:18 AM #33:	Idk, I try to make a conversation out of it. Really? Well now thats interesting. So Makoto, what made you want to be an atheist? --- All Day I Dream About SMH. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:912786910] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Idk, I try to make a conversation out of it. Really? Well now thats interesting. So Makoto, what made you want to be an atheist?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 11/21/18 9:14:08 AM #34:	I was going to say toss her off the edge of the world, but I prefer Goats posted... Give her a battleaxe and ask her if she will raid Monasteries along the European shore with the family. It's okay if she doesn't want to sacrifice goats to Odin, but the raiding is mandatory in this family dodrio. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:912789218] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>I was going to say toss her off the edge of the world, but I prefer <cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>Give her a battleaxe and ask her if she will raid Monasteries along the European shore with the family. It's okay if she doesn't want to sacrifice goats to Odin, but the raiding is mandatory in this family dodrio.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/23/18 5:26:52 AM #35:	Flockaveli posted... Idk, I try to make a conversation out of it. Really? Well now thats interesting. So Makoto, what made you want to be an atheist? ugggh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912891563] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flockaveli posted...</cite> <quote>Idk, I try to make a conversation out of it. Really? Well now thats interesting. So Makoto, what made you want to be an atheist?</quote> ugggh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/24/18 3:22:25 PM #36:	Bump --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912962934] in Your react... [t:77221743]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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