Current Events > My friend got laid today, but it kinda sucked

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FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 12:41:12 AM #1:	So she met this guy on okcupid. She has a BA in Political Science and is working on her MPA. He has a BA in Political Science as well and is currently working on his MS in Political Science so he was kinda impressed by her and wanted to give this a chance. They had been texting for awhile and she was kinda excited to see him The thing is she knew from his profile that he was short but she didn't realize that he was going to be THAT short. Like he was WAYYYYYY shorter than she expected him to be. Literally when she showed up to his apartment she took out her diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the man was let" Anyway he got to second base and she got to third base (he came) and then she hung out a bit an eventually went back home. The problem is I think he REALLY likes her now and she kinda never wants to see him again. I think she is going to tell him she wants to "take things slow" and try to slowly phase him out of her life completely. Anyone have any good tips on ghosting guys? She don't want this to hurt. --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912088706] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>So she met this guy on okcupid. She has a BA in Political Science and is working on her MPA. He has a BA in Political Science as well and is currently working on his MS in Political Science so he was kinda impressed by her and wanted to give this a chance. They had been texting for awhile and she was kinda excited to see him The thing is she knew from his profile that he was short but she didn't realize that he was going to be THAT short. Like he was WAYYYYYY shorter than she expected him to be. Literally when she showed up to his apartment she took out her diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the man was let" Anyway he got to second base and she got to third base (he came) and then she hung out a bit an eventually went back home. The problem is I think he REALLY likes her now and she kinda never wants to see him again. I think she is going to tell him she wants to "take things slow" and try to slowly phase him out of her life completely. Anyone have any good tips on ghosting guys? She don't want this to hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 12:43:01 AM #2:	How bored are you right now bro --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912088762] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 12:46:25 AM #3:	glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912088871] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 11/09/18 12:47:33 AM #4:	lol <cite>Breasts posted [p:912088906] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 12:47:57 AM #5:	FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today? --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912088919] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 12:51:29 AM #6:	glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today? nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089023] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today?</quote> nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Mario_4 11/09/18 12:51:36 AM #7:	slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others? --- Paper Mario (N64) is a masterpiece. <cite>Paper_Mario_4 posted [p:912089028] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/09/18 12:52:00 AM #8:	Tell her to eat him. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:912089042] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to eat him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 12:52:55 AM #9:	Paper_Mario_4 posted... slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others? Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues. --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089069] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Mario_4 posted...</cite> <quote>slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others?</quote> Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/09/18 12:54:54 AM #10:	FrisbeeDude posted... Paper_Mario_4 posted... slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others? Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues. Like Jackie Chan? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912089135] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Mario_4 posted...</cite> <quote>slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others?</quote> Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues.</quote> Like Jackie Chan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 11/09/18 12:56:26 AM #11:	How short was he? --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:912089184] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>How short was he?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/09/18 12:59:18 AM #12:	Standard procedure is to decline every offer he makes from here on out and when he blows up in two weeks time at her, she can politely pretend to have no idea what he's talking about. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:912089281] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>Standard procedure is to decline every offer he makes from here on out and when he blows up in two weeks time at her, she can politely pretend to have no idea what he's talking about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 1:00:59 AM #13:	FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today? nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here Lol are you on CE in the shower? --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912089326] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today?</quote> nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here</quote> Lol are you on CE in the shower?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 1:01:42 AM #14:	DrizztLink posted... FrisbeeDude posted... Paper_Mario_4 posted... slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others? Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues. Like Jackie Chan? That's Ricky tan?! --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089352] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Paper_Mario_4 posted...</cite> <quote>slowly phase him out? tell her to stop being a coward and tell him the truth. i can't stand how women operate sometimes ffs why cant they be straight with their ties with others?</quote> Men can be very sensitive. She doesnt want any issues.</quote> Like Jackie Chan?</quote> That's Ricky tan?