Current Events > Your toddler is burning. You can only save ONE: Your building or a random dog.

Topic List
Page List: 1
Irregardless
11/17/18 4:36:29 PM
#1:


Your toddler is burning. You can only save ONE: Your building or a random dog. - Results (19 votes)
Dog
10.53% (2 votes)
2
Building
21.05% (4 votes)
4
Video game collection
10.53% (2 votes)
2
Bag of cool ranch doritos
57.89% (11 votes)
11
?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel
11/17/18 4:45:56 PM
#2:


....Id save my toddler.
---
Judge not, lest ye be judged and get butthurt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irregardless
11/17/18 4:47:08 PM
#3:


EliteLevel posted...
....Id save my toddler.

It's too late for them
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel
11/17/18 4:47:58 PM
#4:


Well this topic took a turn for the dark.
---
Judge not, lest ye be judged and get butthurt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
11/17/18 4:48:43 PM
#5:


What good are my doritos if I don't have a building in which to eat them
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Autumnsim (4-6): https://imgur.com/keaWhP1
... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0
11/17/18 4:50:40 PM
#6:


so the toddler is running towards them and I have to steer them away from either the dog or my building?
---
I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman
one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irregardless
11/17/18 4:54:29 PM
#7:


catboy0_0 posted...
so the toddler is running towards them and I have to steer them away from either the dog or my building?

Could be
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
LimboTraveller
11/17/18 4:55:53 PM
#8:


who the fuck burns a toddler
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper
11/17/18 4:57:21 PM
#9:


maybe it's like jack jack from the incredibles and has powers
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/17/18 4:58:37 PM
#10:


Is it a full bag of Doritos??
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
11/17/18 4:58:52 PM
#11:


is he burning my weed?
---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog
11/17/18 4:59:23 PM
#12:


Irregardless posted...
EliteLevel posted...
....Id save my toddler.

It's too late for them

lmao
---
Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8
https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk
... Copied to Clipboard!
#13
Post #13 was unavailable or deleted.
averagejoel
11/17/18 5:16:52 PM
#14:


I remember reading somewhere that doritos were actually one of the best ways to start a fire
---
peanut butter and dick
... Copied to Clipboard!
#15
Post #15 was unavailable or deleted.
Minute
11/17/18 5:22:13 PM
#16:


Your dog is a toddler. You can only save one: Your fire or your bag of Cool Ranch Doritoes. Which do you save?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5
11/17/18 5:23:33 PM
#17:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Irregardless
11/18/18 1:56:22 AM
#18:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Is it a full bag of Doritos??

Yes, unopened
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight
11/18/18 1:58:31 AM
#19:


Will throwing the toddler out the window and saving the building lead to me saving more people who may have become trapped in said building if it went up in flames?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier
11/18/18 2:00:06 AM
#20:


ThyCorndog posted...
Irregardless posted...
EliteLevel posted...
....Id save my toddler.

It's too late for them

lmao

---
Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm.
Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback
11/18/18 2:01:05 AM
#21:


Muffinz0rz posted...
What good are my doritos if I don't have a building in which to eat them

You could sit on the rubble of your obliterated building complex and eat some flammin' hot cheetos while the police or EMT ask you if you're okay and have any other place to stay at.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica
11/18/18 2:02:33 AM
#22:


If I'm ever at that low of a point in my life, I'm just going to let myself burn to death. I'd deserve it for purchasing cool ranch Doritoes.
---
I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irregardless
11/18/18 2:04:25 AM
#23:


Darkrobotisback posted...
flammin' hot cheetos

What do you think started the fire?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008
11/18/18 2:07:27 AM
#24:


You save the building. Dog is worth maybe a thousand at most. Doritos you can buy at any time, most of my game collection is digital, and the building I'm living in(my house) is worth far more.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink
11/18/18 2:08:17 AM
#25:


Irregardless posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
flammin' hot cheetos

What do you think started the fire?

It was always burning.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295
11/18/18 9:16:45 PM
#26:


lmao. and id save my house over some stupid mutt I dont know.
---
Pastor of Muppets
... Copied to Clipboard!
Minute
11/19/18 1:29:47 AM
#27:


frogman_295 posted...
lmao. and id save my house over some stupid mutt I dont know.

its purebred
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man
11/19/18 1:49:58 AM
#28:


I told those Doritos not to play with fire! Now look what happens! Crap looks like I have to adopt another toddler for Super Bowl Sunday!
---
Water+Fall=Radiation.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1