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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:15:03 AM
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Mr_Karate_II
11/17/18 4:16:05 AM
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You have issues, seek some professional mental help for your issues.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:16:32 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
You have issues, seek some professional mental help for your issues.

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eggcorn
11/17/18 4:17:40 AM
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If im not in the shower, yes.
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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 4:18:22 AM
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Literally where else are you supposed to shit and still be civilized? A plastic cup? I'm not a savage.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:19:42 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Literally where else are you supposed to shit and still be civilized? A plastic cup? I'm not a savage.

exactly. I got into a fight with my gf over this the other day. I tried to explain that as long as you double bag the shit, most of the smell stays in
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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 4:22:01 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Literally where else are you supposed to shit and still be civilized? A plastic cup? I'm not a savage.

exactly. I got into a fight with my gf over this the other day. I tried to explain that as long as you double bag the shit, most of the smell stays in

I mean what's she shitting in, burlap sacks? If odor is her problem she needs to reconsider the material of the bag she shits in and listen to you more often.
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Mr_Karate_II
11/17/18 4:22:32 AM
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You shit in a toliet only.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:23:10 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
You shit in a toliet only.

what if someone's in there and you can't wait
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eggcorn
11/17/18 4:23:15 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
You shit in a toliet only.

lmao what a waste.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:23:42 AM
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also you can shit outdoors as long as no one sees you and you wipe your ass obviously.
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Mr_Karate_II
11/17/18 4:24:20 AM
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The hell is wrong with some of you? CE gets really fucking weird this early in the morning.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 4:24:54 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
The hell is wrong with some of you? CE gets really fucking weird this early in the morning.

Stop being so judgmental
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Kaiganeer
11/17/18 4:25:25 AM
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took a page from india's book and now i'm a free-range shitter

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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 4:25:49 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
The hell is wrong with some of you? CE gets really fucking weird this early in the morning.

Please give me a logical reason to flush your shit? Do you even know where it's going? Do you empty out your wallet in the toilet and flush it every night too?
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spikethedevil
11/17/18 4:45:48 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
You have issues, seek some professional mental help for your issues.


I think you forgot to switch accounts.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 5:14:41 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Trickfinger posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
You have issues, seek some professional mental help for your issues.


I think you forgot to switch accounts.

Or I was just quoting a post Sherlock.
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frogman_295
11/17/18 5:21:01 AM
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this topic is only funny because the other one exists, lol
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 5:23:32 AM
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I'm trying to think of a 3rd one
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bknight
11/17/18 5:25:44 AM
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I find it easier to shit in a bag and lite on fire on someones doorway then to shit on the ground or the toilet and collect that shit and stuff it in a bag.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 5:33:07 AM
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one time I shit in a bucket
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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 5:37:18 AM
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one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.
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frogman_295
11/17/18 5:38:06 AM
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posting in legendary topic.
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frogman_295
11/17/18 5:39:59 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Trickfinger posted...
one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.

lol'd out loud. did you have the decency to bury it at least.
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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 5:44:23 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Trickfinger posted...
one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.

lol'd out loud. did you have the decency to bury it at least.

No, I left it resting on the top. I figured the cat would bury it if it was offended.
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frogman_295
11/17/18 5:47:24 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
frogman_295 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Trickfinger posted...
one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.

lol'd out loud. did you have the decency to bury it at least.

No, I left it resting on the top. I figured the cat would bury it if it was offended.

lmfao!
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 5:51:27 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Trickfinger posted...
one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.

Lmao

I think secretly we all have one of these
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eggcorn
11/17/18 12:37:21 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
frogman_295 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Trickfinger posted...
one time I shit in a bucket

Once in my old apartment, I had to shit so bad, and we only had one toilet, and the bathroom was occupied, so I shit in the cat's litter box. Shortly after, a roommate observed the large shit in the litter box and made a big deal about it, and was like "holy fuck, which one of the cats left a turd in here this big?! It looks like a human turd!" and I never told them otherwise. We still reflect on the giant shit that a cat didn't take in the litter box, but only I know the truth.

This is legit a true story, not even trolling.

lol'd out loud. did you have the decency to bury it at least.

No, I left it resting on the top. I figured the cat would bury it if it was offended.

I love you dude.
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Croutonman
11/17/18 1:26:56 PM
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You havent truly lived until youve crapped in a clothes hamper, Najeh Davenport (former Green Bay Packer Runningback) style.
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Trickfinger
11/17/18 1:28:28 PM
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Croutonman posted...
You havent truly lived until youve crapped in a clothes hamper, Najeh Davenport (former Green Bay Packer Runningback) style.

sounds liberating
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frogman_295
11/19/18 4:10:22 AM
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lolllllll
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