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a de-clawed, de-toothed grizzly?
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No. Even without claws, if one hit you in full force, it would probably crush your torso.

Its like gettinh slashed with a sword vs gettijg clubbed with a rebar hammer
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You obviously aint canadian they are big as a hummer hunched over black bears are bitches compared to those fucks.

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.
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pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.
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Verdekal posted...

a de-clawed, de-toothed grizzly?

No.

But think about a de-clawed, de-toothed grizzly vs a man with a body armor suit made of solid steel, with an integrated helmet and internal cushioning. The armor suit has Shao-Khan style knuckle blades so every punch also stabs with those blades.

Now were talking

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.

I was interested to find out that aside from brain power and opposable thumbs, we have one pretty unique trait that makes us physically impressive: we can jog (i.e. light aerobic activity over prolonged periods of time) longer and farther than pretty much any land mammal on Earth.
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.

You can find photos of chimps with some illness that causes their hair to fall off. They are absolutely jacked, and that muscle is way more dense than ours. Thats why they can just tear people apart when they suddenly get pissed off.
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tennisdude818 posted...

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.

You can find photos of chimps with some illness that causes their hair to fall off. They are absolutely jacked, and that muscle is way more dense than ours. Thats why they can just tear people apart when they suddenly get pissed off.

Some guy in the 20s put a pulling machine in a chimp enclosure and a female chimp pulled 1200 lbs with one arm.
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do these men also have shotguns to fight?

Does the bear have a flamethrower?

Still trying to name any men who were 6'10" at 500+ lb and could bench 550 lbs...
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If men were unable to win, they wouldn't be the top of the food chain.

The combined intelligence of the 3 men enables them to win
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ClockworkHare posted...

Still trying to name any men who were 6'10" at 500+ lb and could bench 550 lbs...

yea, short guys with short arms and legs bench and squat the most

Not a chance without weaponry.

A grizzly bear can weigh in at 900 pounds of pure "Fuck you, I'm killing you" fury.

There's a reason that you are supposed to scare bear, not attempt to injure it, of you encounter one. The bear is used to more natural sounds. Making loud, unnatural sounds makes it think you are not to be fucked with.

Injuring it just makes it want to kill you.

Also, polar bears are more dangerous than Grizzlies.
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No.
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Nobody who weighs 500 pounds can possibly not be a total lardass. Even if he has muscle under the lard and even if he is 7 feet tall.
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Tupacrulez posted...

The bear is used to more natural sounds. Making loud, unnatural sounds makes it think you are not to be fucked with.

So the sound I screech when I orgasm would leave the bear in an existential crisis then.
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pics of the men
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slimfizzle2 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

The bear is used to more natural sounds. Making loud, unnatural sounds makes it think you are not to be fucked with.

So the sound I screech when I orgasm would leave the bear in an existential crisis then.

No it'd kill you.
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A bear is strong enough to decapitate a moose with sheer force.

That said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M" data-time="
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So you should also have an air horn with your bear mace?

SaithSayer posted...

So you should also have an air horn with your bear mace?

Honestly, better than nothing.
A high caliber firearm is best. The sharp crack will spook that bear.
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pinky0926 posted...

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.

I was interested to find out that aside from brain power and opposable thumbs, we have one pretty unique trait that makes us physically impressive: we can jog (i.e. light aerobic activity over prolonged periods of time) longer and farther than pretty much any land mammal on Earth.

And some humans completely waste this trait.

pinky0926 posted...

RickyTheBAWSE posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Frankly human strength/power is pathetic comparative to our size. So I doubt it.

this. I remember how disgusted I felt when I realized how relatively weak and slow humans are. even compared to other primates.

I was interested to find out that aside from brain power and opposable thumbs, we have one pretty unique trait that makes us physically impressive: we can jog (i.e. light aerobic activity over prolonged periods of time) longer and farther than pretty much any land mammal on Earth.

Yup. Endurance is(or was anyways. Modern society and diets greatly reduce both our need and ability) a great trait of humans.

But really endurance, the ability to manipulate tolls with dexterity and intelligence are a extremely potent set of tools with far more potential than Brute Strength, Venom, Burst speed, flight etc.

And of course intelligence only means so much without being able to fully utilize it. A dog with the brain of a human would not have as high potential because it simply can not manipulate things the way humans can
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Squall28 posted...

A bear is strong enough to decapitate a moose with sheer force.

That said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M" data-time="

Lmao Zangief wannabe

Squall28 posted...

A bear is strong enough to decapitate a moose with sheer force.

That said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M" data-time="

some of those comments had me rolling lmao.
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