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UnfairRepresent
10/13/18 6:08:38 PM
#1:


Pizza is made illegal, with punishments including heavy fines and jail time for people who eat them and life in prison for those who make it.

All stores that sell it instantly stop.
All Pizza resturants close down or start serving pasta.
And quickly people stop making it even secretly after the first round of arrests are made.

md78Mnt

Your nation is now a pizza free society.

How do you react?
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SauI_Goodman
10/13/18 6:09:52 PM
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I'd be happy to see all the nasty ass chain stores disappear. But I would just make my own pizza! All it is is bread, tomato sauce and cheese.
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ProfessorKukui
10/13/18 6:10:22 PM
#3:


Good.
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UnfairRepresent
10/13/18 6:11:12 PM
#4:


SauI_Goodman posted...
But I would just make my own pizza!

B7
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SauI_Goodman
10/13/18 6:13:21 PM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
But I would just make my own pizza!

B7

How can you ban bread, tomato sauce and cheese?
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KILBOTz
10/13/18 6:13:46 PM
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Paragon21XX
10/13/18 6:14:02 PM
#7:


I sacrifice UnfairRepresent to the pizza gods to lay a curse on the ones that made pizza illegal.
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Butterfiles
10/13/18 6:14:28 PM
#8:


open a speakeasy but for pizza
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UnfairRepresent
10/13/18 6:15:08 PM
#9:


SauI_Goodman posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
But I would just make my own pizza!

B7

How can you ban bread, tomato sauce and cheese?

Same way you can't ban household items that can be used to create explosives but it's still illegal to make bombs.
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ThePieReborn
10/13/18 6:15:55 PM
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Like that topic about deleted saves, this is the kind of shit that drives villains to destroy the world rather than rule it.
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StickFigures720
10/13/18 6:19:05 PM
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It's going to be the Prohibition era all over again.
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JE19426
10/13/18 6:21:06 PM
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Complain about it online. Maybe sign some petitions about it.
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Fundabz
10/13/18 6:25:09 PM
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Just have a calzone I guess.
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Funbazooka
10/13/18 6:26:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Pizza is made illegal, with punishments including heavy fines and jail time for people who eat them and life in prison for those who make it.

All stores that sell it instantly stop.
All Pizza resturants close down or start serving pasta.
And quickly people stop making it even secretly after the first round of arrests are made.

md78Mnt

Your nation is now a pizza free society.

How do you react?

More pics of that pizza thot
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monkmith
10/13/18 6:27:01 PM
#15:


UnfairRepresent posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
But I would just make my own pizza!

B7

How can you ban bread, tomato sauce and cheese?

Same way you can't ban household items that can be used to create explosives but it's still illegal to make bombs.

...so ban people from buying drums of tomato sauce or a ton of yeast?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/13/18 6:27:20 PM
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StickFigures720 posted...
It's going to be the Prohibition era all over again.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/13/18 6:29:28 PM
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Stopped eating pizza for health reasons. So this actually makes life easier on me since I don't have to watch other people eat one of my old favorite foods in front of me. But I wouldn't do that to people
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Funkydog
10/13/18 6:31:36 PM
#18:


Make some anyway.
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DirkDiggles
10/13/18 6:33:52 PM
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Funbazooka
10/13/18 6:42:10 PM
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rDwHXIn
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ThePieReborn
10/13/18 6:47:24 PM
#21:


That's bait.
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