Current Events > If women don't want to fuck virgins, how do you lose your virginity?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
10/12/18 2:15:52 AM
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I don't get it.
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Pepys Monster
10/12/18 2:19:04 AM
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If it's a one night stand, don't admit to being a virgin. If it's a relationship, she shouldn't care.
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Damn_Underscore
10/12/18 2:20:25 AM
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just don't have sex until you get married
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Milkman5
10/12/18 2:21:40 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
If it's a one night stand, don't admit to being a virgin. If it's a relationship, she shouldn't care.
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ColdOne666
10/12/18 2:45:32 AM
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Prostitution is legal in non terrible countries.
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 2:46:09 AM
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Can't lose your virginity until you've had sex
Can't have sex until you lose your virginity
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WafflehouseJK
10/12/18 2:47:00 AM
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Admittedly I only ran into this the once, but I had the opposite experience. This chick I was friends with at the time found out I was a virgin, and then made it her personal mission to sleep with me.

She also like, became obsessed with me afterwards and it became a huge mess, but y'know.
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008Zulu
10/12/18 3:05:31 AM
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Dildos are a good way for girls. With men it's a bit trickier, often requires no small amount of lube.
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action52
10/12/18 3:19:48 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
If women don't want to fuck virgins, how do you lose your virginity?
I don't get it.


Well, it depends on age.

And it's not even you being a virgin so much as the reason. You need a good reason for not having had sex for that long. The fact is that most people have no trouble having sex in their young adulthood. If you haven't, then there must be a reason, and chances are the reason doesn't reflect well on you.

"I just haven't had any relationships that were serious enough for us to go to that level," well that will certainly work if you're 20, and maybe if you're 25, but if you're 30 then it looks like you have some serious social or intimacy issues that they don't want to deal with.

"I'm too shy and can't talk to women," well that suggests serious social or intimacy issues. Even if you're young it will raise eyebrows and if you're 30 or over, huge red flag.

"I just don't like sex," well that might work if they also have no interest in sex, but if they do, why would they stay with someone who will never satisfy them?

"I'm saving it for marriage," will probably work if she's the same way, although at 30 or older even in this case why you have gone this long without marriage is a concern.

"They won't sleep with me because I'm a nice guy," well obviously you aren't if you say that. Blaming all women for you not being able to get laid is a sure sign that you are terrible. If she has any sense, goodbye!

If you're in a committed relationship, and have a good, healthy reason for being a virgin based on your age, then women shouldn't mind.

And of course if you just want to be able to say you're a virgin it's not that hard. You don't need to tell people you're a virgin if it's a casual hookup, and prostitution is an option.
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Foppe
10/12/18 3:32:29 AM
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First you must have sex with a man.
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Nova4554
10/12/18 3:36:01 AM
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ever banged a leather sofa before? good place to start.
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Banjo2553
10/12/18 3:39:19 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Admittedly I only ran into this the once, but I had the opposite experience. This chick I was friends with at the time found out I was a virgin, and then made it her personal mission to sleep with me.

She also like, became obsessed with me afterwards and it became a huge mess, but y'know.

If only that could work out with other people. >_>
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DarthWendy
10/12/18 4:39:54 AM
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You can't. And you probably won't. You seem to forget that the average guy is unshaggable.
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 4:42:14 AM
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basically haha
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Joelypoely
10/12/18 5:03:18 AM
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action52 posted...
Well, it depends on age.

And it's not even you being a virgin so much as the reason. You need a good reason for not having had sex for that long. The fact is that most people have no trouble having sex in their young adulthood. If you haven't, then there must be a reason, and chances are the reason doesn't reflect well on you.

"I just haven't had any relationships that were serious enough for us to go to that level," well that will certainly work if you're 20, and maybe if you're 25, but if you're 30 then it looks like you have some serious social or intimacy issues that they don't want to deal with.

"I'm too shy and can't talk to women," well that suggests serious social or intimacy issues. Even if you're young it will raise eyebrows and if you're 30 or over, huge red flag.

"I just don't like sex," well that might work if they also have no interest in sex, but if they do, why would they stay with someone who will never satisfy them?

"I'm saving it for marriage," will probably work if she's the same way, although at 30 or older even in this case why you have gone this long without marriage is a concern.

"They won't sleep with me because I'm a nice guy," well obviously you aren't if you say that. Blaming all women for you not being able to get laid is a sure sign that you are terrible. If she has any sense, goodbye!

If you're in a committed relationship, and have a good, healthy reason for being a virgin based on your age, then women shouldn't mind.

