Current Events > I once failed a court ordered drug test because I shit in the cup.

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bighandsome
11/16/18 1:56:56 PM
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Whats the funniest thing youve ever done?
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HenryAllbright
11/16/18 1:58:00 PM
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lmao
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/16/18 1:59:23 PM
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Thats hilarious!! That reminds me of the time when I once failed a court ordered drug test because I shit in the cup.
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Garioshi
11/16/18 1:59:50 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Thats hilarious!! That reminds me of the time when I once failed a court ordered drug test because I shit in the cup.

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WilliamPorygon
11/16/18 1:59:59 PM
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Lordgold666
11/16/18 2:02:14 PM
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lol
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VectorChaos
11/16/18 2:05:27 PM
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It's a bold strategy Cotton
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Bloodychess
11/16/18 2:07:58 PM
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Thanks TC

That was a good laugh
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TheAnthraxBunny
11/16/18 2:13:28 PM
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It wasn't court ordered, but someone may have almost failed my drug test because I took too long. After the test was done and I was on my way out I stopped and went back to make sure I didn't need to take any paperwork with me. I don't remember how I worded the question but I made it sound like I knew I was going to pass and she responded with something along the lines of "Well I wouldn't be too sure about that. You took way too long to return the cup." I then expressed the fact that I had no clue that was something they took into consideration and asked if I could retake it at a later date. She left to go ask her superior and came back to tell me she was mistaken and it wouldn't count against me.

I completely forgot about this incident until I saw this thread because at that time I didn't think it was a big deal.
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