Current Events > Fuck news articles that literally have movie spoilers in the headlines

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Just saw one on a news website i visit often for a movie I am really looking forward to and the literal headline was about how they are adding some sort of "Suicide trigger warning" before hand. Had the name of the movie in the Headline too.

Now i know whats going to happen in the movie and that suicide is going to be one of the major peak plot points for one of the main characters when i was hoping to go in with just a vague idea what the movie was about.

You cant even leave a comment in the article to point this out and harass the author about it. Fuck you bitch! And what the fuck is up with needing trigger warnings all of a sudden these days. Ive never even heard of that shit until just a couple of years ago and Im someone who has faced suicide at some of the lowest points of my life. Whats the point of such a trigger warning when such a spoiler is a trigger in itself to cause someone distress and ruining an enjoyment out of someones life.

The boat sinks
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Calm down
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He was trapped for 127 hours
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Imagine being this upset over a super vague spoiler
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Spoilers are a mainstay of culture for some reason.

I literally knew that Rosebud is the sled before I had ever even heard of Citizen Kane.
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