Current Events > Wow, I cant believe my mom had stooped so low

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Middle hope
10/13/18 3:43:35 PM
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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HighOnSolar
10/13/18 3:44:16 PM
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oldie but a goodie
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nemu
10/13/18 3:45:25 PM
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That thread is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read. Feel bad for the person if he's real though. He definitely has some kind of mental issue if he wasn't trolling.
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