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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 3:41:01 AM
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Like she grabbed my phone one day jokingly and was like I'm going to look at everything on here playfully. I was all calm like ok cool lol and she was like "wait are you serious? Just wait until I find stuff"

She spent like 25 minutes going through photos of random saved videogame character and wallpapers from games and movies I liked. She looked through my saved videos which were anime openings and movie clips I thought were cool. She goes into my browser and sees my favorite bookmarks and history are for gamefaqs, gaming website news forums etc.. and guides. She checks my message with friends and its all meme jokes, movie, anime or game talk and the girls I have on my contacts are friends that play videogames with and we give each other advice on JRPGs on where to find hidden items rng rare drops etc.

LOL the look on her face was so funny she was really surprise and was like "wtf where is your porn?"

Then the next day I learned she went on the PC to look around and there was nothing either.

All my PC stuff is mostly anime series, high quality FLAC rare japanese music and obscure edm bands I like, My movie collection, photos which are mostly meme and videogame wallpapers etc. basically the same as my phone.

Lol she was was like "what the hell I thought I would find hentai and stuff." So then she has been weird for all last week and kept asking what I was into and that she feels like she need to learn more about me and I'm like "I like you and you already know what I like."

I feel like maybe her friends or some article she read urged her to look at what sexual or porn stuff their significant others watches and likes.

LOL she wasn't expecting me to be a Geek gamer nerd that would prefer to have 100 images of Cloud than porn pics or anime opening for Hellsing than porn clips or watch 10 hour playthrough of FF9 than 10 hours of porn streamed on a browser.

So uh CE am I normal? Any of you the same? Should I talk to her about this?
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_Krave_
11/19/18 3:44:14 AM
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She's probably realizing she's dating a nerd.
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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 3:46:44 AM
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_Krave_ posted...
She's probably realizing she's dating a nerd.


Well we met at a Gaming/anime con so I think she knew lol
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_Lyonidias
11/19/18 3:48:08 AM
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HellsingOrg posted...
_Krave_ posted...
She's probably realizing she's dating a nerd.


Well we met at a Gaming/anime con so I think she knew lol


Lol nice
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awesome999
11/19/18 3:59:52 AM
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What kind of a person has no porn on them
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Guerrilla Soldier
11/19/18 4:17:21 AM
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HellsingOrg posted...
LOL she wasn't expecting me to be a Geek gamer nerd that would prefer to have 100 images of Cloud than porn pics

i didn't judge you until this sentence
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 4:19:20 AM
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I haven't saved hentai/porn in years
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_BIueMonk
11/19/18 4:20:24 AM
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DoomsSD posted...
He doesn't need porn, he has a girlfriend.

said no one ever.
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Foppe
11/19/18 4:22:36 AM
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It is time for you to look up her porn.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 4:23:24 AM
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download MLP porn that'll show her
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Oldin
11/19/18 4:39:50 AM
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i lost my 1tb porn
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_Lyonidias
11/19/18 4:49:13 AM
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_BIueMonk posted...
DoomsSD posted...
He doesn't need porn, he has a girlfriend.

said no one ever.


^^^ porn is gr8
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Laserion
11/19/18 4:54:35 AM
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Tell her it's not 199X anymore, so internet speeds aren't as horrible. That private browsing exists. Etc. Who still saves porn?
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haloiscoolisbak
11/19/18 4:59:33 AM
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Never saw the need of downloading/saving porn
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 5:33:45 AM
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maybe she wants to watch hentai with you, tc. seriously
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Darkrobotisback
11/19/18 5:38:45 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
maybe she wants to watch hentai with you, tc. seriously

Maybe she wants to role play hentai.
She probably wants to be that big tiddy anime girl that gets... with a one eyed tentacle monster.
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Ricemills
11/19/18 5:39:50 AM
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why save porn when you can just stream it?
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Thompson
11/19/18 5:46:18 AM
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Maybe she wanted to find your porn because she's insecure about herself liking porn.
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Number090684
11/19/18 5:47:37 AM
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lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 5:50:37 AM
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Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic
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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 6:08:15 AM
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awesome999 posted...
What kind of a person has no porn on them


I mean I probably have something in my manga collection in some boxes and maybe an old ipod nano from like 2007 with stuff saved on it.

I never said I don't view porn I just don't have anything saved on my phone or pc where I guess most people have a lot of nsfw saved.
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Kazi1212
11/19/18 6:10:12 AM
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She probably has all sorts of sick fetishes and tons of porn on her phone herself so shes just projecting
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bevan306
11/19/18 6:11:00 AM
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why do people save porn on their phones. It is so uncouth
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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 6:14:44 AM
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bevan306 posted...
why do people save porn on their phones. It is so uncouth


Its probably why some of my friends freak out if someone starts scrolling on their images when they hand them the phone to show them something.
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shokan_warrior
11/19/18 6:17:32 AM
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Lmao if you don't stash it just in case
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CosmicShadows
11/19/18 6:19:04 AM
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No one asked for pics of GF yet?

