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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 5:06:54 PM
#1:


In your opinion? - Results (34 votes)
Yes
20.59% (7 votes)
7
No
76.47% (26 votes)
26
I don't know.
2.94% (1 vote)
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On one hand she is a Tai Chi master who battles people in the streets.



On the other hand she's a 5 foot 6 girl with a 33" bust. Who probably weighs 135 pounds soaking wet.

Could you take her? Fair one on one fight, no weapons.
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Reis
10/15/18 5:07:28 PM
#2:


I want her to crush my wiener with her rock hard thighs
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 5:08:26 PM
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Reis posted...
I want her to crush my wiener with her rock hard thighs

I regret making this topic...
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LimboTraveller
10/15/18 5:12:15 PM
#4:


i weight 90 kg , bench pressing at 120 kg , and 193 cm.
I think i can take her on
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TheBiggerWiggle
10/15/18 5:15:42 PM
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Id let her beat and then ask for sympathy secks with those fat, thick fucking thighs.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/15/18 5:16:31 PM
#6:


Dan is the weakest SF character and could still rekt everyone on CE
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/18 5:21:57 PM
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She can throw a spinning back kick so hard she inverts and flies like a helicopter upside down. So no.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/15/18 5:22:24 PM
#8:


She's a woman.
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/18 5:22:48 PM
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Also she's got like 38" thighs. She's easy close to my weight (170)
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 5:23:01 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
She can throw a spinning back kick so hard she inverts and flies like a helicopter upside down. So no.

You mean you can't?
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monkmith
10/15/18 5:23:12 PM
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hell no. i'd let her sit on my face though.
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kingdrake2
10/15/18 5:23:35 PM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Id let her beat and then ask for sympathy secks with those fat, thick fucking thighs.

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Chicken_Butt
10/15/18 5:24:00 PM
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Fuck no. And anyone who votes yes should be required to post pics so we can evaluate their physique. That 135 pounds of Chun Bun is pure muscle. She would kick any normal person in half.
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/18 5:24:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
She can throw a spinning back kick so hard she inverts and flies like a helicopter upside down. So no.

You mean you can't?


It's my great shame.
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asagi_mode_gone
10/15/18 5:25:19 PM
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She's 50 so still young enough to wipe the deck with most of us

But I have an advantage, I'm not made of 0s and 1s.
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nemu
10/15/18 5:27:28 PM
#16:


Unless her game physics are translated into real physics and make her a bad fighter, no.
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Jiek_Fafn
10/15/18 5:28:26 PM
#17:


According to the wiki she benches 150kg. I can't compete with that.
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Vindris_SNH
10/15/18 5:28:32 PM
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I would get wrecked.
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Tobi011
10/15/18 5:30:37 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Fuck no. And anyone who votes yes should be required to post pics so we can evaluate their physique. That 135 pounds of Chun Bun is pure muscle. She would kick any normal person in half.

Let's not forget that she can shoot fireballs out of her hands and is a lot more acrobatic then the average person.
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sleepysausage
10/15/18 5:31:41 PM
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asagi_mode_gone posted...
She's 50 so still young enough to wipe the deck with most of us

But I have an advantage, I'm not made of 0s and 1s.

50??
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KStateKing17
10/15/18 5:31:43 PM
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She's also a cop. I'm not fucking with her.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/18 5:32:35 PM
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sleepysausage posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
She's 50 so still young enough to wipe the deck with most of us

But I have an advantage, I'm not made of 0s and 1s.

50??

Yeah she was canonically born in the 60s
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SSJGrimReaper
10/15/18 5:37:29 PM
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nurblug
10/15/18 5:39:24 PM
#24:


ITT: Delusion :D
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Zack_Attackv1
10/15/18 5:39:54 PM
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Mai wife Poison would whoop her candy ass.
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CanuckCowboy
10/15/18 5:43:38 PM
#26:


Tobi011 posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Fuck no. And anyone who votes yes should be required to post pics so we can evaluate their physique. That 135 pounds of Chun Bun is pure muscle. She would kick any normal person in half.

Let's not forget that she can shoot fireballs out of her hands and is a lot more acrobatic then the average person.


That's also a good point. Lol.
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
10/15/18 5:55:19 PM
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Can't beat her fire ball, can't overcome her aerial maneuverability, can't outspeed her lightning fast kicks.
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pikachupwnage
10/15/18 6:10:02 PM
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A single thigh has more muscle than my whole body.

Hell no.
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Lord_Wombat
10/15/18 6:25:53 PM
#29:


Pretty much any SF character could easily beat up anyone on (our) earth.

*Obligatory Chun-Li is hawt & thicc comment*
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bulletproofvita
10/15/18 6:26:49 PM
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Reis posted...
I want her to crush my wiener with her rock hard thighs

Oh yes
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bulletproofvita
10/15/18 6:27:17 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Mai wife Poison would whoop her candy ass.

How many wives do you have?
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Chicken_Butt
10/15/18 6:29:44 PM
#32:


Zack_Attackv1 posted...
wife Poison

>wife
>Poison

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Knowledge_King
10/15/18 6:33:53 PM
#33:


Beat the person who can dodge bullets and kick 100x in a second? Nah.
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UnfairRepresent
10/17/18 3:41:58 AM
#34:


Knowledge_King posted...
Beat the person who can dodge bullets and kick 100x in a second? Nah.

she's a small asain woman
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Turbam
10/17/18 3:44:57 AM
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Reis posted...
I want her to crush my wiener with her rock hard thighs

Based
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Kajagogo
10/17/18 3:49:56 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
sleepysausage posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
She's 50 so still young enough to wipe the deck with most of us

But I have an advantage, I'm not made of 0s and 1s.

50??

Yeah she was canonically born in the 60s


March 1, 1968.

Just think, she was only 23 when SF II came out. Now, she's 50.
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happibivouac
10/17/18 10:33:29 AM
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I would purposefully lose just so she can dominate me.
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