Current Events > Scenario: Who would you save? Kanye West, Taylor Swift, a Ming Vase or a Dog.

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UnfairRepresent
10/21/18 3:48:49 PM
#1:


You can only save one - Results (7 votes)
Kanye West
14.29% (1 vote)
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Taylor Switft
14.29% (1 vote)
1
Ming Vase.
14.29% (1 vote)
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Dog.
57.14% (4 votes)
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You're on the roof when suddenly everyone is jolted about by a sudden rumbling Earthquake caused by nearby fracking.

Everyone violently jerks causing Kanye West, Taylor Swift, a dog and a priceless Ming vase to fly off the edge of each corner of the roof, only surviving because their bodies got tied up in cables which are now starting to snap as the dangle over a long drop.

Instead of falling to the side, you were tossed into the middle of the building and hit the pointy spire. Which hurt but you're okay as you get back to your feet.

Kanye West shouts "I know I got angels watching me from the other side."
Taylor Swift says "This is one time where I don't want to Shake It Off!"
The confused dog whimpers as it struggles trying to escape the cables it is tied up in.
The Ming vase says nothing because it is a Ming vase.

The cables are going to snap any moment and you will only have time to save one.

wonsWZ6

What do you do?
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catboy0_0
10/21/18 3:55:51 PM
#2:


the ming vase did nothing wrong
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LimboTraveller
10/21/18 3:56:39 PM
#3:


i would save taylor swift while licking her armpits
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TheRealDill1999
10/21/18 3:59:03 PM
#4:


It was a tough choice between Swift and West, but I can't let our next president die.
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au_gold
10/21/18 4:13:07 PM
#5:


What kind of dog?
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Dark_Spiret
10/21/18 4:14:39 PM
#6:


doggo
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UnfairRepresent
10/21/18 4:18:43 PM
#7:


au_gold posted...
What kind of dog?


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Duncanwii
10/21/18 4:20:30 PM
#8:


I save Taylor Swift. West is a racist.
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catboy0_0
10/21/18 4:23:15 PM
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au_gold posted...
What kind of dog?

a pitbull
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deupd_u
10/21/18 4:24:43 PM
#10:


Will Tay reward me with cheek kisses?
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DarthAragorn
10/21/18 4:41:12 PM
#11:


dog easy
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tamashiini
10/21/18 4:42:24 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
dog easy

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catboy0_0
10/21/18 4:44:23 PM
#13:


the dog would want you to save a person
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Mareen
10/21/18 4:45:34 PM
#14:


The dog.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/21/18 4:48:24 PM
#15:


I help the dog of course, I dont care about Kanye West or Taylor Swift enough to save either over the dog. The ming vase is a good second choice after the dog to save though.
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Susanowo
10/21/18 4:52:35 PM
#16:


Kanye West because he is cool.
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UnfairRepresent
10/21/18 5:25:12 PM
#17:


RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I help the dog of course, I dont care about Kanye West or Taylor Swift enough to save either over the dog. The ming vase is a good second choice after the dog to save though.

You value dogs and objects over human beings?
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/21/18 5:25:59 PM
#18:


None
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Malcrasternus
10/21/18 5:27:41 PM
#19:


I shoot Hitler twice.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/21/18 5:27:44 PM
#20:


Over these two people yes I do, the dog has the most value and deserves to be saved the most.
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catboy0_0
10/21/18 5:52:30 PM
#21:


glad I'm not the only one who chose the vase
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DarkTransient
10/21/18 5:53:32 PM
#22:


If the dog was mine I'd save it, otherwise, Kanye - always useful to be in the good books of future presidents.
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Bishop9800
10/21/18 5:56:37 PM
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How much is the vase worth?
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Dunsworthy
10/21/18 5:59:26 PM
#24:


Living things>possessions
Humans>animals
Women>men
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catboy0_0
10/21/18 6:01:16 PM
#25:


Bishop9800 posted...
How much is the vase worth?

in general ming vases are worth a nice sum
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UnfairRepresent
10/21/18 6:53:19 PM
#26:


Dunsworthy posted...

