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Breasts
10/17/18 12:42:02 AM
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So I met a girl on tinder awhile ago that I REALLY like, shes really cool, pretty, etc.

She wants to come to my apartment tomorrow after work and I'm worried I might bore her

idk for sure is we are going to bang she wants to leave by 11:30pm (I get off work 10:30 and get home like 10:40) so I'm thinking this is going to be more like a first date. We both have busy schedules and we can't really set up a formal coffee date right now.

How do I keep her entertained? Like I want to keep the conversation going as long as possible. This is her first impression of me and I want her to enjoy the time we spent together and etc.

I have some expensive wine I've been saving and I told her I'd share some with her but given the fact that shes driving home later I doubt she wants to get THAT plasterd.

Any tips on keeping away awkward silences?
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Duncanwii
10/17/18 12:42:48 AM
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Show her your breasts.
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FaytlessHearts
10/17/18 12:47:39 AM
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Breasts posted...


Any tips on keeping away awkward silences?


Just say nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Harpie
10/17/18 12:50:49 AM
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weird flex but ok
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lincoln002
10/17/18 12:51:54 AM
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I think its kind of obvious she just wants to have sex with you. I guess you can offer her a drink, ask her if anything exciting happened to her today and then start talking about past boyfriend and girlfriends, sneak in some sexual experiences and then if the mood is right ask her if she wants to kiss you, if she says no just play it off like "wow I didn't say we were actually going to kiss" if she says maybe you go "let's find out" and start kissing her, if she says yes you kiss her. I hope I don't have to explain what this leads to and how you proceed from here.
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slothica
10/17/18 12:59:45 AM
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Breasts posted...
Any tips on keeping away awkward silences?

Stick a dreidel up your ass and ask her to give you spin.
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GameboyTroy
10/17/18 2:20:31 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjFHKuH-BQELT8lj85vmRw
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