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 11/09/18 1:02:19 AM #15:	your friend sounds very... generous --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:912089370] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>your friend sounds very... generous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 1:02:27 AM #16:	glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today? nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here Lol are you on CE in the shower? I do a large chunk of my internet surfing in the shower/on the toilet. Between my job and relationship, I dont get much time for myself --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089373] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today?</quote> nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here</quote> Lol are you on CE in the shower?</quote> I do a large chunk of my internet surfing in the shower/on the toilet. Between my job and relationship, I dont get much time for myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 1:02:47 AM #17:	TheoryzC posted... How short was he? bro....SHORT --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089386] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheoryzC posted...</cite> <quote>How short was he?</quote> bro....SHORT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/09/18 1:07:29 AM #18:	FrisbeeDude posted... TheoryzC posted... How short was he? bro....SHORT Like a midget in a bathrobe? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912089536] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheoryzC posted...</cite> <quote>How short was he?</quote> bro....SHORT</quote> Like a midget in a bathrobe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 11/09/18 1:09:58 AM #19:	FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... FrisbeeDude posted... glitteringfairy posted... How bored are you right now bro You have no idea... I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today? nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here Lol are you on CE in the shower? I do a large chunk of my internet surfing in the shower/on the toilet. Between my job and relationship, I dont get much time for myself I honestly can't judge ya there, it seems pretty fitting that CE is only worth it when taking a big shit because a big shit is what this place equates to lol --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:912089604] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>How bored are you right now bro</quote> You have no idea...</quote> I feel ya. Anything interesting happen today?</quote> nah. got up, made breakfast, went to work, stopped for beer on the way back. currently showering. It's been about a half hour in here</quote> Lol are you on CE in the shower?</quote> I do a large chunk of my internet surfing in the shower/on the toilet. Between my job and relationship, I dont get much time for myself</quote> I honestly can't judge ya there, it seems pretty fitting that CE is only worth it when taking a big shit because a big shit is what this place equates to lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 11/09/18 1:11:30 AM #20:	FrisbeeDude posted... Literally when she showed up to his apartment she took out her diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the man was let" LMAO --- https://imgur.com/mRP9Jej <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:912089644] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote> Literally when she showed up to his apartment she took out her diary out and wrote "dear diary, today the man was let" </quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 11/09/18 1:17:12 AM #21:	>got laid >"he got to 2nd base, she got to 3rd" hmm --- https://imgur.com/nkZgO <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:912089843] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>>got laid >"he got to 2nd base, she got to 3rd" hmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 1:17:58 AM #22:	Dragon239 posted... >got laid >"he got to 2nd base, she got to 3rd" hmm Dont look at me, it's her story lol --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912089865] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dragon239 posted...</cite> <quote>>got laid >"he got to 2nd base, she got to 3rd" hmm</quote> Dont look at me, it's her story lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 11/09/18 1:21:08 AM #23:	How short we talkin'? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:912089964] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>How short we talkin'?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 11/09/18 1:23:48 AM #24:	awesome999 posted... How short we talkin'? "dear diary, today the man was let" --- If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:912090031] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>How short we talkin'?</quote> "dear diary, today the man was let"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 11/09/18 1:25:17 AM #25:	Da fuck is "let" --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:912090090] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>Da fuck is "let"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
90sEdgeLord 11/09/18 1:29:07 AM #26:	man-let I think <cite>90sEdgeLord posted [p:912090183] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>man-let I think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 11/09/18 1:44:44 AM #27:	tell her to get a strap-on and peg him. no lube. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:912090623] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>tell her to get a strap-on and peg him. no lube.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 11/09/18 1:57:24 AM #28:	Go to an amusement park and pick a ride with a height limit then totally ditch. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:912090952] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>Go to an amusement park and pick a ride with a height limit then totally ditch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 11/10/18 4:32:50 AM #29:	is she tall? was he shorter than her? or is she short and he was short but same height or still taller than her? and is she a virgin? who says 2nd and 3rd base is getting laid lol <cite>creativeme posted [p:912149145] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>is she tall? was he shorter than her? or is she short and he was short but same height or still taller than her? and is she a virgin? who says 2nd and 3rd base is getting laid lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_Katt_II 11/10/18 4:41:32 AM #30:	nice effort, but didn't get me <cite>Devil_Katt_II posted [p:912149282] in My friend ... [t:77185416]...</cite> <quote>nice effort, but didn't get me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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