And of course if you just want to be able to say you're a virgin it's not that hard. You don't need to tell people you're a virgin if it's a casual hookup, and prostitution is an option.


Tell me this is a joke post. Do most women out there actually think this? If so that's kind of sad.
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thelovefist
10/12/18 5:20:56 AM
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Joelypoely posted...
action52 posted...
Well, it depends on age.

And it's not even you being a virgin so much as the reason. You need a good reason for not having had sex for that long. The fact is that most people have no trouble having sex in their young adulthood. If you haven't, then there must be a reason, and chances are the reason doesn't reflect well on you.

"I just haven't had any relationships that were serious enough for us to go to that level," well that will certainly work if you're 20, and maybe if you're 25, but if you're 30 then it looks like you have some serious social or intimacy issues that they don't want to deal with.

"I'm too shy and can't talk to women," well that suggests serious social or intimacy issues. Even if you're young it will raise eyebrows and if you're 30 or over, huge red flag.

"I just don't like sex," well that might work if they also have no interest in sex, but if they do, why would they stay with someone who will never satisfy them?

"I'm saving it for marriage," will probably work if she's the same way, although at 30 or older even in this case why you have gone this long without marriage is a concern.

"They won't sleep with me because I'm a nice guy," well obviously you aren't if you say that. Blaming all women for you not being able to get laid is a sure sign that you are terrible. If she has any sense, goodbye!

If you're in a committed relationship, and have a good, healthy reason for being a virgin based on your age, then women shouldn't mind.

And of course if you just want to be able to say you're a virgin it's not that hard. You don't need to tell people you're a virgin if it's a casual hookup, and prostitution is an option.


Tell me this is a joke post. Do most women out there actually think this? If so that's kind of sad.

Most reasonable people think this - men and women alike.
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bknight
10/12/18 5:34:59 AM
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Chubby girl with low self esteem who thinks you are her only options before she learns that she can be blasted by unlimited Chad dick.
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 5:35:52 AM
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bknight posted...
Chubby girl with low self esteem who thinks you are her only options before she learns that she can be blasted by unlimited Chad dick.

lol
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Joelypoely
10/12/18 5:42:33 AM
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The reason I think this is sad is that it looks like a reinforcement of the Pareto distribution. It's intentionally filtering out people who aren't already successful with women, telling them they're weird for that reason, and then saying they aren't allowed to complain that people won't give them a chance because they haven't experienced success yet. Thus the catch-22. That doesn't seem reasonable to me.
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 5:57:46 AM
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it can be a frustrating position to be in, but it's not as bleak as you make it out to be
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Joelypoely
10/12/18 6:15:44 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
it can be a frustrating position to be in, but it's not as bleak as you make it out to be


Okay you're right, I did exaggerate it a bit.
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Big_Nabendu
10/12/18 6:16:24 AM
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\_()_/
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 6:17:48 AM
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Joelypoely posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
it can be a frustrating position to be in, but it's not as bleak as you make it out to be


Okay you're right, I did exaggerate it a bit.

I say this as a 33 y/o virgin lol
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haloiscoolisbak
10/12/18 6:45:03 AM
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Joelypoely posted...
The reason I think this is sad is that it looks like a reinforcement of the Pareto distribution. It's intentionally filtering out people who aren't already successful with women, telling them they're weird for that reason, and then saying they aren't allowed to complain that people won't give them a chance because they haven't experienced success yet. Thus the catch-22. That doesn't seem reasonable to me.


Yeah. I agree with him on most points except the shyness one. I feel like that can affect a lot of people of all ages and it's only a 'huge red flag' if it results in you acting super weird/being hard to communicate with. You can be shy and timid but still an interesting and dateable person.

Working in mental health and seeing so many kind, intelligent people who have no friends other than their family or their therapist due to depression/anixety/mental illness has put a lot of things into perspective for me. People are too quick to judge
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ArchiePeck
10/12/18 6:59:09 AM
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And yet, somehow, 95% of us all somehow managed it by actually going out and having a social life!
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 7:08:13 AM
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ArchiePeck posted...
And yet, somehow, 95% of us all somehow managed it by actually going out and having a social life!

sigless user logic
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REMercsChamp
10/12/18 7:11:55 AM
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It's like getting a job - can't get it with no experience and can't get the experience with no job

Sorry.

You can get a pit bull to keep you company instead.
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catboy0_0
10/12/18 7:12:33 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
It's like getting a job - can't get it with no experience and can't get the experience with no job

Sorry.

that's why you volunteer and do things you don't want to do until you work yourself up
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