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Going_Deep_08 11/03/18 11:52:57 PM #1:	What do you do? --- DO NOT DEFY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/LokFB <cite>Going_Deep_08 posted [p:911768182] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hotcegaI 11/03/18 11:53:19 PM #2:	Lol @ the fact I'm hotter <cite>hotcegaI posted [p:911768200] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Lol @ the fact I'm hotter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 11/03/18 11:53:30 PM #3:	Context? <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:911768213] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Context?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 11/03/18 11:53:46 PM #4:	I'm on the can. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:911768234] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>I'm on the can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 11/03/18 11:53:53 PM #5:	Ask her how she's enjoying UFC 230. --- "They come in the night to smell your daughter's periods so that they can sparkle in the day." -- Kradek <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:911768243] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Ask her how she's enjoying UFC 230.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 11/03/18 11:53:57 PM #6:	Fart. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:911768249] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Fart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WellKnownNomad 11/03/18 11:55:14 PM #7:	Ask her what's her favorite death videos are --- "Anime is for jerks" - Jeff Gerstmann <cite>WellKnownNomad posted [p:911768311] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Ask her what's her favorite death videos are</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 11/03/18 11:56:49 PM #9:	I'd probably be really courteous, but while trying to get away from her. Lest she take any indiscretion I make, accidental or otherwise, and turn it into yet another song about being wronged. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:911768393] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably be really courteous, but while trying to get away from her. Lest she take any indiscretion I make, accidental or otherwise, and turn it into yet another song about being wronged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 11/04/18 12:09:25 AM #19:	Take a selfie to make my friend who's obsessed with her jealous as fuck, then call the police to have her arrested for trespassing in my house. --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:911771613] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Take a selfie to make my friend who's obsessed with her jealous as fuck, then call the police to have her arrested for trespassing in my house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 11/04/18 12:11:30 AM #20:	PiOverlord posted... Tell her "Sorry for my room being so messy, it's usually a lot cleaner, wanna play some Smash and chill?" Essentially this. Haven't cleaned my room in a while so anyone popping in would be highly embarrassing for me. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:911771694] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her "Sorry for my room being so messy, it's usually a lot cleaner, wanna play some Smash and chill?"</quote> Essentially this. Haven't cleaned my room in a while so anyone popping in would be highly embarrassing for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 11/04/18 12:14:13 AM #21:	Try quickly to explain to my wife why Taylor Swift is sitting beside me during the movie we are watching. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:911771797] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Try quickly to explain to my wife why Taylor Swift is sitting beside me during the movie we are watching.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 11/04/18 12:24:16 AM #22:	I immediately jump up and start doing one of those goth DDR dances with the exaggerated hand movements, though I've never done this before, and increase speed/intensity until she freaks out and leaves. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:911772218] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>I immediately jump up and start doing one of those goth DDR dances with the exaggerated hand movements, though I've never done this before, and increase speed/intensity until she freaks out and leaves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 11/04/18 12:24:38 AM #10:	my dog would be going crazy at this random person in my home so most likely trying to prevent her from killing her --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:911769689] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>my dog would be going crazy at this random person in my home so most likely trying to prevent her from killing her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 11/04/18 12:25:08 AM #11:	Read that as shitting --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:911769705] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Read that as shitting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 11/04/18 12:28:24 AM #23:	Alphamon posted... spudger posted... Read that as shitting what a strange fetish not as strange as finding taylor swift attractive --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:911772388] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alphamon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>spudger posted...</cite> <quote>Read that as shitting</quote> what a strange fetish</quote> not as strange as finding taylor swift attractive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hawaiian_punch 11/04/18 12:32:35 AM #25:	Hide my boner lol <cite>Hawaiian_punch posted [p:911772529] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Hide my boner lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alphamon 11/04/18 12:38:06 AM #12:	spudger posted... Read that as shitting what a strange fetish <cite>Alphamon posted [p:911770307] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>spudger posted...