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TiamatLover
10/24/18 2:58:23 AM
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I've accepted that I need to do this and need CE's advice on how to go about it.
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DarkTransient
10/24/18 4:28:23 AM
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CE isn't a great place to get girl advice, huh...
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fuzzylittlbunny
10/24/18 4:38:06 AM
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Start off by giving her the reason: by telling her that your eyesight is worsening at an alarming rate
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DarthDemented
10/24/18 4:43:08 AM
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Summon tiamat. If you have the materia of course
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DarkTransient
10/24/18 4:50:45 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Start off by giving her the reason: by telling her that your eyesight is worsening at an alarming rate


Except it isn't. Heck, I might take a visual test just to prove y'all wrong on this one.

DarthDemented posted...
Summon tiamat. If you have the materia of course


Wrong Tiamat m8
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nurblug
10/24/18 5:01:12 AM
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"Dearest [GF],

While it pains me to say this, it is imperative I do so posthaste for my own sake and yours. I regret to inform you that I will be ending our relationship, but do rest assured that it is through no fault of your own and I will not hold you responsible. I need a new direction in life and wish you all the best in yours.

Yours truly,
[WaifuChaser]"
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TiamatLover
10/24/18 6:57:10 PM
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nurblug posted...
"Dearest [GF],

While it pains me to say this, it is imperative I do so posthaste for my own sake and yours. I regret to inform you that I will be ending our relationship, but do rest assured that it is through no fault of your own and I will not hold you responsible. I need a new direction in life and wish you all the best in yours.

Yours truly,
[WaifuChaser]"


This is better advice, thanks.
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Zikten
10/24/18 6:57:44 PM
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start talking about babylonian mythology around her
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Turbam
10/24/18 6:57:53 PM
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Tell that hoe to hit the bricks.
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OEIO999
10/24/18 6:58:40 PM
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Tiamat, isn't than an axe in League of Legend? The fuck you want that for?
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Zikten
10/24/18 7:00:56 PM
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OEIO999 posted...
Tiamat, isn't than an axe in League of Legend? The fuck you want that for?

it's a Babylonian deity
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Mystery_Mission
10/24/18 7:05:00 PM
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This is a lame gimmick bro
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lincoln002
10/24/18 7:07:34 PM
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:( DarkTransient has been hit with a suspension, not cool mods.
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TiamatLover
10/24/18 7:08:11 PM
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lincoln002 posted...
:( DarkTransient has been hit with a suspension, not cool mods.


I posted in (a bit of) detail about it in the Warned / Suspended general.
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DarthAragorn
10/24/18 7:08:31 PM
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This is a stupid gimmick
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