Women>men

Hooboy
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jumi
10/21/18 7:03:24 PM
#27:


Will the vase or dog be mine if I save them?
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UnfairRepresent
10/22/18 9:52:21 AM
#28:


@thecatboy0_0 posted...
the dog would want you to save a person

@The_Doge

Is this true?
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PikachuMaxwell
10/22/18 9:54:11 AM
#29:


Taylor Swift probably.
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The_Doge
10/22/18 10:43:30 AM
#30:


UnfairRepresent posted...
@thecatboy0_0 posted...
the dog would want you to save a person

@The_Doge

Is this true?

Depends on person not T Swift or K West
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UnfairRepresent
10/23/18 7:59:42 AM
#31:


The_Doge posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
@thecatboy0_0 posted...
the dog would want you to save a person

@The_Doge

Is this true?

Depends on person not T Swift or K West

@catboy0_0

He's calling you a liar, you gonna take that?
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Mist_Turnips
10/23/18 8:12:31 AM
#32:


All these forever alones picking Taylor Swift lol.
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UnfairRepresent
10/23/18 3:34:36 PM
#33:


Mist_Turnips posted...
All these forever alones picking Taylor Swift lol.

Dog is winning
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philsov
10/23/18 3:48:19 PM
#34:


Her reputation's never been worse.

I like her for her.
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LordMarshal
10/23/18 3:50:17 PM
#35:


Do i get to fuck whatever i save, including the vase?
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UnfairRepresent
10/23/18 3:55:06 PM
#36:


LordMarshal posted...
Do i get to fuck whatever i save, including the vase?

Well yes

But with the exception of the Vase that would be considered rape and you would be arrested.
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LordMarshal
10/23/18 3:56:05 PM
#37:


UnfairRepresent posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Do i get to fuck whatever i save, including the vase?

Well yes

But with the exception of the Vase that would be considered rape and you would be arrested.


So the vase is the only one who i can legally fuck?

Thats one saved vase right there.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
10/23/18 4:51:22 PM
#38:


Do I get to keep the vase? What can I get for it at auction?

Will either Taylor or Kanye become my best friend and/or reward me?
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TheKentster
10/23/18 4:54:46 PM
#39:


Kanye because he's the most important, and he's a good guy so he would also reward me. All I'd get from Swift is a picture she posts on Instagram thanking me.
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deupd_u
10/23/18 8:58:50 PM
#40:


deupd_u posted...
Will Tay reward me with cheek kisses?

Answer me
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/18 2:39:50 AM
#41:


deupd_u posted...
deupd_u posted...
Will Tay reward me with cheek kisses?

Answer me

you don't know
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UnfairRepresent
10/25/18 10:21:55 AM
#42:


Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Do I get to keep the vase? What can I get for it at auction?

Will either Taylor or Kanye become my best friend and/or reward me?

you don't know
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hollow_shrine
10/25/18 10:22:55 AM
#43:


UnfairRepresent posted...
The confused dog whimpers as it struggles trying to escape the cables it is tied up in.

:<

The dog. That precious angel didn't do anything and doesn't deserve any of this.
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BuckVanHammer
10/25/18 10:23:11 AM
#44:


Does the vase have skittles or other candies in it?
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Spam_n_eggs
10/25/18 10:23:55 AM
#45:


Tay tay.

Shell probably hug me and say thanks <B
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UnfairRepresent
10/25/18 12:08:57 PM
#46:


hollow_shrine posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
The confused dog whimpers as it struggles trying to escape the cables it is tied up in.

:<

The dog. That precious angel didn't do anything and doesn't deserve any of this.

but west and Taylor do?
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Knowledge_King
10/25/18 11:48:34 PM
#47:


Kanye because I enjoy his music. Don't care about the others at all.
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Frisk
10/26/18 12:04:08 AM
#48:


Cant believe Kanye is tied with a ming vase.

Ming vase>>>>>>>>>Kanye
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Kim Kusanagi
10/26/18 12:04:30 AM
#49:


UnfairRepresent posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I help the dog of course, I dont care about Kanye West or Taylor Swift enough to save either over the dog. The ming vase is a good second choice after the dog to save though.

You value dogs and objects over human beings?


Kanye is a jackass and t Swift is a Village bike
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gguirao
10/26/18 3:23:41 AM
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Taylor Swift.
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