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TheGoldenEel
10/12/18 6:43:51 PM
#1:


Selling a thing that retails for $70, for $35. It is brand new, never used.

Dude just offered $15 for it
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SSJCAT
10/12/18 6:44:25 PM
#2:


you say no
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VectorChaos
10/12/18 6:45:14 PM
#3:


"Fuck off"
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Cornmuffins
10/12/18 6:45:23 PM
#4:


Delete it and start with a higher selling price.
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southcoast09
10/12/18 6:50:30 PM
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I ignore them.
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/12/18 6:52:20 PM
#7:


"$15? A guy just offered me $30 for it, so I won't even consider anything lower than that. No thanks."
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CapnMuffin
10/12/18 6:53:49 PM
#8:


southcoast09 posted...
I ignore them.


Or if they seem like a good buyer and just trying to save a buck Ill tell them theres other offers for more. Or that I want it gone quick so its already priced to sell.
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Muffinz0rz
10/12/18 6:54:17 PM
#9:


"Sorry, $35 is as low as I'll go."

No need to tell anyone to fuck off over it. They're just trying to find the best deal, same as you.
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Link43130
10/12/18 6:54:41 PM
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stuff's only worth what people are willing to pay
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SilverBloodX3
10/12/18 6:55:19 PM
#11:


What is it? You should definitely repost with a higher price. $60-50 OBO. Pretty much depends what it is tho.
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TheGoldenEel
10/12/18 7:03:21 PM
#12:


It is this

https://www.amazon.com/Libbey-Piece-Craft-Brew-Beer/dp/B00YBCH7RW

Set of 16 fancy glasses, brand new in box. It has a couple bad reviews saying that glasses were broken in the box so I opened it to check and make sure everything is intact. Otherwise unused
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/12/18 7:04:03 PM
#13:


VectorChaos posted...
"Fuck off"

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NeuralLaxative
10/12/18 7:06:25 PM
#14:


Your low ball price has caused me offense. And for that, the price has gone up by $10.
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VipaGTS
10/12/18 7:06:59 PM
#15:


Just say no. What is so hard about that?
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Kombucha
10/12/18 7:11:28 PM
#16:


Don't respond to low ballers.
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loafy013
10/12/18 8:53:30 PM
#17:


Just because the item I'm selling fell off the back of a truck, doesn't mean I fell off a turnip truck myself.
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ProfessorKukui
10/12/18 9:01:14 PM
#18:


No haggling skills
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JimCarrysToe
10/12/18 9:10:58 PM
#19:


Reply every time with just "35", no other response, just "35".
"I'll give you 15 for it"
"35"
"Come on its not worth that much, how bout 20?"
"35"
"Ok fine, what color is it?"
"35"
"What?"
"35"
"So how many children have you molested?"
".....35"
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SpiralDrift
10/14/18 9:37:29 AM
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Say yes but don't show up to the meeting place.
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whitelytning
10/14/18 9:47:08 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
"Sorry, $35 is as low as I'll go."

No need to tell anyone to fuck off over it. They're just trying to find the best deal, same as you.

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FFVII_REMAKE
10/14/18 9:48:25 AM
#22:


Fuck them.
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JimCarrysToe
10/14/18 3:26:16 PM
#23:


FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Fuck them.

Don't forget the lube!
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Kitt
10/14/18 3:27:15 PM
#24:


VectorChaos posted...
"Fuck off"

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fhqwhgads
10/14/18 3:35:02 PM
#25:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Reply every time with just "35", no other response, just "35".
"I'll give you 15 for it"
"35"
"Come on its not worth that much, how bout 20?"
"35"
"Ok fine, what color is it?"
"35"
"What?"
"35"
"So how many children have you molested?"
".....35"

Lol
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TheGoldenEel
10/14/18 6:21:25 PM
#26:


On Facebook it considers marketplace messages group discussions, so you can leave the conversation and it notifies the other person. So thats what I did to this guy
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