Wow.
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LinkFanatic
11/19/18 6:38:14 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic


This comment wasn't toxic.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 6:40:03 AM
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LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic


This comment wasn't toxic.

getting people to doubt their SO and think bad on them kind of is
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LinkFanatic
11/19/18 6:42:56 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic


This comment wasn't toxic.

getting people to doubt their SO and think bad on them kind of is


Not getting him to doubt, just examine. I perceived it as help.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 6:43:40 AM
#31:


LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic


This comment wasn't toxic.

getting people to doubt their SO and think bad on them kind of is


Not getting him to doubt, just examine. I perceived it as help.

hmm, maybe not
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Number090684
11/19/18 6:52:23 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
LinkFanatic posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Number090684 posted...
lol She probably did it to test you, but also deflect and alleviate her own guilt for the shit has done with her phone, and stuff she had or still has on it.

don't take comments like this to heart. CE is oftentimes toxic


This comment wasn't toxic.

getting people to doubt their SO and think bad on them kind of is


Not getting him to doubt, just examine. I perceived it as help.

hmm, maybe not


rekt
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 6:53:46 AM
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Number090684 posted...
rekt

it's not wrecked, I can still drive it
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AbstraktProfSC2
11/19/18 7:02:02 AM
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either she thinks youre "special" because youre "the one guy in the world that doesnt like porn" and you can be in a Mormon-type relationship...or she dislikes you because you have zero freaky side at all and knows you wont put out or just arent her type.
Letting a girl go through your phone, whether or not you have anything bad on there, was your first and biggest mistake. Good luck with that.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 7:03:27 AM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
Letting a girl go through your phone, whether or not you have anything bad on there, was your first and biggest mistake.

true enough
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The Catgirl Fondler
11/19/18 7:16:55 AM
#36:


Laserion posted...
Who still saves porn?


*raises hand*

Mind you, I primarily collect animations and games, I barely have any still-images.
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AngelSeven
11/19/18 7:24:09 AM
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I can't stand when someone goes through their partner's phone or belongings. I know TC pretty much gave the "okay", but it still bugs me when people do that. I can't be with someone if they feel the need to invade my privacy.
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SSJCAT
11/19/18 7:33:33 AM
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i dont save porn either dawg.

but she wanted to see your freaky side and what youre into, so show her lol
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Ricemills
11/19/18 7:34:02 AM
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what everyone didn't know is TC has a secret handphone/laptop/device to keep his porns, and he didn't show that to anyone.
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AngelSeven
11/19/18 7:52:09 AM
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Ricemills posted...
what everyone didn't know is TC has a secret handphone/laptop/device to keep his porns, and he didn't show that to anyone.

He already opened up the floodgates so now she'll expect to go through any device he has.
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YourDrunkFather
11/19/18 8:18:03 AM
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I stopped saving porn after the last time I got caught lol
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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 9:18:29 AM
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AngelSeven posted...
I can't stand when someone goes through their partner's phone or belongings. I know TC pretty much gave the "okay", but it still bugs me when people do that. I can't be with someone if they feel the need to invade my privacy.


I kinda like it. It means she cares like makes me feel special like she is interested. I dunno I always was cool when it happens girls like to snoop and if they do it means they like you.
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HellsingOrg
11/19/18 9:18:57 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
I stopped saving porn after the last time I got caught lol


story time?
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looked
11/19/18 9:35:26 AM
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You are super naive if really think that she was playfully going through your phone. She was acting that way so that you would let her do it. It wouldnt have been so playful if she found something that she didnt like.
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P4wn4g3
11/19/18 10:17:36 AM
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She got all your passwords though.
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codey
11/19/18 10:20:55 AM
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All I got from this topic was that op likes edm enough to keep it saved on his computer and I can't respect that
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rikasa
11/19/18 10:25:36 AM
#47:


That's nice TC. Guys who aren't into porn are the good ones.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 10:27:19 AM
#48:


rikasa posted...
That's nice TC. Guys who aren't into porn are the good ones.

have you considered that being in a relationship with another just isn't for you?
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rikasa
11/19/18 10:28:44 AM
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Not sure why you say that, I'm in a great relationship w/ a guy who doesn't watch porn lol
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AngelSeven
11/19/18 10:28:58 AM
#50:


HellsingOrg posted...
AngelSeven posted...
I can't stand when someone goes through their partner's phone or belongings. I know TC pretty much gave the "okay", but it still bugs me when people do that. I can't be with someone if they feel the need to invade my privacy.


I kinda like it. It means she cares like makes me feel special like she is interested. I dunno I always was cool when it happens girls like to snoop and if they do it means they like you.

No, it means they don't trust you.
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