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aki_sora
10/28/18 2:59:04 PM
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Cheater87
10/28/18 2:59:46 PM
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Satan is a pretty chill guy.
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VipaGTS
10/28/18 3:00:19 PM
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It really do be like that.
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rodu_jr
10/28/18 3:01:43 PM
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history is written by the victors
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creativerealms
10/28/18 3:01:45 PM
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Didn't he kill people in the book of Job? Though that was a bet with God so he had his permission.
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Skye Reynolds
10/28/18 3:25:54 PM
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That's enough JRPGs for you, young man.
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Middle hope
10/28/18 3:26:45 PM
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Ignore for satan
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Zikten
10/28/18 3:37:42 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
history is written by the victors

what if God is actually evil and he just happened to win and had himself written as the good guy? but Satan is actually the one who wants best for us
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ultimate reaver
10/28/18 3:39:33 PM
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satan basically wants you to have fun and have lots of sex whereas god wants to impose a bunch of arbitrary rules on you
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Flockaveli
10/28/18 3:43:41 PM
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LaVeyan Satanic Bible is best bible.
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Awesome
10/28/18 3:45:47 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
satan basically wants you to have fun and have lots of sex whereas god wants to impose a bunch of arbitrary rules on you


the more people a person has sex with the more tainted they get.

how this isnt well known globally i dont know.
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DeltaRayquaza
10/28/18 3:47:32 PM
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Hey, Satan killed 10 people.
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Zikten
10/28/18 3:52:42 PM
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DeltaRayquaza posted...
Hey, Satan killed 10 people.

it was self defense
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Turbam
10/28/18 3:55:08 PM
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Satan has 4 kills in the bible
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josifrees
10/28/18 3:56:00 PM
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Satan has all the blood on his hands because all the events where god has to vanquish sinners were put in place by Satans role in the commitance of original sin
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On_The_Edge
10/28/18 3:57:56 PM
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In Biblical theology, ending a person's life is far from the worst thing you can do to someone. In fact, it could be preferable to the alternative of living longer but sinning more. The worst thing you can do is corrupt their soul and get them estranged form God, leading them towards hell. It is far better to die and go to heaven then to live and end up in Hell. Satan doesn't care about killing so long as the result is eternal estrangement from God.
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CosmicShadows
10/28/18 3:58:25 PM
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His real name is Lucifer!!
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Zikten
10/28/18 4:10:58 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
In Biblical theology, ending a person's life is far from the worst thing you can do to someone. In fact, it could be preferable to the alternative of living longer but sinning more. The worst thing you can do is corrupt their soul and get them estranged form God, leading them towards hell. It is far better to die and go to heaven then to live and end up in Hell. Satan doesn't care about killing so long as the result is eternal estrangement from God.

God needs to get the stick out of his ass and stop sending people to hell for mistakes
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
10/28/18 4:18:28 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
satan basically wants you to have fun and have lots of sex whereas god wants to impose a bunch of arbitrary rules on you

Ever see The Devil's Advocate?

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. You see, God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear, for His own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look...but don't touch. Touch...but don't taste. Taste...don't swallow. Ahaha! And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that?! Never!
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AbstraktProfSC2
10/28/18 4:21:36 PM
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Im just gonna leave this here

http://www.daltonator.net/durandal/religion/satan.shtml
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HippopotamusRex
10/28/18 4:34:53 PM
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Satan doesn't have the power to kill anyone. He got wrecked by Michael when he tried that.

Judeo-Christianity isn't polytheistic where there's a battle of deities that compete for power. There's no contest.

You'd have to go into Satan's ability to play within God's set of rules to get his kill count. Working through corrupting actual people and turning them. Because of how free will is set up he can influence, but he can't directly compete within the mythos. He can't rise up with an army out of Hell and start killing these ancient tribes.

Though that would have been damn cool to see though.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
10/28/18 4:43:25 PM
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HippopotamusRex posted...
Satan doesn't have the power to kill anyone. He got wrecked by Michael when he tried that.

Judeo-Christianity isn't polytheistic where there's a battle of deities that compete for power. There's no contest.

You'd have to go into Satan's ability to play within God's set of rules to get his kill count. Working through corrupting actual people and turning them. Because of how free will is set up he can influence, but he can't directly compete within the mythos. He can't rise up with an army out of Hell and start killing these ancient tribes.

Though that would have been damn cool to see though.

Exactly, and that's one thing that, of all depictions, Supernatural got right. If you go by the Bible, Satan/Lucifer isn't the "king" or ruler of hell, except in that he's the most powerful being there. He's just as much a prisoner as any of the damned.
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PokemonExpert44
10/28/18 4:51:01 PM
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omg TC wow just wow
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SageHarpuia
10/28/18 4:51:41 PM
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VoightKent posted...
the early Gnostics (who were persecuted and ultimately culturally destroyed)

And rightfully so.
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YellowSUV
10/28/18 4:55:22 PM
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Persona 5 spoilers

Remember when Satan saved Christmas? God would never do that.
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Zikten
10/28/18 4:59:58 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
And rightfully so.

wtf. so your ok with genocide and suppression of free speech, religion and culture?
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Zikten
10/28/18 5:00:38 PM
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to be honest, if any christiany is real, I would put my money on the gnostics being the right ones
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SageHarpuia
10/28/18 5:01:40 PM
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Zikten posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
And rightfully so.

wtf. so your ok with genocide and suppression of free speech, religion and culture?

Gnostics weren't exactly peaceful.
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SageHarpuia
10/28/18 5:08:17 PM
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VoightKent posted...
Hint: all religious people are inherently violent.


I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you tbh
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VipaGTS
10/28/18 5:11:39 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
VoightKent posted...
Hint: all religious people are inherently violent.


I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you tbh

I feel more sorry for the guy who has admitted to spending most of his time here trolling CE because the mods deleted a few of his messages. Thats you, Sage.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
10/28/18 5:15:46 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
Persona 5 spoilers

Remember when Satan saved Christmas? God would never do that.

Fun fact: the guy Santa Claus is based on, Nicholas of Myra, attended the council where the church codified the Nicene Creed.
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