</cite> <quote>Read that as shitting</quote> what a strange fetish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/04/18 12:38:58 AM #13:	I just farted right before I clicked this topic so she's not gonna be happy --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:911770345] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>I just farted right before I clicked this topic so she's not gonna be happy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 11/04/18 12:39:40 AM #14:	Tell her "Sorry for my room being so messy, it's usually a lot cleaner, wanna play some Smash and chill?" --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 3 RotM wins 1, https://i.imgtc.com/Ejs0WrG.jpg <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:911770381] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Tell her "Sorry for my room being so messy, it's usually a lot cleaner, wanna play some Smash and chill?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 11/04/18 12:40:58 AM #15:	Does she materialize out of thin air? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:911770428] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Does she materialize out of thin air?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 11/04/18 12:42:57 AM #16:	PiOverlord posted... Tell her "wanna Smash and leave?" --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:911770519] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her "wanna Smash and leave?"</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 11/04/18 12:43:04 AM #17:	Ask her if she can hook me up with that goddess Katy Perry --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:911770528] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Ask her if she can hook me up with that goddess Katy Perry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 11/04/18 1:03:04 AM #18:	LinksLiege posted... I'd probably be really courteous, but while trying to get away from her. this --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:911771338] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote>I'd probably be really courteous, but while trying to get away from her.</quote> this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTrunks 11/04/18 1:05:43 AM #26:	Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them. --- "Humanity: An easily-pissed-off drunk, made entirely of explosions." <cite>CTrunks posted [p:911773755] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 11/04/18 1:09:26 AM #27:	She either spawned on my laptop or my vita. Neither of us will be happy within the first few seconds. --- https://imgur.com/mFmSWCz <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:911773873] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>She either spawned on my laptop or my vita. Neither of us will be happy within the first few seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/04/18 1:18:10 AM #28:	I'd ask how long that seat had been in the elevator since I rode it down just a few minutes prior to my riding it up --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:911774164] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask how long that seat had been in the elevator since I rode it down just a few minutes prior to my riding it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hawaiian_punch 11/04/18 4:20:10 AM #29:	CTrunks posted... Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them. Your advice would have costed her millions <cite>Hawaiian_punch posted [p:911778294] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>CTrunks posted...</cite> <quote>Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them.</quote> Your advice would have costed her millions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TiamatLover 11/04/18 4:21:13 AM #30:	Start singing Kanye West songs. ~~Tho the closest thing to a Kanye West song I know well enough to sing is "Gay Fish"...~~ --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png ^ Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. <cite>TiamatLover posted [p:911778312] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Start singing Kanye West songs. Tho the closest thing to a Kanye West song I know well enough to sing is "Gay Fish"...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LimboTraveller 11/04/18 4:36:49 AM #31:	i would lick her armpits and suck on her tits <cite>LimboTraveller posted [p:911778620] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>i would lick her armpits and suck on her tits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/04/18 4:41:15 AM #32:	Her bony ass is gonna cut my mattress. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:911778692] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Her bony ass is gonna cut my mattress.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 11/04/18 5:39:25 AM #33:	Be like "yo <redacted>, I'm not sure why, but Taylor's here. Hey Taylor, you remember <redacted>, right? She always talks about how nice you are. Nice to meet you!" --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:911779580] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote>Be like "yo <redacted>, I'm not sure why, but Taylor's here. Hey Taylor, you remember <redacted>, right? She always talks about how nice you are. Nice to meet you!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTrunks 11/04/18 6:59:30 AM #34:	Hawaiian_punch posted... CTrunks posted... Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them. Your advice would have costed her millions Yeah. Probably. I never said I was a fan of hers, though. --- "Humanity: An easily-pissed-off drunk, made entirely of explosions." <cite>CTrunks posted [p:911781057] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hawaiian_punch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CTrunks posted...</cite> <quote>Politely inform her she really should have stayed in country music, and that "ignoring the haters" means actually ignoring the haters, not making songs dedicated to them.</quote> Your advice would have costed her millions</quote> Yeah. Probably. I never said I was a fan of hers, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hawaiian_punch 11/04/18 9:39:52 AM #35:	DrizztLink posted... Her bony ass is gonna cut my mattress. She actually got kind of chubby lately <cite>Hawaiian_punch posted [p:911785139] in Suddenly, ... [t:77168220]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Her bony ass is gonna cut my mattress.</quote> She actually got kind of chubby lately</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Suddenly, Taylor Swift is sitting right next to you.