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deupd_u
10/27/18 8:15:10 AM
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ask for their number, keep up the entirety of the text conversation, writing whatever weird clownish novel of garbage I can think of in an attempt to be somewhat "entertaining" while getting 1 word responses, ask her out, be the architect of the entire date night, pay for everything, ask her to come to my place, initiate intimate contact...and then the bitch is going to starfish in bed, making me do all the work there, too.

Being a heterosexual man is a full-time job.
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hotcegaI
10/27/18 8:15:32 AM
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Nidhoggr
10/27/18 8:16:58 AM
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You have to be pretty clear about consent too, make her sign a waiver or record the sexual encounter.
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IloveJesus
10/27/18 8:18:14 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Being a heterosexual man is a full-time job.


Only if you're pretending.

If you're actually hetero you do a lot of those things because you want to so they aren't work.
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jcmason
10/27/18 8:18:30 AM
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It sounds like youre looking for the wrong kind of woman.

You should seek to find a partner who is as into the relationship as you are. It sounds like youre thinking about passive participants, rather than actively interested women.
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alt_no_1_loves
10/27/18 8:18:34 AM
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You don't have to do any of those things. You could sit in your house all day and stare at a wall. Or do a million other things. It's totally your choice to do any of those things you described.
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shokan_warrior
10/27/18 8:23:50 AM
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Still beats being a woman who likely wouldn't be that good looking and too weak to defend yourself from male aggressors
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StarReaper13
10/27/18 8:25:26 AM
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the average man is unfuckable
the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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hotcegaI
10/27/18 8:25:46 AM
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StarReaper13 posted...
the average man is unfuckable
the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick

And it feels soooo good
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SSJCAT
10/27/18 8:28:08 AM
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during my 10 years of dating, this has not been my experience at all.
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Kazi1212
10/27/18 8:30:17 AM
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SSJCAT posted...
during my 10 years of dating, this has not been my experience at all.


The girls always came after you and initiated most of everything?
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deupd_u
10/27/18 8:52:47 AM
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alt_no_1_loves posted...
You don't have to do any of those things. You could sit in your house all day and stare at a wall. Or do a million other things. It's totally your choice to do any of those things you described.

But being horny is like having the devil inside me. I have to get it out, and deeding doesn't work anymore.
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