Current Events > Halloween Burger King burger supposedly causes real nightmares

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TheKentster
10/19/18 5:53:25 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/18/burger-king-creates-nightmare-burger-with-green-bun.html

Burger King is getting ready for Halloween by making a burger bun with a difference.

The "Nightmare King" will have a ghoulish green bun and is filled with grilled beef, crispy chicken, bacon, American cheese and mayonnaise.

And Burger King is actually claiming that the Halloween sandwich will induce nightmares, having tested it with 100 people over ten nights. The study revealed a 3.5 time increase in nightmares.

It's the combination of protein and cheese that leads to vivid dreams, according to Dr Jose Gabriel Medina, a somnologist and the study's lead doctor, according to an online release Wednesday. People's Rapid Eye Movement (REM) cycles were interrupted, a time when most people dream.
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Awesome
10/19/18 5:56:21 PM
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TheMarthKoopa
10/19/18 5:58:00 PM
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Just thinking about eating Burger King would give me nightmares
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kingdrake2
10/19/18 5:58:27 PM
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Awesome posted...
literally gmo'd effects


it's not the angry whopper :(. no buy.
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TheKentster
10/19/18 6:35:25 PM
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I think it's just eating fat before bed that causes nightmares but they're marketing that for Halloween. Interesting idea
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slimfizzle2
10/19/18 6:38:51 PM
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TheKentster posted...
mayonnaise.

That is nightmare fuel
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KillerKhan420
10/19/18 6:42:37 PM
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It wakes you up in a cold sweat and you shit so bad it's like a nightmare, a diarrhea nightmare fueled nightmare.

They made your shit black before with their colored buns, now theyre going to try slimer green.
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VipaGTS
10/19/18 6:43:59 PM
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i feel like that's a really dumb way to market your product lol.
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slimfizzle2
10/19/18 6:44:15 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
They made your shit black before with their colored buns, now theyre going to try slimer green.

Oh man. I'm going to be leaking dark green anal mucous again
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Simon_Petrikov
10/19/18 6:45:01 PM
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But I dont like cheese on my burgers
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Serious Cat
10/19/18 6:46:26 PM
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Source: A Burger King press release.
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RiderofHogs
10/19/18 7:19:54 PM
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Simon_Petrikov posted...
But I dont like cheese on my burgers

Weirdo.
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Simon_Petrikov
10/19/18 7:22:43 PM
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*shrug*
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Hop103
10/19/18 7:23:34 PM
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It also seems to be something that gives your bowels nightmares (in other words, enjoy being on the toilet for an hour or so).
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eggcorn
10/19/18 7:26:53 PM
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I kind of want to try it but I hate fast food.
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ExtremeLuchador
10/19/18 7:31:53 PM
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Anybody remember when Burger King had that nasty black bun that sent you to the toilet?
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eggcorn
10/19/18 7:43:38 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
Anybody remember when Burger King had that nasty black bun that sent you to the toilet?

I thought it just made your poopoo a different color
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rikasa
10/19/18 7:48:13 PM
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I only dream the first night or two after quitting weed
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Shotgunnova
10/19/18 7:53:05 PM
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Oh god...

I'm so scared...

It has...mayo on it.
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VTBM
10/19/18 8:02:52 PM
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TheKentster
10/19/18 8:07:20 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Oh god...

I'm so scared...

It has...mayo on it.


Yeah I'd have to get it without mayo and onions
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