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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:00:57 PM
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My lunch was a roll of biscuits.

My dinner is probably going to be another roll of biscuits.

Yesterday all I ate all day was a whole sponge cake separated into breakfast lunch and dinner.

"Just go out and buy more food" well yeah but it's raining.
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Ryangrad
11/12/18 3:01:45 PM
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CommonStar
11/12/18 3:01:46 PM
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Ever heard of an umbrella?
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YookaLaylee
11/12/18 3:01:56 PM
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:02:52 PM
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CommonStar posted...
Ever heard of an umbrella?

Yeah but I don't have one because I only think about buying one when it's raining and by then it's too late
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CommonStar
11/12/18 3:03:45 PM
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Rain won't kill you, but starving will.
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:04:52 PM
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Aha I found some dry beans I'm going to start soaking them
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kingdrake2
11/12/18 3:06:52 PM
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could just walk in the rain. though the last time i did that i had to sacrifice one of my three pullovers (thing molded and had to be washed).
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aki_sora
11/12/18 3:07:59 PM
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Use imagination
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spudger
11/12/18 3:08:23 PM
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Is this a gimmick?

Who cant function in the rain?
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:10:05 PM
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aki_sora posted...
Use imagination

I already ate all of Activision Blizzard's imagination. Why do you think they are where they are right now?
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:10:52 PM
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spudger posted...
Is this a gimmick?

Who cant function in the rain?

Seriously though I have a convertible that leaks as my only car.
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eggcorn
11/12/18 3:11:08 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Aha I found some dry beans I'm going to start soaking them

make a hat out of the beans and walk to the store. problem solved.
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 3:11:55 PM
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He's afraid the people in the store will be able to tell that he's high.
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:13:09 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
He's afraid the people in the store will be able to tell that he's high.

I've never done any illegal drugs my whole life. Unless you count drinking when I was in high school
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kingdrake2
11/12/18 3:14:51 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
He's afraid the people in the store will be able to tell that he's high.


around here. i don't think people will care if he's high or not.
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Chicken
11/12/18 3:17:24 PM
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Rain is nothing.
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:23:26 PM
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Chicken posted...
Rain is nothing.


It's 40 degrees.

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spudger
11/12/18 3:24:04 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
spudger posted...
Is this a gimmick?

Who cant function in the rain?

Seriously though I have a convertible that leaks as my only car.

So delivery or deal with it

Or starve on shitty beans
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boxington
11/12/18 3:25:25 PM
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yea, there are apps for grocery delivery.

maybe your area supports them.
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:27:05 PM
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spudger posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
spudger posted...
Is this a gimmick?

Who cant function in the rain?

Seriously though I have a convertible that leaks as my only car.

So delivery or deal with it

Or starve on shitty beans


Dude those beans really fill you up. It just takes hours to prepare them so they're going to be my food for tomorrow. I'll have to think of something else for today.

boxington posted...
yea, there are apps for grocery delivery.

maybe your area supports them.


Maybe it's just me but I hate being that guy who makes dudes drive in pouring rain to a place they've never been before just to bring me a pizza. I'm just going to have to eat like a plebeian for a while.
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SpiralDrift
11/12/18 3:31:04 PM
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Are you broke or just lazy?

Two-ingredient Peanut Butter cookies:
Mix equal parts peanut butter and sugar, shape into balls and bake. No milk, eggs, flour, etc, needed. They'll harden when cooled.
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SoulOfFayth
11/12/18 3:33:51 PM
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This is why people have pets
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 3:34:10 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Are you broke or just lazy?

Two-ingredient Peanut Butter cookies:
Mix equal parts peanut butter and sugar, shape into balls and bake. No milk, eggs, flour, etc, needed. They'll harden when cooled.

That does not sound good at all.

I am just going to tough it out with beans and biscuits. Wednesday morning should be clear.

If something horrible happens I've got an emergency ration and I can always make a bowl of just rice but I don't like doing that.
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 3:34:49 PM
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You keep a box or two of ramen noodles stuck back for this reason.
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EzeDoesIt
11/12/18 3:35:07 PM
#26:


Just die of starvation you freakin teddy bear.
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/18 4:05:14 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Just die of starvation you freakin teddy bear.

ok :(
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vocedelmorte
11/12/18 4:11:52 PM
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SoulOfFayth posted...
This is why people have pets

D:
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kingdrake2
11/12/18 5:53:49 PM
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SoulOfFayth posted...
This is why people have pets


i would give up my food so the dog would eat. she means alot to me.
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kingdrake2
11/12/18 10:02:31 PM
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gawd damnit.

my jar of pasta sauce broke, no lunch pasta tomorrow :(.
all because i didn't get a good grip of the goddamn bag.

can't eat dry noodles either it doesn't work.
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EzeDoesIt
11/12/18 10:42:04 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
Just die of starvation you freakin teddy bear.

ok :(

oh dude ive loved your sig for a long time now
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Tyranthraxus
11/14/18 8:52:34 PM
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Conflict posted...
This topic is hysterically dumb as someone who doesn't have a car and has to take Lyfts to buy groceries

It stopped raining yesterday night. I went out and bought more food.
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