Poll of the Day > Short people problems...

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My smoke detector has been beeping all night to change the batteries...

I can't reach it, even with the step stool.

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I need a mandult.
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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
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You gotta get better. Im super short, but can still reach everything. Maybe you have to start carrying a full size ladder around.
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LinkPizza posted...

You gotta get better. Im super short, but can still reach everything. Maybe you have to start carrying a full size ladder around.

I'm 5'1", but ya - I should probably buy a stepladder
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