Current Events > Unless you're riding a bike and living by candlefire, shush about climate change

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you ready to give that up NOW?

i doubt it

think about that before you place the blame on big bad guvment
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USER INFO: SOYLENTGREEN

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User Since: Oct 2018
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Active Posts: 89
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http://fortune.com/2017/07/10/climate-change-green-house-gases/
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if you're not living in a carbon neutral commune and in a five person marriage don't even TALK to me
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The government has all the clean technology. They're just hiding it from us.
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This guy has been trolling all day. They're not even funny topics.
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Can you get banned already?
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You know how much CO2 a human gives off while riding a bike? I'll take the eco friendly route and sit in my cave and sleep all day thank you
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fenderbender321 posted...

If you created life with your reproductive organs, don't bitch about climate change. You are the problem. People like to complain about companies being the biggest contributors to climate change, but at the other end of those companies are customers who are paying them to do whatever it is they are doing, and not just a specific type of customer, but customers who are people from all walks of life.

how are you so consistently wrong about everything
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The dude who supports horse fucking is complaining about other peoples posts
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fenderbender321 posted...

averagejoel posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

If you created life with your reproductive organs, don't bitch about climate change. You are the problem. People like to complain about companies being the biggest contributors to climate change, but at the other end of those companies are customers who are paying them to do whatever it is they are doing, and not just a specific type of customer, but customers who are people from all walks of life.

how are you so consistently wrong about everything

Your posts are the worst I have ever seen on this entire website. They have 0 substance. They never specifically point out what you disagree with and why. They never have any creativity in expressing your thoughts and feelings. They are just dull, lifeless, meaningless, pointless wastes of internet space. And that's just the thing....the internet has infinite space. Yet, your posts still manage to be a waste. That's how terrible they are. When I'm an old man, and my family asks me "do you have any regrets in life?", I'm going to say "Why yes, yes I do. I wasted a lot of valuable time reading posts by averagejoel on CE. Time I could have spent doing something more meaningful like staring at the wall or digging holes out in the back yard and then filling them back in over and over." And then I'll probably die right then and there for thinking back about your posts. I know what you're thinking..."did he really just say that my terrible posts are going to kill him?" and the answer to that question is yes, yes I did, because yes they are. I speak for myself, my friends, my family, all of CE, people on the internet in general, the president, the emperor of Japan, Paul McCartney, Tom Brady, and God when I say that it is within society's best interest for you to improve your posting skills.

I am not going to read that
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fenderbender321 posted...

averagejoel posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

If you created life with your reproductive organs, don't bitch about climate change. You are the problem. People like to complain about companies being the biggest contributors to climate change, but at the other end of those companies are customers who are paying them to do whatever it is they are doing, and not just a specific type of customer, but customers who are people from all walks of life.

how are you so consistently wrong about everything

Your posts are the worst I have ever seen on this entire website. They have 0 substance. They never specifically point out what you disagree with and why. They never have any creativity in expressing your thoughts and feelings. They are just dull, lifeless, meaningless, pointless wastes of internet space. And that's just the thing....the internet has infinite space. Yet, your posts still manage to be a waste. That's how terrible they are. When I'm an old man, and my family asks me "do you have any regrets in life?", I'm going to say "Why yes, yes I do. I wasted a lot of valuable time reading posts by averagejoel on CE. Time I could have spent doing something more meaningful like staring at the wall or digging holes out in the back yard and then filling them back in over and over." And then I'll probably die right then and there for thinking back about your posts. I know what you're thinking..."did he really just say that my terrible posts are going to kill him?" and the answer to that question is yes, yes I did, because yes they are. I speak for myself, my friends, my family, all of CE, people on the internet in general, the president, the emperor of Japan, Paul McCartney, Tom Brady, and God when I say that it is within society's best interest for you to improve your posting skills.

Fucking wrecked.
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fenderbender321 posted...

I better not get modded for that because I only attacked the posts, not the poster. I made sure to read the rules carefully about flaming.

you mean that wasn't a copypasta?
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This is definitely a 5-karma-user kind of topic
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I mean it's not like anyone except the 0.01% will reap the benefits of the delay of Earth turning into a microwave anyway. It would be nice if it were all or nothing, someone destroyed all their bunkers and shit.
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its clearly a copypasta
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